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Guido

Hunting Code Twelve

About Me

I'm like a paradox: mismatching personality types to my actions. My nickname is Guido, and even my parents call me that. I rarely use my real name anymore. (Except when required to at work.) Intuition is a curse. I do things by feel sometimes because it FEELS like the right thing to do. I can explain why I did things the way I did them most of the time. Yet, in the moment, I can't always explain Why I'm doing something. This intution leads me to a lot of trouble as of late becasue I can sense where things are going to be before they get there. Why is it that I see the negative sides of change first but still try to make things work in a positive fashion. I am always ready to try something crazy just because it might be fun. I am a part time insomniac, and I really don't like being outside in the summer time during daylight hours. I am not a vampire. I am a Scorpio. I prefer dark natural colors, but am fascinated on occasion by some neon shades. I Shot myself in the face with a rubber dog. I like cake, because the frosting makes your poo smoother. If you believe the last two statements, check yourself into your nearest mental institution. I often wonder what might happen if I was institutionalized. How long would I be forced to stay? Would I enjoy the silly board games will being heavily medicated? Know Thyself. And I do, but still I wonder.... I am vegetarian. Not because I love animals, but beacuse I hate vegetables. I am on a one man crusade to destroy to the world's vegetable supply - the slow way. I am not as cynical or bitter as I once was. I try to be open and honest with everyone... sometimes a little TOO honest for some people. The recent changes in my life are a result of a long introspective period where I poked around in my own head, which contrary to a minority opinion is not empty, and found out that I needed to take charge and quit responding to my life's "programming" (environmental psychological kinda stuff) and form my own "programming" to make my life my own and get where I want to go. And here's what I decided: "Dedication only gets you so far, after getting 'that far,' you will realize that you have to change yourself FOR yourself to achieve your goals. Are you slacking, dedicated or finally discovering that you are ready to change?" Thanks Hime.
My Battle Cry!
Zang! Who is that, rampaging amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Guido, hands clutching a thorned whip! He grunts mightily:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I lay waste to the landscape like a river of pure piranha!!"
Which Sin Are You?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
You are... Lust
This fun quiz by chibigarm - Taken 186010 Times.

My Interests

Random events, Chaos theory, making fun of blatantly stupid people, defying social protocols and seeing who freaks out. Generally, being a jerk and seeing who gets pissed enough to say something. Remarkably, not many. Tolerance? Or stupidity? Then, I can be a nice guy. Don't tell anyone that. I hate it. I'm not being nice, I'm just taking care of shit I think you are to lazy to do yourself. That or I want something from you. Or.... Do you really believe any of that crapola? Hell, I have typographical diarrhea. Neat. But my keyboard smells like shit. :)

I'd like to meet:

People who know when to have fun and when to be responsible. Oh. and other Lusty peoples... (see Quiz above)Well, SHIT. If you're still reading this and aren't scared off.... Hell. I'd like to meet you maybe.

Music:

Electronica. Mostly Trance & Drum & Bass. Some Classical. A few random timeless songs from a select group of artists. That's got it covered.

If you call my music "Techno" I WILL think less of you.

Movies:

I've never made any I'd really wanna share. why?

Television:

I was on TV once. Someone put my pic in for most wanted. Not a nice practical joke. That friend has since died in a mysterious collision blamed on mechanical brake failure. Here's hoping no cops are reading this and taking it seriously. And if you are a cop, Don't look into any car wrecks that happened on... Never mind.Seriously... I love the Sci-Fi Channel and Cartoon Network. Cheesy Sci-Fi is better than a shitty romance/suspense story(oh yeah, that's like 90% of them) that telegraphs the plot in its entirety within the first five to 15 minutes of the show. Lately I can't get enough of the Discovery, the History, the Military, and the National Geographic channels.

Books:

Yeah.... writing a book is a lot harder than it seems. For now, I think I'll keep reading other people's stuff. I'm not saying that I don't have ideas... but I'm afraid the resulting work could either draw unwanted attention or further exacerbate an already rapidly degenerating state of sanity. (I'm not sure if I am speaking of my own sanity or of other people's sanity.)

Heroes:

Nope. I'm not a hero. Nor do I strive to be. However, I do aspire to be respectable. That does *NOT* mean I try to respectful of or to everyone. Sincere respect is not granted out of hand. It is earned.

My Blog

Name generator thing.

GUIDO G is for Gifted U is for Useful I is for Irresistible D is for Dreamy O is for Odd What Does Your Name Mean?Ha... Boring.  We already knew this....
Posted by Guido on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:00:00 PST

Took another Sith Quiz:

You scored as Sith ninja. You are of the Sith ninjeti, you are swift, silent, cunning, dark, deadly, centered, and mindful. Some would say that these are traits of the Jedi, but they are wrong. You u...
Posted by Guido on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:26:00 PST

Took a Jedi/Sith Quiz...

Are you a Jedi or Sith? Anakin Skywalker - Jedi Guardian/Sith Clouded your futurs is! The outcome of your training is not yet known. For now it looks like your path leads to both the light and darksid...
Posted by Guido on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:03:00 PST

ReCOCKulous!

Well....  Things are moving fast.  Many things looking up, including some people that seem to willing to submit their stupidity for examination and then subjugate themselves to my recockulou...
Posted by Guido on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:56:00 PST

Happiness?

Someone sent me this bit of wisdom.  Its stark simplicity is stunning. As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have you...
Posted by Guido on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 12:27:00 PST

Yeah.... Life gets weird...

Strange...  The more details I try to comprehend about situations, it seems that others just try to get ahead or ignore. This contradiction is simple and bizarre.  How stupid is the human ra...
Posted by Guido on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Recovery....

Yeah... So stress and binge drinking aren't such a good mix...I have been Conspiciously absent from the online world for about a month... And for a good reason. I've been in a sort of a treatment prog...
Posted by Guido on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blow me! (Survey Stupidity) Commented

Some silly survey thingy: ************************************************************ Put your lips together and blooooooooowwwwwwwww....... Body: a guy or a gurl, do you like recieving or givin...
Posted by Guido on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Took the 'Pervert Quiz'

Yup. It's official. I am a pervert. Who would have EVER guessed? How sexually perverted are you?Pretty PervyYou just cant help yourself, can you? Maybe if you took your mind out of the gutter fo...
Posted by Guido on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Returned!

I feel like my normal psychotic self again. Not the deeply depressed/distressed/FREAKED OUT self that I have been since uhhh... November? It's good to be back. Really. I feel so MUCH bett...
Posted by Guido on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST