I'm broke. I am a drag queen. I'm also a blues/jazz singer. Hmmm... I'm young, and I'm NOT dumb. I actually think everyone ELSE is full of cum. I cross-dress all the time. I don't need a show to walk outside with my tits on. I actually find it quite amusing that so many men want to fuck me; I just let them get me loaded. I'm not so much into sex, but I do enjoy people, even though people suck. It takes a lot to roam the streets of New Orleans as a transvestite and NOT be a trick. This isn't to say that I have a problem with tricks; one of my friends is a trick, actually. I just hate that everyone assumes I'm a trick because I'm a trannie. Sorry, bitches. I'm not your slut, so I'd rather you just think of me as a woman. Hell, I walk around some of the most fucked-up streets in America in heels and face the toughest meth dealers as I am. Nobody shoots at me. They can rob me if they want. I AM a white bitch living in the 8th ward (something y'all out-of-towners don't get). I'd say I'm a good 30% ghetto/street. Raised middle-class, and I grew up in several different countries. Still, I continue to live in this awful place because my favourite city happens to be within the U.S. border (SHIT!).I invite any MAN who thinks he's tougher than man to play the game like I play it. You hustle them boys in the upper 9 and see if you keep walking. ;D
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Miss Cookie Moses
Birthday: April 14th
Birthplace: Bad Kreuz Nach, Germany
Current Location: New Orleans, Louisiana
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: natural light brown
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: western European
The Shoes You Wore Today: some free high heels from the Cov
Your Weakness: marijuana
Your Fears: death
Your Perfect Pizza: VIEUX CARRE!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Having a MORE successful show than Lisa Beaumann's
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use instant messengers.
Thoughts First Waking Up: "...cigarette...blunt...food..."
Your Best Physical Feature: Everything but my Alister Goon feet.
Your Bedtime: Whenever the fuck I feel like crashing.
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't know. I try to cherish every momentof my life.
Pepsi or Coke: DEFINITELY Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King (Morning Star veggie burgers).
Single or Group Dates: ...neither?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LUZIANNE!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: That depends. Probably chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cafe au lait
Do you Smoke: GOD YES!
Do you Swear: FUCK YEAH!
Do you Sing: Like a diva, bitch!
Do you Shower Daily: Not really. I shower when I need to.
Have you Been in Love:
Do you want to go to College: FUCK NO!
Do you want to get Married: Not really. But, I do want a wedding!
Do you belive in yourself: SURE!
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: No more than any other human being.
Are you a Health Freak: Absolutely not.
Do you get along with your Parents: To an extent.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Better than hurricanes, I guess.
Do you play an Instrument: Somewhat.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Baby, I live in New Orleans; what the fuck do you think?
In the past month have you Smoked: Weed? Not enough. Cigarettes? Plenty.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nothing other than what I've already mentioned.
&..39;In the past month have you gone on a Date:' Not really. I don't really "date."
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I don't think there are any malls within the Parish. Are there!?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a whole BOX, but maybe a few...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Where, in the fuckin' RIVER!? The Lake!? GOD, NO!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes.
Ever been Drunk: Ever lived on Bourbon Street?
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, I have, actually.
Ever been Beaten up: Too often.
Ever Shoplifted: Of course! I'm ALL about the five finger discount, baby!
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What do you want to be when you Grow Up: What I am now.
What country would you most like to Visit: I don't "visit" places. I live in places.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter.
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter.
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter.
Height: Taller than me?
Weight: Anything between 110 and 180
Best Clothing Style: Don't really care.
Number of Drugs I have taken: As long as it's not H, tina, or crack...
Number of CDs I own: Don't care.
Number of Piercings: Don't care.
Number of Tattoos: Don't care.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NO REGRETS!!
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