my parents went to Bermuda and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. |
In lieu of being faced with a lack of wardrobe options this morning due to the fact that my washing machine has decided to go on strike, here I sit poised at my laptop awkwardly donning a strappy tan...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:09:00 GMT |
bonesaws and pinwheels |
Hi its me again, after I post the last blog I continued to delve further into my vault of literary masterpieces (ha) and have to decided to breathe life back into many if not all of them, so that old ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:51:00 GMT |
ass less chaps and buttermilk |
The following is a survey which I am sure some of you have read before, it has risen from the dead to infect your feeble minds once again. A classic never dies!! muahahaha!
**Read with caution n...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:31:00 GMT |
sleep is for the dead |
Eyes sting. Bones wretch. Brain malfunctioning. Vaseline skin. Numb, cold, vibrating. Tightening brow, building pressure, threatens explosion. Cerebral pops and buzzes. ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:03:00 GMT |
and the "Mother of the Year" award goes to..... |
The mood has stuck me in all the right and some of the wrong places to reach out to my cyber community. So all of you please, pull up a carpet square, fix yourself your favorite snack, and lend me you...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:38:00 GMT |
palm tree shaped vampires infecting my blog-shaped heart |
I have been plagued with a retchid little disease which has been affectionately referred to as "writer's block" as of lately. Even now as I sit and try to blog my blog-shaped heart out I find th...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:24:00 GMT |
The U.S. of Decay |
The last 2 hours of my life were spent attempting to process all that is the film Sicko. For those of you whom are unware of this film, it is the latest installment in the Michael Moore ma...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:41:00 GMT |
Didn't anyone happen to catch the moral of "Cocoon"? |
So I was mindlessly channel surfing and came across this ever so astonishing expose on the eternal human obsession of growing old. This over sensationalized, yellow journalistic newsy-docu-drama defin...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 22:00:00 GMT |
Dress me in a tube top and call me Jesse Rae |
What gives? For the last 2 years I have spent an average of 60 hours a week drowning in a sea of flip flops, rebel flags, exotic sunning oils, and most importantly middle aged- post children women str...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 21:03:00 GMT |
Steve Guttenburg has melted my brain |
Well there you have it. Just one mention of the mega star in a random text session with my brother has caused an unlikely chain of events that has snowballed into a fury that is beyond my control. I r...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:19:00 GMT |
