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Keith

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Nor-Cal refugee and sleep-deprived so I'm not liable for what I say or do. Too many things to do and too little time. Excel in talking without thinking it through and saying things you don't want to hear. Give me something to laugh about and I'll leave you alone. Just got my shoulder repaired and I'm ready to find new ways to tear it out again. No longer restricted to missionary or right-handed kitten-killing. Master E-bay shopper.... Anti-Christian Crusader and Guru of the Strange Look. Was part of a Mexican wedding music duo that went on hiatus after the other member had a problem with me taking home groupies 4 at a time and my sick guitar leads. Not quite sure who I am anymore.....maybe you can give me a clue. Have a medical condition known as Breastobsessionitis as well as Committaphobia. I've got no time for being bored and whined to......so call Love Line if you wanna cry. This profile was made at www.PimpmyWWW.com

My Interests

Music, Sports, Politics, philosophy, History, Comedy, and having fun., Joe Jost's, talking nonsense and shaking your beliefs, finding out that I'm an a$$hole and completely wrong. I like to paint live models...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes to laugh and enjoy themselves and think for themselves. Someone just like me who can stand being around me and who can take what I say. Musicians, athletes, and comedians. Your hot younger sister and her friends. Drunk and lonely girls leaving the bar at 2 AM with cab-fare and nobody waiting at home... Some elderly person with a '56 Les Paul to give away to a nice boy they just met. Girls who easily form the habit of tearing off my clothes and molesting me. Girls with a friendly natural smile.

Music:

Acid-Country, South Korean Hip-hop, North Dakota Trance and Yanni. Whatever comes out of my guitar. Me singing in the shower and car. Female moans and laughter. Punk, rock, new-wave, elevator music ( could spend all day in the Sear's elevator), and the best of Mr. Rogers.

Movies:

This Is Spinal Tap, Team America (should get an Oscar), Old School, any Clint Eastwood western (he's such an asshole in them), Super Troopers, Love Stinks, Lord Of The G-Strings, Bull Durham, The Natural, Dirty Harry, Friday, Half Baked, The Fountainhead, Monty Python, and any Chris Farley, Will Ferrell or early Adam Sandler movie.

Television:

Fuel TV, ESPN, discovery channel, History channel, Chapelle Show, Reno 911, South Park, SImpsons, The View (just kidding), and the Daily Show.

Books:

Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, The Earth Chronicles, most Graham Hancock books, and any obscure revisionist history books. "I'm Right, You're Wrong: How to Tell People to Shut Up"

Heroes:

Ayn Rand, Nikola Tesla, Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Paine, Aristotle, Nathaniel Branden, Neil Peart, Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee, Hugh Hefner, John D. Rockefeller, John Galt and Clint Eastwood.