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james

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About Me

There are many armies in the world. I effectively am one such army. Covertly until this point I have been in deep training attempting to ascertain the most efficient means by which to defeat an opponent.In my mind I command a vast armada that in physical hectares would span farther than the imagination of the prophet Mohammed himself. There are a veritable menagerie of weapons and craft assembled in unison to defend my honour and execute my very whims working on the pebbles of inner emotions that skim across the dawn drenched ocean of creative thought... sending ripples beyond my very fabric and permeating the lives of others. A hardy and flamboyant collection of mercenaries in pragmatic attire adorned with trophies man my flagship the Golden Pig whose faster than universal growth drive (FUGD) is amongst the most lucrative pieces of technology emblazoned upon the consciousness. Gigantic robotic Juarcs and Sgoindines pound the halls vigilantly while Mitesyghs scuttle without respite stoking the leviathan with children and women of an unfavourable visage that are whittled down mentally and become faceless ghosts within the living machine, eventually acting as toxicity gauges enshrouded in mystery-suits; filtering out a sense of urgency. Within my cryogenicshilouettenix system I relentlessly predict the cosmos and reconstitute it into bite sized chunks for those bureaucrats that Socrates and Meridian Revenge herself employed the service of so many moons gone by.Onwards to beyond the gutter that lies at the end of the stars I drive onto, ceaselessly spurning my army until there is nothing left to conquer and nothing left to learn but misery and decay within the Maelstrom of Phlegethon. As soon as the War has begun it has ended and all those bodies are spirits once more, buried in the rocks of space somehow familiar and yet unfathomably changed. MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Art, history, videogames, films, hip-hop, anti-war, war, food, drink, adventure, relaxing, taking time, giving time, listening, talking... all condradictions...

I'd like to meet:

I would mostly like to meet dead people or those who don't exist. If I were to meet anyone in history it would probably be Rasputin because he was one hard bastard who just wouldn't die, when they did his post mortem he had drowned because they found water in his lungs which meant he was still alive when his assassins dumped him in the river, which was directly after being stabbed and poisoned and shot. Alternatively I might just beat the shit out of Hitler the little Baverian prick. "Only human." - "dodge this!" Momento Mori.Mr T Snickers ad

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Music:

Death rap (necro), hip-hop (blackalicious, arsonists, DDF, IC, outcast), mad stuff (daft punk, massive attack, portishead, aphex twin, chemical brothers, the mighty boosh, muse), dnb (pedalum), classical (holst, beethovan and gershwin), metal (kyuss and system)

Movies:

La Haine, Seven Samurai, Sanjuro, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill... stylish movies. Or on the other hand things like Clueless, Fantasia and An American Tale for their escapism value.

Television:

Can't be bothered with it these days, loads of pollocks. Crab sticks are a 100% pollock meat with crab essence. Sopranos is the only thing worth watching other than Vermillion Pleasure Night from Japan.

Books:

To kill a mockingbird, Anything by Dr Seuess, Edgar Allen Poe short stories... I just finished reading "Unspeak" by Steven Poole about the use of words as weapons; which I highly recommend.

Heroes:

Gambit, Wolverine, Spiderman, Marv, Hartigan, Arnie during the 80's and early 90's, Quintin Tarentino, war machines, the Punisher, Maugan Ra the Harvester of Souls, Freerunners, my Dad, my Mum, auntie Olwen, Topless Skateboard Nun...