natalia profile picture

natalia

this aint no sing-along porno flick

About Me



wanted to be a pin-up beauty,
ending up as a bookworm.

words & polaroids

My Interests


- buddha & pi tattoos
- dancing in my underwear
- bicycles, not cars
- expensive shoes
- fake honeymoons with real boyfriend
- the sounds of subways
- SNL Jeopardy skits
- themed mix cds
- self help
- panda bonanza!
- french toast and french vanilla.
- late afternoon epiphanies.

I'd like to meet:



My Blog

i hate girls.

i've never been so disgusted with the female gender. (most of them)can we ever talk about something other than shopping sprees and make-up? ive heard the "omg saw the cutest guy at school/work/the mal...
Posted by natalia on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:06:00 PST

the waitress in the sky

waitressing is the easiest thing in the world. get up, carry some plates to a table, pour a glass of water and reset the spoon, fork, knife after they leave. a fucking orangutan from south africa can ...
Posted by natalia on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:12:00 PST

my declaration of independence

Someone once made the infamous comment "bad things happen to good people". Well, I'm living proof that this statement is indeed factual. For the past few years I've endured nothing but complete bullsh...
Posted by natalia on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 03:04:00 PST