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Dizzle

About Me

I was born in 33 B.C. I have hands which have high-fived Jesus and slaughtered the jews and destroyed the temple of solomon only to rebuild it as the holy sepulcure after the destruction of sal houdin. I was Mona Lisas abusive husband the picture doesn't do justice to my artwork of bruises on her face. I later broke the arms from the venus demilo i conquered nations with ghengis khan and shared stories of plundering nations for calligula. I showed vlad the chronic master bator how to impail women with his genitailia and drank the blood of thousands of ottoman turks. There were never 300 hundred greeks just one bastard son of a bitch that held back the persians it was me. I was the third gunman on the grassy knoll. It was a lot like clubbing baby seals... . . .too easy i am the alpha and the omega the beginning and the end i am... . . . DIZZLE!!!!!!! Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0
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My Interests

Taking over the world with an onslaught of soul stealing crack rock and roll from my mighty castle in akron ohio where the native feed me fruit and offerings of gold to rock their fuckin world

I'd like to meet:

no one ive met the famous pluderers murderers and asholes in the world all thoughts are with you fidel i will smoke more finely roled cubans with you in the afterlife your BFF dizzle

Music:

!PIPEBOMB BITCH!

Movies:

jenna loves briana

Television:

SCRUBS

Books:

i don't read books i use chinese water torture till they tell what i want to know

Heroes:

Fuck your heroes villains like me don't have heroes i've slaughtered them all