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~*~Kelly~*~

...I KIND OF SUPER GLUED MYSELF TO... MYSELF.

About Me


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My Interests

Books, Shopping, Handbags, Shoes, Champagne and Chocolate, Mimosas!Oh and boys. Quote: "What we do for ourselves dies with us....what we do for others remains immortal" Albert Pines

I also love my garden (yeah, I'm kind of a nerd like that)

I'd like to meet:



Nostradamus, DaVinci, GOD...DAVID HASSLEHOFF!! (did I spell that right?!) **No I don't really like Hasslehoff- I got bombarded with Hasslehoffians the other day it was freaky!!**-------------------------------------------------- --------------------OTHER LIKE-MINDED PEOPLE FOR NETWORKING, BUSINESS, FUN--------------------------------------------------------- -----------
This is HOW TO ACT LIKE A RETARD WHEN MESSAGING A GIRL ON MYSPACE:
this is an ACTUAL message from some guy on myspace who, contrary to his e-mail; I've never met!
Hello Hottie ! I missed looking at that HOT look you got ; ) I was remembering you : ) I missed you baby, and i missed your comments. Still looking HOT i see ! Do me a favor send me a comment on my friends list, and/or on my picture comments, i like you to be on there sometimes, i missed seeing your profile too. You can write anything, i won't take anything seriously. Thanks baby, and please keep in touch, if not through messages, send me comments sometimes, i like to see that beauty you got once in a while ; ) Damn, i still wish i lived closer to you ! Have a lovely week ! MUAH ! XOXOXOXOXOXOX



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Music:

Very Ecclectic.. listening to KT TUNSTALL, BARRY WHITE, RAUL MIDON, LINDA STRAWBERRY today but tomorrow is another story!

Movies:

Oh I played the dead hooker in CSI last week and also the rear end of the cow on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. THIS IS A JOKE, PEOPLE!!
AUNT BARBARA!!

YOU'VE GOTTA PICK A POCKET OR TWO!!!

Television:

HEROES !!!
Haha here are TWO videos done by my talented bestest friend Eric... ITS A MUST WATCH!!

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

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Books:

Books are the friends of toys!!

Heroes:

Courtney Love, Linda Tripp LOL no seriously- HARRIET TUBMAN, PROF. MUHAMMAD YUNUS, MY MOMS :) COCO CHANEL SEVI TORTURO!

My Blog

WOMEN and MEN

WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do...
Posted by ~*~Kelly~*~ on Fri, 25 May 2007 04:51:00 PST

Yankee Home Opener - Blood on my Suede Pumas :(

April 2nd - Full MoonMy friends picked me up at 10 am to go to the Yankee Home Opener. We get to the bronx, eat some breakfast and head out to Yankee Tavern. The drinking starts early and we said go...
Posted by ~*~Kelly~*~ on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:30:00 PST

Chemistry and Life

Interesting article put forth to me by my brother... worth dissecting- How do entangled particles communicate? One of the zanier notions in the plenty zany world of quantum mechanics is that a pair of...
Posted by ~*~Kelly~*~ on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:06:00 PST

Life Sucks Sometimes! Oh, and Apple Cust. Service is Terrible!

This is a very, very long blog so if your not in the mood to read a Kelly novella, turn back now!   Ok.. give me just one minute to compose my thoughts and take a breath.... Where to begin, I sup...
Posted by ~*~Kelly~*~ on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:40:00 PST

Essay Defines the Qualities of those who possess CLASS

Essay Defines the qualities of those who POSSESS CLASS CLASS Class never runs scared. It is sure-footed and confident. It can handle whatever comes along.Class has a sense of humor. It knows that...
Posted by ~*~Kelly~*~ on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:06:00 PST

George Carlin's Rules of 2006

George Carlin's New Rules For 2006: New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! B...
Posted by ~*~Kelly~*~ on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:26:00 PST

In which I tie Forbidden AKA Christine Dolce to a burning stake... or is that steak...

Starting yesterday I get these Bulletins and Blog invitations from Christine Dolce aka FORBIDDEN (on myspace). Now, if you don't know who this girl is you are definately lacking in the myspace commun...
Posted by ~*~Kelly~*~ on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 11:39:00 PST

Something to Read About

I thought it was important to bring light to this and it also makes me smile so here you go!:   http://www.nytimes.com/glogin?URI=http://www.nytimes.com/200 6/06/10/us/10horses.html&OQ=_rQ3D2Q...
Posted by ~*~Kelly~*~ on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:13:00 PST

BASEBALL!!!

BASEBALL SEASON STARTS IN JUST A FEW DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Finally, a sport I can watch   Yes, I am a Mets fan and proud!  I own the 1986 Lets Go Mets Record and Strawberry was my favorit...
Posted by ~*~Kelly~*~ on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 10:58:00 PST

NO TRUST FOR CHILDRENS SERVICES

Today I've come to a pretty good conclusion, or so I think...... All I've heard lately are teachers molesting children, from groping to pshychological conditioning; things seem to be heading down a ro...
Posted by ~*~Kelly~*~ on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 02:58:00 PST