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I only speed when I really have to poop

When you must resort to Violence its because you have ran out of Intelligence -Heath Anderson

About Me

You might remember me as Nichole Raber from Bel Air MD. ANYWAY for those of you who don't have the pleasure of knowing me first hand, all you really need to know about me is that I pretty much Rock. Go ahead ask anyone, they will agree, I'm awesome...and sort of a big deal...

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My Interests

CHUCK NORRISS CAN MAKE A WOMAN CLIMAX SIMPLY BY POINTING AT HER AND SAYING "BOO-YA!"

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet Serj Tankian of system of a down, dude is a great musician. And if he were still alive I'd want to meet Ghandi. I'd also like to meet Vin Diesel, but only if I can get some sex out of it, if not, I probably shouldn't meet him because I'd be trying to rape him. OH and Sorority Slut Barbie.

Music:

I LOVE music. I absolutely LOVE system of a down, but I'll listen to anything with a good beat.

Movies:


Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.com

Television:

I watch Friends because the Loser Lobe of my brain is abnormally large. SCRUBS is one of my FAVS!

Books:

I never learned to read

Heroes:

My Hero is my Dad, no if ands or buts.

My Blog

GOING TO TEXAS!

Comin to Ft. Hood April 10th.All my Texas Bitches holla!  LOL
Posted by I only speed when I really have to poop on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:47:00 PST

Nosey! shame, shame!

LOL so whats with people constantly being jealous of me?  What the heck!?  I love those days I walk out the door knowing I look beautiful and radient, but hate it when I walk into a roo...
Posted by I only speed when I really have to poop on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:44:00 PST

Incase you didnt already know...

Look im a pretty real person, just be strait up with me. I'm not talking about anyone in particular I'm talking to everyone. If you have something on your mind, fucking TELL me!  I'm a big girl, ...
Posted by I only speed when I really have to poop on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 04:00:00 PST

Jordan is Officially Emo...

We all know I listen to "Emo" music and make fun of the fact.  Yeah it s funny but I'm NOT Emo, we all know this!For those of you who don't know what Emo is, Emo describes those stupid teenagers ...
Posted by I only speed when I really have to poop on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:03:00 PST

I ROCK!!!!

Oh yes YES I do!  WEEeeee!!!!!
Posted by I only speed when I really have to poop on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 07:39:00 PST

Quotes? lol

"You cant trust anyone 100% but yourself.99% of the people I know are bullshit.And yes, you are one of them.""The people that raise you have an expectation of how you'll turn out and you'll never turn...
Posted by I only speed when I really have to poop on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:41:00 PST

my 21st Birthday!...and yes there was beer...

Ok so if you don't already know that I was in Wichita with Heath and Jordan your a fucking retard.  Having said that lets skip to the good stuff.So we went to Old Town, those of you who dont know...
Posted by I only speed when I really have to poop on Sun, 06 May 2007 12:23:00 PST

So Dark. So Mysterious.

So as you may or may not know, Heath and I are in Wichita right now getting ready for my big 2-1 (stay posted for my new blog for that.) We've had a pretty busy day and havent really eaten too much so...
Posted by I only speed when I really have to poop on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:53:00 PST

Psychopath at walmart talkin to me

Yesterday some black guy walked up to me and Jordan at walmart.He put his  hands on jordans cheecks and said "BO!" and made her giggle.I thought it was a little weird for a total stranger to be t...
Posted by I only speed when I really have to poop on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:33:00 PST

Ugly Celebs

Lets face it, we all know it, there are alot of so called Celebs out that that make you think, "How the hell did he/she ever get on television?"  There are also celebs out there that are down rig...
Posted by I only speed when I really have to poop on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:30:00 PST