Mandrew eats manwiches......

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator I am an encyclopedia of useless information. I have homo-hair that has the tendency to defy gravity. I have a mental disorder called impulsive spending. I like fabulous clothing and accessories. Straight men love me. I make out with more chicks than you ever could or will. Alcohol makes me more fun than ever. My friends can probably tell you billions of stories and quotations that I have partaken in and said. If you see me out, watch yourself, for I can be quite the hellion...
Your Theme Song is Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd
"There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship?s smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves."
You haven't been feeling a lot lately, and you think that's a good thing.
The comfortable part is nice... but you should really work on numb. What's Your Theme Song?
Your Dominant Thinking Style: Exploring
You thrive on the unknown and unpredictable. Novelty is your middle name.
You are a challenger. You tend to challenge common assumptions and beliefs.
An expert inventor and problem solver, you approach everything from new angles.
You show people how to question their models of the world. What's Your Thinking Style?
What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You
You are very independent and self-centered. You don't solve other people's problems - and you don't expect them to solve yours.
Your idea of fashion is jeans and a t-shirt. Clean, if you're lucky.
You are a little shy and easily embarrassed. You often wonder if you are normal.
In relationships, you tend to be very romantic and demanding. You'll treat your partner like gold, but you expect a lot in return. What Do Your Bathroom Habits Say About You?
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
You Are A Fun Friend
You're the one who keeps your group laughing
And you've always got an idea for something fun to do
The party's not complete without you
And you wouldn't miss it for the world What Kind of Friend Are You?

My Interests

Your mom. Fashion. Music. Alcohol. Fine food and fine bitches. HOT BEEF INJECTIONS. Thats right, BEEF CURTAINS!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has an affinity for getting drunk, making fun of people in bars, late night trips to taco bell.....Being utterly and wickedly stupid and sane at the same time is a must. If you don't always grasp the concept of the english language, you and I will get along famously. For example, if you say things like "did he let her stick it in?" or "wow! that plane must be going 500,000 times the speed of bud light!" then you are the one for me....

Music:

British Sea Power, Mae, Bayside, Hawthorne Heights, Taking Back Sunday, The Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Coldplay, The Format, The Stills, Straylight Run, Anberlin, Editors, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Belle and Sebastian, We Are Scientists, The Anchorite 4, Elbow, The Forecast, June, The Junior Varsity, Spitalfield, The Kaiser Chiefs, The Futureheads, Regina Spektor, Bjork, Sufjan Stevens, The Decemberists, Aqualung, Bond, Against Me, Jason Mraz, Sondre Lerche, REM, Madonna, Kasabian, Pitty Sing, Eisley, The Doves, Travis, Kylie Minogue, Rilo Kiley, Shakira, Hot Action Cop, Howie Day, Dashboard Confessional, Nickel Creek, The Hives, The All-American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Ladytron, Danii Minogue, Metric, Interpol, The Bravery, Ryan Adams, Beck, The Bloodhound Gang, Green Day, Garbage, The Promise Ring, Weezer, U2, The Stereophonics, Dave Matthews Band, Saves The Day, Relient K, The Movielife, The Reindeer Section, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The Mars Volta, Breaking Pangaea, Something Corporate, The Von Bondies, Blink 182, Rachael Yamagata, Missy Elliot, Yellowcard, Snow Patrol, Elefant, Morrissey, The Smiths, Modest Mouse, Razorlight, Faithless, The Streets, Phoenix, Norah Jones, Badly Drawn Boy, Radio 4, Le Tigre, The Honorary Title, The Dissociatives, Earlimart, Daniel Powter, The Zutons, The Afters, The Butchies, The Black Maria, Sigur Ros, Louis XIV, Shout Out Louds, Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah, Stars, The Gorillaz, Bloc Party, The Arcade Fire, Head Automatica, The Comas, The Frames, Sleater-Kinney, Halifax, Blur, The Fray, The Audition, Morningwood, Copeland, Silverstein, Matisyahu, Caribou, The Subway's, OK Go, My Morning Jacket, Panic! At the Disco, Matt Pond PA, Casey Stratton, Stellastarr, Starsailor, The Arctic Monkeys, Test Icicles, Rainer Maria, Motion City Soundtrack, She Wants Revenge, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Hellogoodbye, Early November, Angels and Airwaves, AFI, Shiny Toy Guns, Nightmare of You, Emery, Matchbook Romance, The Fratellis, Mika, The Russian Futurists, IMA Robot, and The Silversun Pickups. I think thats all. This list is always amendable. (PS: I also have a massive collection of classical music. My favorite composers rank as follows: Dmitri Shostakovich, Gustav Mahler, Ludwig van Beethoven, Anton Bruckner, Carl Neilsen, and Pyotr Tchaikovsky)....

Movies:

Here, let me give you a top ten list ;) 1. The Hours 2. Run Lola Run 3. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 4. The Last of the Mohicans 5. Far from Heaven 6. Drop Dead Gorgeous 7. Snatch 8. Amelie 9. A Very Long Engagement 10. (Tie) Batman Begins and All the Pirates of the Caribbean.

Television:

Whatever is on the 999 channels I have. Footballers Wives has gotten to obsession level. Heroes is almost an obsession...

Books:

Any type of book with both words and pictures. Or ones with just words and just pictures. More specifically, anything by Leo Tolstoy (War and Peace or Anna Karenina), Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Crime and Punishment), Gabriel Garcia Marquez (EVERY BOOK HE'S EVER WRITTEN), and Jose Saramago (Blindness and the Cave).

Heroes:

Muiccia Prada, Nelson Mandela, Mikhail Gorbachev....

My Blog

eh

Lately I feel like my life has no direction. I do nothing at home. I hate my job. I hate living in Ft. Myers. I am at the point where I wish I could be risky enough to just pack up and move somewhere,...
Posted by Mandrew eats manwiches...... on Sun, 04 May 2008 09:36:00 PST

a must see!!!!!!!!

If you haven't seen the movie Shortbus. You must. Enough said!!!!!!!
Posted by Mandrew eats manwiches...... on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:15:00 PST

This one is for Kyla!

It's like this. 15 strange things about yourself. Then 15 friends. Let them know you want them to talk some trash about themselves in their blog... but have them read your blog first. K? 1. I absolute...
Posted by Mandrew eats manwiches...... on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 07:19:00 PST

revelation...

I realized something. Well, actually a few things. First off, I am not sure if I am happy or depressed. I know it could be my bi-polar talking, but my emotions are a bit fuzzy... I found my position i...
Posted by Mandrew eats manwiches...... on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:45:00 PST

on subjects concerning notes..

So, on March 15th I am getting two new tattoos. Im am excited beyond belief. Today at work, a guy came in with full sleeves on both arms and they looked, FANTASTIC. It has slightly increased my desire...
Posted by Mandrew eats manwiches...... on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:48:00 PST

so i broke down and bought one...

Thats right..I broke down and bought a bike. No, not a crotch rocket. A pedal pusher bike. Why you may ask? I see it as my salvation from my father and the anti-gym. I'd rather choose a form of exerci...
Posted by Mandrew eats manwiches...... on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:18:00 PST

The Big A

So. I ordered "Another Gay Movie" last week. It came in last night when I got home around 10:30. I just had to watch it. What can I say, I'm gay. Verdict? FLIPPIN HILARIOUS. Its so revol...
Posted by Mandrew eats manwiches...... on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:46:00 PST

Language or lack there of

I am going to take up learning Russian again. I have spoken. Da svedanya.
Posted by Mandrew eats manwiches...... on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:41:00 PST

Fucking Finally

I finally graduated from college. Hooray me.
Posted by Mandrew eats manwiches...... on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:44:00 PST

Fucking Finally

I finally graduated from college. Hooray me.
Posted by Mandrew eats manwiches...... on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:44:00 PST