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Chris

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About Me

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often, and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama, or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

My Interests

My car (67 Nova), Graduating sometime in this life time, Finding a girl who can keep up with me, Making money.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet this guy. http://www.theonion.com/content/news/badly_injured_man_not_d one

Music:

Sublime, Weezer, Offspring, Dr. Dre, 2 Pac, Styx.

Movies:

Old School, 300, Troy, Munich, Snatch, Requiem For A Dream, Scareface, Goodfellas, Blow, Rocky 1-4, High Fidelity, Fight Club, Super Troopers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Buffalo '66.

Television:

Basketball and hockey games, Daily Show, Conan, Leno.

Books:

Walden. The Race Card. The 48 Laws of Power.

Heroes:

Ryan Enos