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What is your name?: andre
Are you named after anyone?: yea my damn dad
What's your screename?: um makaval216
Would you name a child of yours after you?: hell naw man his name gonna be something raw that he could use as like his rap name
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: prolly andrea
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: iono no one that i know but i would like my name 2 be makaval so gurls could call me maki
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: yea man aundre and shit like dat
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: yea prolly i would
Basics
Your gender:: im fuckin mane whore
Straight/Gay/Bi:: straight
Single?: yea im single now i just broke up wit this chick
If not, do you want to be?: naw its koo either way it goes
Birthdate:: july 12 i just had it like 2 days ago
Your age:: im 17
Age you act:: like im 15 sometimes but other time like im a year older
Age you wish you were:: i wish i was old enuff to leave this house
Your height:: im 6 foot and 6 inches in my pants lol
Eye color:: marron
Happy with it?: naw i want hazel or gray
Hair color:: black and wavy
Happy with it?: yea but i want my fro back
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: i slap bitches wit both hands
Your living arrangement:: i live in a boys home durin the school year and at home durin the summer
Your family:: is crazy as fuck and always is in jail but he other side iono they dont like me shit i dont blame em
Have any pets?: yea porsha she gotta soul i swear
Whats your job?: well im tryin to find one now
Piercings?: ima get some on my ears
Tattoos?: im get some soon
Obsessions?: females man whoring graffiti rappin and djing
Addictions?: weed feamles pornos music and this website
Do you speak another language?: yea spanish but not good
Have a favorite quote?: yea its better to be pissed off then to be pissed on cause when u get pissed on u gonna be pissed off
Do you have a webpage?: yea woodgrain.i8.com im still workin on it
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: yea i think
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: naw not really i hate ppls
Do you have any secrets?: yea alot and i aint tellin nun
Do you hate yourself?: naw
Do you like your handwriting?: kinda
Do you have any bad habits?: yea alot like fallin for girls to quick but im workin on dat mane
What is the compliment you get from most people?: u have sexy lips
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: maki
What's your biggest fear?: gettin shot annally raped going to jail dien to soon
Can you sing?: naw but its funny to listen to
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: yea to make jokes about them
Are you a loner?: kinda i dont like ppls
What are your #1 priorities in life?: get money fuck hoes(forget em) get mine and go to heaven(being all selfish and shit)
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: naw prolly not
Are you a daredevil?: kinda but if i know i aint gonna get away wit it i wont do it
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: i fear that if pushed to the limit i can kill u and i hate my scars on my body
Are you passive or agressive?: i can be both
Do you have a journal?: i used to
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: i........love music im physically strong and my weakness is girls
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: i would take off my scars
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: nope
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: hell yea mane
Do you think life has been good so far?: naw not really mane
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: to not to fall in love cause hoes dont appreciate that shit fareal and dont be fake stay real keep to yo self make money fuck hoes look out for yo self cause no one else will
What do you like the most about your body?: my dick cause im not ashameed oh lil mane
And least?: scars didnt i say that shit like 10 fuckin times
Do you think you are good looking?: yea i love lookin at my self
Are you confident?: sometimes i am
What is the fictional character you are most like?: um naruto(dont ask)
Are you perceived wrongly?: yea all da time like this smart weak kid and is a lil lame nigga
Do You...
Smoke?: yea weed ganja dro purp white willow and all dat and miles
Do drugs?: weed
Read the newspaper?: yea its fun
Pray?: i try to but its hard to talk to someone who dont talk back
Go to church?: nope i hate that place smells like old people
Talk to strangers who IM you?: if they not gay i will but if they annoy me i wont
Sleep with stuffed animals?: naw mane i aint gay
Take walks in the rain?: naw i hate rain it gets me wet
Talk to people even though you hate them?: i try not to but sometimes u have 2
Drive?: yea i know how but i aint gotta licence
Like to drive fast?: naw ride slow
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: naw i slurr shit up and it pisses me off
Hurt yourself?: ....................
Been out of the country?: naw not yet
Eaten something that made other people sick?: yea chitterlins
Been in love?: yea but i aint havin dat no more cause she broke my lil heart
Done drugs?: weed
Gone skinny dipping?: yea mane shit was crazy
Had a medical emergency?: yea my hips is like rottweilers
Had surgery?: yea.........um iono
Ran away from home?: i tried but my damn dad stopped me
Played strip poker?: naw i cant play wit cards
Gotten beaten up?: yea i hate that shit lol
Beaten someone up?: yea i love dat shit
Been picked on?: yea
Been on stage?: yea i get stage fright sometimes though
Slept outdoors?: yea bugs be trippin fareal mane
Thought about suicide?: yea but im glad i aint do it
Pulled an all nighter?: yea it was coo but i as sleep out da ass
If yes, what is your record?: like 26 hours
Gone one day without food?: oh hell naw mane
Talked on the phone all night?: yea shit was koo and i actually had fun
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: yea shit was to hard (i know i was lol)
Slept all day?: yea shit was fun
Killed someone?: i wish
Made out with a stranger?: yea shit was crazy
Had sex with a stranger?: naw mane......lol ima mane whore of course
Thought you're going crazy?: yea today i was fareal mane
Kissed the same sex?: naw mane i aint gay mane
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: naw mane
Been betrayed?: yea..................
Had a dream that came true?: yea all da time mane
Broken the law?: yea mane shit was crazy fareal
Met a famous person?: yea paul wall he big as fuck fareal
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: yea but i think it was on purpose iono
On purpose?: yea mane snakes was creppin so i had to let it know da business fareal
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: yea i try to forget em
Stolen anything?: yea mane all da time mostly money
Been on radio/tv?: yea 93.2 and the news
Been in a mosh-pit?: lol yea shit was crazy ppl gettin bumped and shit lol
Had a nervous breakdown?: yea i think i did today but god helped me outta that shit fareal
Bungee jumped?: naw mane i aint stupid
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yea i couldnt wake up i was going crazy
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: yea mars and neptune mane
Miracles?: yea
Astrology?: um iomo
Magic?: yea mane that one dude angel is crazy mane
God?: yea ofcourse
Satan?: yea he a bitch nigga mane
Santa?: naw mane him elvis and that bunny be havin sex orgies
Ghosts?: yea mane 1 near me now names barthoumule
Luck?: yea i gotta lotta that sometimes
Love at first sight?: um i guess
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: yea thats true as fuck mane
Witches?: naw mane just bitches teachers r
Easter bunny?: naw him and santa is gay how can a bunny have eggs
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: naw mane its not possible
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: naw the rai bow is for gay ppls so the gold is old and gay
Do you wish on stars?: naw mane not no hot ball of gas
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: naw mane my view is so different
Do you think God has a gender?: naw he a dike right?
Do you believe in organized religion?: yea muslims are raw mane
Where do you think we go when we die?: i hope to heaven and not to start over cause i fuckin hate life so much now
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yea
Who is your best friend?: um god cause ppl be actin funny sometimes mane
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: no one cause i dont let em know about me
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: stay on ya game and even if u dont want t do it do that shit anyways cause its gonna pay off
Your favourite inside joke?: u a bitch nigga mane
Thing you're picked on most about?: um my voice and scars but then i just bust a nigga up and no more pickin fareal
Who's your longest known friend?: um robert but we dont tlak no more
Newest?: um iono i dont wanna sa cause she might be crazy and shit but its always constaly comin and going friends are temporary na'meen
Shyest?: that one bitch nigga he gay i swear mane
Funniest?: well i know ppl who is funny lookin lol
Sweetest?: um iono sunny i guess
Closest?: um kayla but we stopped talkin : ( drea she koo and kayla and all her friends is coo to
Weirdest?: um that one nigga ho got beat up yesterday
Smartest?: god
Ditziest?: that hoe as nigga mane
Friends you miss being close to the most?: um robert cause we was close but not no more and kayla
Last person you talked to online?: um i think kylie
Who do you talk to most online?: i talk to drea kayla kylie morgan samantha this one sex gurl and who ever is on my tops
Who are you on the phone with most?: um naly and kylie sunny call sometimes lissy be callinand i think thats it
Who do you trust most?: no one mane ima loner
Who listens to your problems?: um iono
Who do you fight most with?: my dad cause he a pig fareal and delame cause he gay
Who's the nicest?: sunny when ever she aint actin a ass hole lol j/k j/k
Who's the most outgoing?: iono mane shit
Who's the best singer?: man fuck this
Who's on your shit-list?: oh damn mane so many ppl like um lamar dewayne his cousin kirby elvis anthiny carlos kelita sade dwight jose mary some glenville niggas deon gay julis john teresase micheal...
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: yea all da time
Who's your second family?: the jones
Do you always feel understood?: nope
Who's the loudest friend?: um iono
Do you trust others easily?: oh hell naw mane
Who's house were you last at?: mine
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:: gods and i did feel that way in kylies but she fucked up on dat 1
Do your friends know you?: naw
Friend that lives farthest away:: kayla drea kayla teda tasha deneys jasmine
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: yea mane i dotn need dat shit
What do you find romantic?: eatin strawberries of her belly
Turn-on?: females and dirty talk
Turn-off?: nigga and hatters
First kiss?: iono mane
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: iono i prolly use them as a fuck buddy
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: yea mane
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: yea mane farael
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv: yea mane fareal though
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: yea mane check my pic comment fareal
What is best about the opposite sex?: her booty eyes voice pussy mouth and feet
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: i hate ghetto hoes
What's the last present someone gave you?: a card for my birthday
Are you in love?: naw mane not no more mane she did that shit to me mane shit wasnt koo but im iiht
Do you consider your significant other hot?: i dont have one no more mane
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: dewayne his cousin tawanna ugly ass tianna my dad
You wanted to kill?: iono so many mane so many
That you laughed at?: magan
That laughed at you?: magan
That turned you on?: megan
You went shopping with?: jj
That broke your heart?: kylie on some real shit katie told me it would happen but im koo
To disappoint you?: kylie
To ask you out?: megan
To make you cry?: my grandad verin died
To brighten up your day?: kylie but well u know da deal...........
That you thought about?: damn yall aint makin this no easiers mane fareal
You saw a movie with?: um my dog
You talked to on the phone?: megan
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: kylie and una
You saw?: my dad like half naked :(
You lost?: kylie damn u
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: wit any one naw but ima get some one soon
Will it be with your significant other?: fuck this shit i hate these questions
Or some random person?: pimp daddy ruff love
What are you wearing right now?: BLACK TEE AND RED BLACK AND WHITE SHORTS
Body part you're touching right now:: MY BALLS BITCH
What are you worried about right now?: IONO ALOTA SHIT MANE
What book are you reading?: UM FRENIGHT 411 OR SOMETHING LIKE DAT
What's on your mousepad?: COMPAQ AND BLACKNESS
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:: FUCKED UP CONFUSED HURT HORNY ANGRY
Are you bored?: YEA KINDA MANE
Are you tired?: NAW NOT REALLY...........WELL NOT THAT I THINK ABOUT IT I AM
Are you talking to anyone online?: NAW MANE MSN IS DEAD NOW
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: NAW MANE
Are you lonely or content?: IM LONLEY
Are you listening to music?: YEA DSR THEY IS RAW MANE
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