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Steve

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Dia duit, a chara Stoifain is anim domHello my friends, My name is steve. i'm just a genuine guy who tries to live life to the full. my favourite things in life are my complete randomness, my friends (obviously) as we would all be nothing without them. more of my favourite things are, carlsberg lager (probably the best lager in the world), mashed potato, san diego, my beautiful dog the springer spaniel who is known to family and friends as pete, my weird sense of humour, coffee and marlboro lights.I wrote in this last lear that i was going to go back to college this year, but that didn't happen. So i'm goin to say it again this year. NEXT YEAR, EVERYONE PLEASE MAKE ME GO TO COLLEGE!!!!!!!So any questions please don't hesitate to ask. I won't bite, spit, throw things, shout or bleach any of you.

My Interests


Your Heart Is Green
Love completes you, but that doesn't mean you seek it out.
When love comes your way, you integrate it peacefully into the rest of you life.

Your flirting style: Laid back

Your lucky first date: Walking around aimlessly and talking

Your dream lover: Is both enthusiastic and calm

What you bring to relationships: Balance What Color Heart Do You Have? Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | ClassifiedsI love writing weird stories. Most of my inspiration comes from conversations i have with friends. I like writing poems as well but lately i haven't been able to write any. I'm not one of these people who write a poem just for the sake of writing it, it has to mean something or be about something that is relevant in my life. I would like to write more but i guess i just have to wait for the time when inspiration comes my way.Music is one of my main interests. If i didn't have music around me i would probably die. One of my all time favourite tunes is "Two Months Off" by Underworld. I know it's trance/dance music but that song has a lot of emotion in it. i think with music you have to appreciate all aspects of it. Some songs have a good melody but shit lyrics and vice versa. I tend to look for the good in songs. I'm not one of these people who dis other peoples musical tastes because eveyone is different. Each to their own. My absolute, i will die if i don't hear this at least once a day, favourite track at the moment is "Complete Control" by the clash. That is a song with so many different emotions in it. Actually, a really embarassing secret i will let you into now, *I cried the first time i heard it*. Sad i know but i felt the emotion in the way it was performed, also in the music and the lyrics. I absolutely love evanescence i have all four of their albums yes folks they have four. Their is Fallen their debut, anywhere but home the live one, the open door which is their new one and i came accross one when .. called origin which is one that they had before they were really big.. I can't go a day now without listening to at least one of their songs. I wouldn't say that i knew absolutely everything about music because if anything, i know fuck all but, i appreciate the work and effort that goes into it, and i think thats more important than any facts you learn about your favourite band. I mean who cares if your favourite band perfomed in wembley stadium for two nights only in june 1996. It's the music that matters nothing more and nothing less.

I'd like to meet:

I hate people who add friend requests without sending a message to go along with it. So if you wanna talk to me, message or comment before hand. I wanna meet people who have the same kind of interests as myself, just up for a bit of a laugh and maybe a serious conversation or two. I love giving advice whenever i can and i try to help people as much as i can. SO IF YOU WANT ME AS A FRIEND PLEASE HAVE THE DECENCY TO SEND ME A MESSAGE OR SOMETHING FIRST SHOW THAT YOUR INTERESTED IN GETTING TO KNOW ME AND NOT JUST FOR YOUR OWN EGO TO SHOW HOW MANY "FRIENDS" YOU HAVE!!!!
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Music:

I'm into pretty much all styles of music. I'll just name a few because it would take me a while to name off every band or musician i like. Kate bush, Killers, greenday, Massive attack, and you will know us by the trail of dead, editors, underworld, chemical brothers, tiesto, placebo, the verve, the streets, Snow Patrol, Mylo, Bond, kaiser cheifs, jose gonzalez, jonny cash, faithless, evanescence, the departure, the clash, coldplay, basement jaxx, metallica, nirvana, pink floyd, the who, arctic monkeys, The Kooks, Prince, belinda carlisle (any 80's cheese really), Jeff Buckley, Bloc Party, The Kooks, Alkaline Trio, The Mars Volta, Depeche Mode, Soft Cell, Oakenfold, Ciccane,The Music, Razorlight, Hard-Fi, The Jam, The Futurheads, System of a down, LHB, To name a few :)

Movies:

Im pretty much the same with movies as i am with music. i like all types.here are a few of my favourite moves: The gooneis, labrynth, napoleon dynamite, farenheit 9/11, bowling for columbine, the butterfly effect, Chronicles of narnia (the original 1988 version), Kill Bill 1&2, Shrek 1&2, the matrix trilogy, LOTR trilogy, sample people, the little shop of horrors, Gremlins 1 (for the bit when they rig the stair-lift in the oul one's house. i piss myself everytime i see it haha), clerks, V for Vendetta, Team America, Spirited away, Pom Poko (a japanese movie about raccoons who can transform into stuff it's really funny there balls are showing throughout the whole movie haha), ET, Party monster (hence the michael alig reference), Star wars (the original trilogy), Big Trouble in little China, Ghost in a Shell, Apocalypse Now, Which one of Michael Alig's Club Kids are you?
You are Michael Alig. You are king of the Club Kids. You are the crack-smoking gay party promoter with a penchant for hotpants, red lipstick and Andy Worhol. You created some of the wildest parties this country has ever seen. You had it all.. fame, money,.. men. So what if you helped kill your drug dealer, chopped off his legs, sprinkled him with baking soda, and humped the box you stuffed him in. You're still pretty and you know it!
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Television:

I watch quite a lot of television even though most of the time it's just shit thats on. my fav tv shows are: bad girls, buffy the vampire slayer, (the soaps) eastenders coronation street and emmerdale, south park ( taco kissies for me friends), family guy, american dad, Bosco (which sadly hasn't graced our tv screens since 1993, it was the best kids show ever. i fucking loved the magic door), tranny and susannah (what not to wear), How clean is your house (aggie and baggie), LOST, Desperate housewives, My family, Wildlife programmes (mainly about jungle animals), Futurama, simpsons, Shameless, Little britain, Arrested Development, Raggy Dolls, Playbus, Pugwall, Rainbow, Ducktails, Count Duckula, Dangermouse (i notice a pattern here of all my childhood shows), Glenroe, Take the Highroad, (the last two are take the piss if your irish you'll understand)I LOVE THIS BAND!!

Books:

The wizards stole all my literature
Your EQ is 120
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

Heroes:

BALLOONS
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be? ..

My Blog

Is it really my fault??

OK so get this? My boss called me into his office this morning to tell me about a very distressing email he got from our biggest customer in France. They were complaining about the parts manuals being...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:31:00 PST

Teacups & Blowjobs

TEACUPS & BLOW JOBS One-day devastation came upon the faggage patch kids. This big black thick cloud hung over the forest, blocking out the sunlight that crept through the trees during the day. A...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:49:00 PST

101 THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH TEABAGS

My Bessie mate Cillian gave me a task one night. To write 101 things you can do with teabags. Enjoy reading!! :)   Make Tea (obvious choice) Take tealeaves out of bag and make tea the old fashio...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:23:00 PST

Stephen Squared Official Biography

On the 19th of October 1984 there was a child born into this world who was destined for greatness. His parents decided to call him Stephen. Stephen was born with great power although no one knew of th...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST

Dismount or die

Dismount or be Dismembered When they cycled into college There was a sign that said Please dismount your bicycle Or else you'll end up dead. The pigeons didn't listen and they just cycled onward But t...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 03:04:00 PST

Song Parody

Me and my mate ciara call ourselves "finger lump twins". Bit strange i know but we came up with this one night in the wee hours of morning, pissed. We both discovered that we each had a lump on the sa...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 02:38:00 PST