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About Me


I work hard; i play hard; i take time to relax n enjoy the simple things in life.
i’ve had many great times... n there will be many more. I’ve also experienced many life struggles... n expect to survive many, many more. Regardless what the future may bring, i will always rise victorious...
my formal name is ARTHUR BRADFORD KLEMMER. However, everyone including my parents, always call me either BRAD or bradFORD. Typically, only: cops, medical, legal and financial people call me arthur. Please do not call me bradLEY; that is not me.
i'm a total stoner dude, just col' chillin.
i'm a clean pig w/ a dirty banana. never say, i didn't warn ya.
i just might push your buttons. ...or maayyybee, let you push mine.
my favorite ziggy statement: this means no excuses.
wise jedi night i aint quite there yet, but i'm gettin' better at it. ya learn somethin' new every day, or at least ya should. ...n i'm tryin' to do just that.
i'm all about good hygiene.
eatin' all my spinach; like I'm......................................................... ............. ... when I
...party like my cock's hard.
i am the sweet, sweet poison ...you wish you drank.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

..................................................absolutely NO SPAMMERS..................................................
...................................................absolutel y NO SPAMMERS.................................................... .................................................absolutely NO SPAMMERS..................................................

femails for DATING n SEX ... good friends w/ excellent benefits:

though i don't expect most people to have all these characteristics, but the GIRLS WHO INTEREST ME the most share the majority of... NONmanipulative, authentic n real, chill yet outrageous, nice n naughty, sweet sexy n provocative, silly n quirky, analytical n philosophical, openMinded n sincere, adventurous n ambitious, compassionate n loyal, intelligent yet ditzy, strong n argumentative yet vulnerable n compassionate, 50/50 looks vs. personality, and at least 70% optimist. ...NON-BLONDS. lol.

I'm lookin' for a girl that be classy... I'm lookin' for a girl that be jazzy...
I'm lookin' for a girl that be sassy... I'm lookin' for a girl that be assy.

"I'm lookin' for a bad bitch...
I'm lookin' for a dime... that's top'a the line; cute face... little wast; with a big behind."

and yes, i love CHEERLEADERS n VALLEYGIRS. i don't know what it is. there just so fucking cute. Well, i think it's mostly the stereotypical bubblie, cheerful, girly- ness that gets me. 4or example "Awesome, oh wow, like totally freak me out, i mean rightOn." Bring It On. If this fits you and you're NOT stuckUp, shallow or manipulative then i'm so totally in love. lol.

oh... bestial my beating heart.


the spam queen almost anyone, but this little cock-tease.

i want to meat the female POP-STARS WITH the most STYLE:..
gwen stefani
Kirsten Dunst beauty, grace n versatility... the love COMEDY: bring it on. N the love TRAGEDY: the virgin suicide.
miley cyrus let her be as sexxxy as she wants to be.
madonna
ashley n mary kate olson
sarah michelle geller
britney spears the girl may be crazy, but i still want a piece of her.
christina aguilera


i want to meet the winning lottery ticket.

pop iconic plastic if you'll play barbie... i''ll play ken. ...wink, wink.
smurfette she smurfs my smurf.
the girls w/ the most... "circle, circle, dot, dot; I got my cooties shot."
mario THE O.riginal V.ideo-G.ame G.angsta
n last but never least; the m&m people. ...my all-time favorite series of marketing-strategies and ad-campaigns.

COMMENTS...
note: please DO NOT leave me comments with images larger than 350 pixels wide. i'm very picky about layout design and digital page width. ok, ok, okay, 4REAL... no more than 400 pix max. that's it.

dare you.. truth or dare me.

My Blog

THIS LOVE

THIS LOVEthe poem:Your Own Disaster...This Love..Outro.the inspiration:Taking Back SundayPanteraDr. Dre
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:00:00 GMT

PAPER HEART PRIMITIVO

PAPER HEART PRIMITIVOthe poem:Open My Paper Heart Primitivo..Caught Up Doing The Un-Stuck Five-Fathoms Love-Song.....Bring It All To Me, Human Behavior.....The Adventure Duet Reflections.....Circle Ci...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:16:00 GMT

BITCHES DO ME

BITCHES DO MEthe poem:Never Met a Girl Like You Beat Me.Bitches Do Me.What Do You Want From Me?...Only You... Never Gonna Come Back Down.I'll Be OK.Every Girl Kill The Rock. the inspiration:Edwin Col...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:54:00 GMT

JUST A BLONDE LOVE STORY

NOTE 01: It is highly recommended that you view the photographs first, although do as you wish. NOTE 02: I wrote this story one week prior to the ending. However you are the first Ive ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 07:02:00 GMT

POP-ICONIC BROKEN-ART : DROP DA BEAT ON ANY SQUARE

I wrote this as a speech for Toastmasters. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&....THE BREAK-BEAT DANCE REVOLUTION:Expanding out from the core structure of hip-hop production; to emerge as it’s o...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:09:00 GMT

JEANIE IN A BOTTLE

defined for a girl named Tina and mostly her daughter Ariana; who i used to think was cute, until i met the real her. ...her true personality.and my interpretation of christina aguileras chart toppin...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:17:00 GMT

THINK YOU GO WHAT IT TAKES TO PASS THE AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM?

PASSING PUBLIC SCHOOL; my experiences and observations of the american public school system. 1st- 12th grade. August 1986- May 1999 n probably just as bad before and after to.Yes, this easy is down-...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:53:00 GMT

ROCK N ROLL PRINCES

this poem is tiled Rock N Roll Princes [b.i.p. l.t. c.d. cover]. It was wrightin for a girl named Rachel.well kids, first n foremost I must say; I still had much to learn about love n relationships at...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:50:00 GMT

BE ALL YOU CAN BE : THE U.S. ARMY OF ME

The Ice Breaker Speech: first speech I gave to the Conquistador Toastmasters Club.&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&From about the time I was fifteen or so, I had wanted to be a photographer. Though...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:44:00 GMT

THE OLD GRIND

The Old Grind:Go to school& Get a job,Extract that prince from a frog.Don’t give up kid, You’re all I got.Elevate your self to mystic mountains,The majestic spot.So what’s with the j...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:35:00 GMT