Random Lad, INC.

Your Linguistic Profile:
75% General American English
10% Yankee
5% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
You Are a Newborn Soul
You are tolerant, accepting, and willing to give anyone a chance.
On the flip side, you're easy to read and easily influenced by others.
You have a fresh perspective on life, and you can be very creative.
Noconformist and nontraditional, you've never met anyone who's like you.
Inventive and artistic, you like to be a trendsetter.
You have an upbeat spirit and you like almost everything.
You make friends easily and often have long standing friendships.
Implusive and trusting, you fall in love a little too easily.
Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
You Are 44% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test This is supposed to be about what kind of person I am, what kind of things I'm into, and all that hoopla. I'm not going to do that here. I may never. Why? Because THIS IS MY FUCKING SPACE and I'll DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT TO. Myspace sucks anyways, but don't tell that Tom guy who seems to run things around here. Tell him that...uh, tell him I love his mom. Or no, wait. Tell him I think he has a nice left eyebrow. Yes, that's it. He'll buy that, right? Oh, you better tell him that I did NOT have sexual relations with his mom. He might get upset. Or jealous. I don't know the fucker and I try not to assume anything. Well, this is about as exciting as catapulting flame-covered midgets into large barrels of petrol. Actually, that would be kind of interesting, wouldn't it?
I also have another blog which I like moucho better. But be forewarned: It is offensive, pink, and looks like Chuck Norris, that insatiable motherfucker. ENTER A WORLD WITHOUT MUCH HOPE. OR PIGEONS.
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like? And since I do consider myself a writer of sorts (hopefully a full-time one someday) I have a creative writing blog that is strictly for inspiration for myself and any other writer who wishes to partake. So come one, come all. And if you don't show up, I'll pistol whip your grandma. The Selfish Crafting Blog! READ IT, WRITE FOR IT, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!
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