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About Me

I'm Kristina...Kris if you please.

I'm a magical princess trying to make it in La La land. By day I'm an assistant at a music booking agency, by night I'm the dude. If you've had the pleasure of meeting me you either think I'm aloof or endearing. In actuality, I'm both. I like eclectic thinker types and sarcasm is the quickest way to make me laugh. I try to be the nice classy girl my mother raised, but at times my dad's rock n' roll influence shines through. So long as those pictures stay off the internet, I'm straight- right? Just kidding! Kinda.

I want...

A lake house with jet skis.

A library full of sci fi books.

A big grill to make filet mignon for my loves.

An extra closet to house my collection of metal hoodies.

A Unicorn.

And most importantly, a black Brussels Griffon.

My Interests

Foosball, stars, naps, Sasquatch.

I'd like to meet:

An aesthete.

Music:

Always:
Failure | Ken Andrews
Alice in Chains | Layne Staley
Fiona Apple | Jon Brion
Incubus | Dirk Lance
Opeth
Tenacious D

Lately:
Into The Presence
Program The Dead
Clevis
The Romanovs
Gogol Bordello
The Section Quartet
Tegan & Sara

Movies:

Say Anything
The Big Lebowski
Terminator 2
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze

Adrian Grenier, Michel Gondry, Cameron Crowe, PT Anderson, Leonardo DiCaprio.

Television:

Entourage, Weeds, How I Met Your Mother, Flight of the Conchords

Books:

Breaking the Godspell
Neil Freer

Perfect
Judith McNaught

A Confederacy of Dunces
John Kennedy Toole

Philip K. Dick, Terrence McKenna, Zecharia Sitchin, William Gibson, George Orwell, Neil Gaiman

Heroes:

KPR

My Blog

I Laughed

Posted by little baby sass on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:14:00 PST

eGoCeNtRiSm

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?lindsay lohan for taking my dream job and flushing it down the toilet.2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any...
Posted by little baby sass on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 04:45:00 PST

My Name

sourcekristinaSwedish and Czech form of Christina. The name is very popular in Sweden. Queen Kristina of Sweden (162689) succeeded her father Gustavus Adolphus in 1632. Growing to adulthood, she pres...
Posted by little baby sass on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 05:24:00 PST

Klaatu Barada Nikto

Yet another classic sci-fi remake is in the works. 1951's THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL is being remade starring Keanu Reaves. According to IMDB it is slated for a May 08 release. This was one of t...
Posted by little baby sass on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:59:00 PST

Never Say Never

Ken Andrews and his lovely wife Charlotte Martin will be touring this fall.Go see them.Sept. 23, 2007 - Tempe, AZ - The Clubhouse Music Venue - All AgesSept. 25, 2007 - Austin, TX - The Parish Room - ...
Posted by little baby sass on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:01:00 PST

11th Hour

Leonardo DiCaprio has been at the forefront of environmental issues for many years. As a long time fan I have followed closely as he's set a positive "green friendly" example for everyone. Back in 2...
Posted by little baby sass on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:45:00 PST

Jables Meets Gondry

There's a movie coming out early next year called BE KIND REWIND, directed by Michel Gondry and starring Jack Black. I love both of these guys so I'm really interested to see what they came up with f...
Posted by little baby sass on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 04:49:00 PST

Palahniuks Choke

Every addiction, she said, was just a way to treat this same problem. Drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it was all just another way to find peace. To escape what we know. Our education. Our bite ...
Posted by little baby sass on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:05:00 PST

Drunk Astronauts

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHADrunk astronauts trigger Nasa shake-upNasa managers could be hauled before Congress to answer claims that they ignored doctors' advice and let space shuttle astronauts fly while drunk.T...
Posted by little baby sass on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 12:22:00 PST

Silly, just because

TEN WHATS:1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?where is vincent?2. What did you do last night?played bass, sang fiona for hours, read some more of "evening"3. What is the mos...
Posted by little baby sass on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:00:00 PST