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Harmonia House Publishing is proud to announce that Stephen Jeffrey’spoetry chapbook “Keep The Water Warm” is now available. Set for release November 3, 2006, “Keep The Water Warm” takes the reader on the author’s enlightening journey of personal evolution and quest for love.
Available: November 3, 2006
ISBN: 0-9790528-0-7
Pages: 48
Price: $9.95
Book Excerpt:
“The Seduction Sweet”
I’m in the mood for something sweet
and seductive to drown my landscape
from peak to valley like
no other force has ever done,
to quench this eternal flame within.
I dare you to cover me in sensual
intimacy and never stop providing
me with your passionate juices
that I need to fill the void
that past wrong twins have given me.
And in return, I will taste
your land of milk and honey until
the only thing left to do is
please you like royalty on high
and eat again your forbidden nectar.
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Who I Am: Steve Jones...Recognize!!!
Who I Praise: JESUS CHRIST
Who I Worship: JESUS CHRIST
Who I Live For: JESUS CHRIST
Who I Love: JESUS CHRIST EXCLUSIVELY!!!
Where I Use To Worship: Mount Ararat Baptist Church
Where I Currently Worship: Ebenezer A.M.E. Church
My Age: 29
Where I'm From: Philadelphia
Where I Am: Washington DC
Where I'm Going: No Limits...No Boundaries
Where I Went: University of Pittsburgh
When I Graduated: 1999
My Frat: Kappa Alpha Psi
Where I Got Down: Pittsburgh Alumni
When I Got Down: Spr 2K2
My Klub: Ace
What I Like To Do: Sing, Write, Read, Cook, Shop, Workout, Teach...
My Status: SINGLE
Truth is...they don't make men like me anymore...spiritual...warm...caring...kharismatic...too handsome for words...childless...disease free...educated...I mean how many men do you know that can quote the Bible, Shakespear, Jay-Z, and Langston Hughes??? Great dresser...great cook...really the last of a dying breed!!! I laugh in the face of my critics because even on my worst day I'm still on top of things...
Here is something to chew on:
THE COMPANY YOU KEEP
It Is Better To Be Alone, Than In The Wrong Company Tell me who your best friends are, and I will tell you who you are. If you run with wolves, you will learn how to howl. But, if you associate with eagles, you will learn how to soar to great heights. A mirror reflects a man's face, but what he is really like is shown by the kind of friends he chooses. The simple but true fact of life is that you become like those with whom you closely associate for the good and the bad. The less you associate with some people, the more your life will improve. Any time you tolerate mediocrity in others, it increases your mediocrity. An important attribute in successful people is their impatience with negative thinking and negative acting people. As you grow, your associates will change. Some of your friends will not want you to go on. They will want you to stay where they are. Friends that don't help you climb will want you to crawl. Your friends will stretch your vision or choke your dream. Those that don't increase you will eventually decrease you. Consider This: Never receive counsel from unproductive people. Never discuss your problems with someone incapable of contributing to the solution, because those who never succeed themselves are always first to tell you how. Not everyone has a right to speak into your life. You are certain to get the worst of the bargain when you exchange ideas with the wrong person. Don't follow anyone who's not going anywhere. With some people you spend an evening: with others you invest it. Be careful where you stop to inquire for directions along the road of life. Wise is the person who fortifies his life with the right friendships. If you see people without a smile today, give them one of yours. Choose to rise...Don't settle...and go for your dreams. And most of all let God lead you in everything you do!!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Stephen Jeffrey
Birthday: June 6th, 1977
Birthplace: The Hosptial
Current Location: DC BABY!!!
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Bald
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Kneegrow
The Shoes You Wore Today: Tan Leather Italian's
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: God
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Lover's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Buy A New Car & House
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: This Is The Day...
Your Best Physical Feature: Legs
Your Bedtime: 1AM
Your Most Missed Memory: Loved One's Who Have Died
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Women...Vanilla Ice Cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Sometimes...like when I stub my toe
Do you Sing: All day
Do you Shower Daily: Yessir
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there...going back
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Always
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Sorta
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: Nega...Tive...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just Tylenol PM
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Like Enoch...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm already grown
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain & Egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black with Streaks...like red or brown
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Doesn't Matter
Weight: THICK
Best Clothing Style: Pharrellesque
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2...Percocet & Vicodin
Number of CDs I own: A Lot
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nada
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What Is Your Soul's Trait?
Your soul is WILLFUL. You are determined and a little reckless, and you do whatever you want to do. You have strong opinions and are not easily swayed, and your headstrong resolve is not easily countered. You have few regrets. People find your refusal to go down without a fight formidable, and they respect you for it. You are a proud and content soul.
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