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About Me

CJ, Crissy, Cris, Jade, J are all my names or anything close to that so pick one, stick to it, and call me that. I did my page if you like It I can do your to for a fee. I am working to become a student at Georgia State University. I graduated last December with a bachelors in Business Management. I work full time for IBM. And also for Georgia Perimeter College in the ATL. Personally though, I am not really into those things they are just what I do to get by in this world. I love dancing, singing, and just having a chance to chill and relax with my friends. I consider myself versatile. I have mad skills in MANY areas, plus I am always willing to try new things and challenges. Anyway, I don't really enjoy talking about myself so holla at me if you need to know something else. Always exceed expectations. Your true worth is based not on what others think of you but in how you value yourself. And I think I am obsessed w/ Quizes! LOL
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What kind of girl are you?
School girlYou're smart, responsible, and sometimes even nasty
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You're a Shot of Whiskey!
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Favorite Quotes
Matthew 11:28 "Come to me all who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest"
"Can't Do is like Don't Care, neither have a home" Maya Angelou, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
"It goes fast folks, Its goes fast. You gotta keep up folks. Its a sprint." Professor Patterson on summer school
"Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul. It is daily admission of one's weakness... It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart." ~Mahatma Gandhi
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem-
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-
"The worst thing a parent can tell there child is that they will be successful b/c sometimes being successful and being great aren't synonymous. " ~Cornel West~
"Perceive. Perceive with common sense. People don't realize how important perception is." ~Don Ho
"We talk a lot about Malcom X and Martin Luther King JR, but It's time to be like them, as strong as them. They were mortal men like us and everyone of us can be like them. " ~Tupac Shakur
"The Bible is to us what the star was to the wise men; but if we spend all our time in gazing upon it, observing its motions, and admiring its splendor, without being led to Christ by it, the use of it will be lost on us." ~Thomas Adams
"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle." ~Abraham Lincoln
"So far, about morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after." ~Ernest Hemingway
"People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get." ~Frederick Douglas
Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It's beyond me. ~Zora Neale Hurston
This is an Intervention. Your friends have reason to believe you are suffering from chronic bitch dependency Mr. DuBois. May I call you Tom? Tom bitch dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends your health and scary enough even your money. It's a disease Tom. ~A Pimp Named Slickback
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test
My Life as an Anime Character by Shirono
Your Name
Your Gender (m/f)
Series Title She Who Loves Music
Series Type Hentai
You are a aspiring J-Pop idol
You have a deep secret
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Personality cocktail
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PHENOMENAL WOMAN
by Maya Angelou
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies
I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size
But when I start to tell them
They think I'm telling lies.
I say
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips
The stride of my steps
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please
And to a man
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees
Then they swarm around me
A hive of honey bees.
I say
It's the fire in my eyes
And the flash of my teeth
The swing of my waist
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me
They try so muchBut they can't touchMy inner mystery.When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say
It's in the arch of my back
The sun of my smile
The ride of my breasts
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me.
Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say
It's in the click of my heels
The bend of my hair
The palm of my hand
The need for my care.
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me

My Interests

I FEEL LIKE I MIGHT HATE YOU

Well I didn't know what to write in here so I figured I would just post something I already wrote:

Missing your Smile
I miss you
The beautiful radiance that you emit
I didnt want you in my life I must admit
But now that youre here I cant let you go:

Strangers
You dont know me. The obvious makes you oblivious. You cant see through the mask that I wear to protect myself from your simple stereotyping. I doubt you could handle the real complexity of my personality. I am a paradigm, what lies behind my eyes is a truth of paradox, anger, love, hurt, jealousy, envy, self-doubt, guilt, nothing of the strong exterior persona. I am meek and weak but, Ill never ever let someone get close enough to break me down, so I drown in the loneliness ingratiated by the strangers Im so close to.

Virgo

You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio
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I'd like to meet:

Jay-Z, Lauryn Hill, Angelina Jolie, Sidney Poitier, Aretha Franklin, and anyone who is a humble honest gifted person

Music:

MUSIC IS ECSTASY Talib Kweli, Khane West, Tupac Shakur, Jay Z, Patti LaBelle Luther Vandross, Red Hot Chili Peppers, No Doubt, Metallica, Usher, Maroon 5, Ella FItzgerald, Miles Davis, Duke Ellington, Harold Melvin, Lauryn Hill, Linkin Park, Jill Scott, Anthony Hamilton . . . I could go on and on about music. I love most of it, I will listen to anything once. I personally think I can sing, Randy and Paula would vote me through. And well anything is possible with Simon. Lately, I haven't been listening to as many new artist though. How many times can I hear someone tell me to drop it low, or bend over before it becomes redundant (not that I don't do it well). So if you know any good, not that well known, artist let me know. I'm always on the lookout for a new CD to add to my collection.

Movies:

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Aight for the corniest favorites list ever. Pretty Woman, Mary Poppins, Miss Congeniality, Legally Blonde, Cinderella, Elf, Die Hard I-III, Lethal Weapons, Mr & Mrs Smith, Brown Sugar, Juice, and Harlem Nights.

Books:

You're an Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Heroes:

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Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"

September
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisureand traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

What Color Is Your Aura?
Your aura shines Orange!
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My Blog

BABYMAMA DRAMA

So ever sincewatching Tyler Perry's Why did I Get Married I have been noticing this trend which makes me wonder, is it baby mama drama season in the media? Last night Law and Order was off the chain. ...
Posted by Almond Joy on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:00:00 PST

Black Sambo: Coming soon to a paper near you (social commentary)

While I don't know if this is as bad or not it still makes me furious. BLACK PEOPLE when are we going to wake up and realize that this is how the world sees us. It's to the point where most comments o...
Posted by Almond Joy on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:05:00 PST

The David Banner Post he said it all

BUT he def got it right the second time! I tottally feel him on this. I have said it to my friends many a time I cannot identify with the current black leaders. In fact they feel more like politician...
Posted by Almond Joy on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:14:00 PST

Whats in A Name

Crissy J () The meaning of the name Crissy is Derivative Form Of Christina The meaning of the name Christina is Follower Of Christ The meaning of the name Joy is Happiness The girl's name Joy ..joy.. ...
Posted by Almond Joy on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:01:00 PST

Come See Me

So unfinished. Think I wanna talk to you Nas Explicit language- You think you know me fool/You don't know what I'm about/I got clout/ I'm like an eviction I will move ya'll muthafuckas out/ I don't ha...
Posted by Almond Joy on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:43:00 PST

Willing a Decision

More of my nonsensical writing (prose?) It's theraputic Willing a Decision Was talking to your mother just the other day And I believe the things she had to say She said your getting marr...
Posted by Almond Joy on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:01:00 PST

So I Drift

I went out of town the past couple weekends not really on pleasure. So one particular day I was just sitting waiting to leave and well it was a long day. I had a longing for my notebook b/c lately I h...
Posted by Almond Joy on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:21:00 PST

God is good Everyday, Everyday God is good

So guess what people, I got fired from my job yesterday and I wasn't gonna say anything on myspace cause ya'll are all up in my business too much anyway. So yeah I went home and drank and had myself a...
Posted by Almond Joy on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:30:00 PST

An Open Letter to Oprah Winfrey By SAUL WILLIAMS

As young adults I feel too often we lack the kinetic energy to band together and speak our minds as previous generations did. I always wonder what happened to the great marches of the Civil Rights mov...
Posted by Almond Joy on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:42:00 PST

Hate your phone carrier? Do what this guy did!

Man returns phone to carrier... without leaving car Posted Apr 11th 2007 9:15PM by Chris ZieglerFiled under: Cellphones When we talk about phone use leading to traffic incidents, this is not typicall...
Posted by Almond Joy on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:38:00 PST