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Bass Action Bastard

My Grandmother always said: "You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatem

About Me

I would love to give you the "Behind the Music" on my life, but I don't want to. Mainly, I am cynical, secondly, I play my Peavey Millennium AC 5-string bass through my 4X10 300watt GK amp, loudly and professionally.I currently am raping the ear canals of america with the Denver County Death March

My Interests

I hope to one day shake someone's retina out of their head with my bass playing. I also like to read.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who can take a shit while running at full speed...

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Music:

I like a lot of music. I like to play music. My mp3 player has like 700 albums in it.

Movies:

i know a good movie from a total piece of shit if thats what this is asking. Good-ass movies usually involve the following people: Joel and Ethan Coen, Billy Bob Thornton, Wes Anderson, John Goodman, Robert Downey Jr. Woody Harrelson, Benicio del Toro, Oliver Stone, Stanley Kubrick, Morgan Spurlock, Sean Penn, Kevin Spacey, Samuel L Jackson, Christopher Walken, and on and on..... oh, and porn.

Television:

Internet videos and documentaries have replaced my television watching. However I do pause to watch Bullshit!, South Park and American Dad. Oh yeah, and Weeds, it kicks ass.

Books:

Thomas Harris, Stephen King, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Cormack McCarthy, Ray Bradbury, Michael Crichton, Philip K. Dick, Robert Heinline and any other book that isn't a cure for insomnia.

Heroes:

N. TeslaBut some live on and they are out there fighting the good fight, sticking up for the little guy, kicking the crap out of the oppressors and dictators.

My Blog

Better bacon up that sausage.

Tis fucking raining outside.I don't really know why I decided to type crap into a box with a little flashy line thing-ey, but yeah, I'm doing it. Today might be a lucky day because rarely does one get...
Posted by Bass Action Bastard on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:03:00 PST

Get angry America

WASHINGTON - The House approved $18 billion in new taxes on the largest oil companies Wednesday as Democrats cited record oil prices and rising gasoline costs in a time of economic troubles.The money...
Posted by Bass Action Bastard on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:52:00 PST

A letter to Aaron

Anyway, my friend told me about an article that his friend wrote about him at western state college. Aaron sent me a link to the horribly constructed western state journalism site and when I couldn't ...
Posted by Bass Action Bastard on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:39:00 PST

Funny article

Retired Green Beret shoots intruder, gets court martialBREVARD, Jan. 19, 2008 - Retired Army Green Beret James T. (Smokey) Taylor got his court martial this weekend and came away feeling pretty good a...
Posted by Bass Action Bastard on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 06:28:00 PST

churchie shooting

I think these current shootings makes it really farking apparent that there is no christian god. If they say it wasn't god and they blame it on a convenient scapegoat(Satan, Manson, Islam), it just er...
Posted by Bass Action Bastard on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:43:00 PST

Shit+Shit=More shit

Aloha. Soy bored. so i decided to write this nifty little brog about shit. Hmmm, lets see, um, lets start small, today there was a fly buzzing all over, landing on my face and shit, so I tracked him d...
Posted by Bass Action Bastard on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:54:00 PST

Read this Shit

Hello's to all the people in the myspace.I have just returned from our show (Mr. Friendly) over there at the Iliff Park Saloon in Aurora Colorado. Since we had such a fucking good time I think other p...
Posted by Bass Action Bastard on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:54:00 PST

mataam fez

A-hoy peep-holes. I went to a really cool moroccian resturant a couple weeks ago for my little brother's cultural project. Here are some pics: belly dancerShe waz freeakyReally freeeakyI laughed, shan...
Posted by Bass Action Bastard on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:13:00 PST

Thats it, mother nature is going down (the collinist manefesto ver. 1.0)

Allright, I'm keeping this one short, so all I am going to say is that I am officially persuading people to kick start global warming anyways that they can. That means, burning tires and styrofoam, us...
Posted by Bass Action Bastard on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:19:00 PST

whats new

hello to all. just returned from a road trip to santa fe new mexico. started out after band practice on sunday. we got to platte canyon highschool when a shite load of wind kicked up to white out con...
Posted by Bass Action Bastard on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:17:00 PST