Liz!

What does he mean when he says he wants to do it from behind? Behind what exactly?

About Me

I like laughing at fat people, ugly peoply, old people falling over. That sort of thing.

My Interests

Trees. I like breeding woodlice

I'd like to meet:

Kylie Minogue and Tyra Banks

Music:

The call of the whale. The sound of the school bell when lessons start

Movies:

Shaving Ryan's Privates, Edward Penishands, Forrest Hump, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, E-Three: The Extra Testicle, Romancing the Bone and Pulp Friction

Television:

My fav programmes are of course Eastenders and Neighbours and sometimes Corrie - but i dont watch Emmerdale coz thats crap.

Books:

The Koran