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~ScubeWench~

LETS GO SEXIN!

About Me

I have an unnatural attraction to Marsupials..
So i am banned from ever visiting Australia again...
The things i do to my chinchilla!! bwahahah!!
I am a lost soul..Looking for myself..
I Live a life that is anything BUT ordinary...
I tend to get myself into trouble.. I am my own Peer Pressure..
Living life any other way.. would be boring?..
For a breif moment I experienced a love like no other... He set the bar too HIGH.. and yet he set the record for the ultimate Low as well.. So I am not looking for this bullshit called "love" im incapable of being conned by anyone again.. NOT these days.. Im too damn sober for that shit!
I just want a close pal..no emo drama.. Someone that would be my partner in crime so we may build a world worth lughing in...Dont fuck me about with your "LOVE" con.. or I will bury you in a hole in the desert!
I am nocturnal yet Sleep deprived...
at times poetic, sedate, mischeivious or childlike..
But for the most part..yOU MAY TRIGGER my inner asshole.. so fuck you if you are a easily wounded pussy & can't deal with it... if you can't then dont let the door HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY OUT!! or in this case.. the EXIT button.. fuckuh!!
Candle lit musical sessions of Debussey or Bach..
I exude a Vampish-rockabilly-goth elegance..
I get mistaken for being a Dominatrix...
I enjoy Dark & intimate spaces... bonfire lit debauchery,
moonlit strolls on a path to nowhere,
intimate dialogue, entrancing kisses... And being read to while snuggled in bed...
Enjoying every bliss filled moment that my twisted lil life has endured...

My Interests



~My Life.. your life... Your thoughts..
your dreams.. your emotions,
your desires..your dirty lil secrets...
~ Reading Books that Inspire me...
Listening to music that moves me...
Watching movies that make me laugh..
& searching for that person
that does all of the above...
*~*PIERCINGS, TATTOOS, I LOVE TO LAUGH,
SOOTHING MASSAGES, SPORT,
COOKING,SNOWBOARDING,HIKING,
LIVING LIFE, READING, WRITING,TRAVELING,
,HANGING OUT ,DRINKING,
BARTENDING, etc etc...
JILL OF ALL TRADES &
MASTER AT .. well A FEW...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that will contribute in my quest to eradicate the conceptual theories on "organized religion", Social ladders" "paying for FILTERED WATER","good and evil".
I also like knitting, cooking, being cooked..
I enjoy adding new chapters to the story of my life..I yearn to learn from the vast EXPERIENCES through the meetings of new peoples...
Cus ima friendly wench like that!
"Someone who I admire, respect & obey... A would be a take charge Independant goal minded & Brilliant bastard that doesnt take my shit. Someone who posesses a beautiful soul & an appealing childlike fun witty personality..
Fashionable & Sexy from the inside out.. a mind that is
Alluring & captivating..
Your words have a finesse & posess a profound wisdom.. that is even moving to my cold gaze.....
Overwhelm me when you articulate...
Someone with similar inclinations,
obsessions, and perversions..
A benevolent soul with a passion for life...
At times mischievous, stimulating,
Obscure yet vivacious...
A gracefull snake~charmer... That can talk the clerk in a quickie mart into a free bag of CHEEZ ITZ!
Capable of recognizing ones own flaws
& endures a laugh at his reflection
Humbled even though You have a scalpel-sharp intellectual mind..
capable of carrying a timeless deep conversation
with me or by himself while downloading music..Entertain the occasional debate about
anything..everything or nothing..
current events, tangent conjoured theories, old school philosophy, quantum physics,
physics, freagin hairless rats..
music..the arts.. or why belly buttons may smell like ass when its on the opposite side.. & located higher up... its sooo strange... hmmm...

TO THOSE THAT PEEK ON HERE THAT I ONCE KNEW.. YOU NOSEY FUCKS! LIKE YOU EVEN FUCKING CARE.. JUST GO AWAY.. IM DEAD TO YOU.. YOU WOUNDED ME.. ITS TOO LATE... SO NOW YOU REALISED THAT YOU LOST THE ONLY SINCERE GENUINE FRIEND YOU MAY HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED..

not my problem anymore LOSE MY NUMBER

When I SOLD MY SOUL & GAVE YOU EVERYTHING I HAD.. & ASKED FOR YOU NOTHING IN RETURN.. I ONLY HOPED FOR YOU TO USE MY HELP TO EXCEED IN LIFE.. I WAS REAL TO YOU... UNTIL YOU PROVED TO BE A MALISCIOUS LETCH.. YOU CONFUSED MY KINDNESS & GENEROSITY FOR WEAKNESS.. IT DROVE ME TO EXILE YOU... YOU ARE NEVER WELCOME BACK IN MY HEART OR HOME EVER AGAIN.. THERE ARE NO SECOND CHANCES IN MY WORLD..
BUT DOOOOO ENJOY THE WORLD YOU LIVE IN NOW.. IM SURE ITS ONE BETTER THAN THE ONE I PROVIDED YOU WITH...
TRUTH BE TOLD.. I didnt mind you FUCKS leaching off of me... until you no longer were pleasant...I DONT NEED YOU TO LIVE OFF OF ME & GIVE ME UN NEEEDED DRAMA.. so FUCKEN GOOD LUCK & FAREFUCKEN WELL!! PINCHEPENDEJOSMALAGRADECIDOSHIJOSDESUPINCHESMADRESCABRONES!H IJODEPUTAS!

Music:

Al Di Meola, Pink Floyd, Slayer, System of a down, Grind Gore, The Beatles, Clair De Lune loops in my mind between it all...You cant judge me.. You cant figure me out.. You never will.. so give it up fukuhs... I am just me.. & most of you don't deserve knowing me!!

Movies:

I am easily amused..
NOT MUCH i dont like to do I am open to anything..
I never get bored..
there is always SOMETHING to doooo or
watch or Feel or Think about...I am into it all damnit!!

Television:

I feel the TV is numbing our culture..

it robbed me for years of my of my youth..

stunned my imagination & creativity..

the TV is my enemy!!! grrr!!

OH! hmm... "SOUTH PARK" IS ON!! I uhhhh gotta go!! (giggle)

What.. Like im the only hypocrate! kiss my ass!

Books:

Anything containing all or as many variables of the following:
Philosophy, Quantum Physics,Gore, Mysticism, pirates, Mythology,Poetry, Fiction,
Sci Fi,Morbid tales.. etc...etc..
anything.. everything.. & maybe nothing...

usually nothing.. cus im too busy wasting time to read...
Take the quiz:
What does your birth month reveal about you?

December
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Heroes:


Those that live everyday in the design they created! Your thought process effects you in more ways than you "think"... HOW do you want your life to be?

My Blog

Pineapple! I love it.. i dont care if its OLD shit..

this has probably been seen around the globe a million times.. BUT this is the first i ever heard of it!i loved this.. & here it is in case someone missed it..enjoy.. ( go get a diaper .. u will piss ...
Posted by ~Rubber Soul~ on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

THE MEANING OF LOVE...

i look at you but i dont know what u see..time passes bye i think i get it now.. my mezmorized smile. my annoying gaze.my ignorant words. at first you may have cared. but then you got to know me. i ju...
Posted by ~Rubber Soul~ on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:01:00 PST

funny shit for 2007

guaranteed to make u chuckle Taco bell may get us running to the border toilet.. but ya gotta love their new commercials.. ...
Posted by ~Rubber Soul~ on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:39:00 PST

DISCLAIMER: For those that want to "get to know ME"

i posted this shit 2 years ago before my life turned wacko..its fucken funny shit... i was soo sober.. yet.. i cant remember when i wrote it.. Was a such an ego maniac that i needed my ...
Posted by ~Rubber Soul~ on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:10:00 PST

Check out this video: This is My song

This is My song Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by ~Rubber Soul~ on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:44:00 PST

Celebrity Look Alike Fiasco!

I am seeing alot of asian do i look asian?seriously??wtf??haha!says "I look like Johnny depp" in one of these.. hillariousi cant believe i sat there & kept trying till i found one that seemed close..i...
Posted by ~Rubber Soul~ on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:34:00 PST

Anyone Playing the Dating Game?

My buddy "Mr sexy JoE" gets to the Nits and Grits! his theory on social or "Dating Chemistry" as he likes to call it..... VERY different type of animal.... its not 1 - 10 or good bad medium... they al...
Posted by ~Rubber Soul~ on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 05:54:00 PST

Could I forgive myself?

I came home one day to the reality that would break my heart..I lacked the right words .. i could only react...your reaction tore me apart.. I dropped to the ground & hated what i turned you into....
Posted by ~Rubber Soul~ on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 05:16:00 PST

caffiene comedown.. Marriage laws & chinchillas..

I stayed up all night researching & putting together a winning legal case file for this lady that was married 37 years.. and i think for her age she looks great..seems her husband wanted a younger...
Posted by ~Rubber Soul~ on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:15:00 PST

Pissing Clean!!

HAH!! i just realized.. how fawking drug free i am.. lolwho needs clean piss..CLEAN piss fcor sale.. LOLdude.. i can like totally go like apply for jpbs & stuff.. lolnot that i need one.. hey.. i ...
Posted by ~Rubber Soul~ on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:11:00 PST