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dan

spider man is my hero

About Me

lets seee im 3 foot 2 an 189 pounds and i live in the back of micdonads im also dislexic and i fell out of my car the other day i was born in 1905 so im the oldest mother fuckin guy out here fuck am i aloud to say things like fuck on this website if i offendyou ...fuck you im 100 years old and i give skydiveing lessons to wipersnapers...in in the cia and i canceld the sun tomorw so dress warmly

My Interests

i like to go to places like the places you dont know about because im in the cia ..not you i like doing my missions on distant planets i like to skateboard and snowboard i like it when people you mind your own bissness and dont read my intrests and dont care how i spell bissness...

I'd like to meet:

a midjet that can fit his/her whole body in a sock.......................now one elce...

Movies:

definatly porn........ just playing i like ninja movies............with porn ...not realy.

Heroes:

....spiderman and stan smith