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Hi my name is Nate Parada. My hobbies include belittling people to make myself feel better about my height, being obsessed with Chelsea soccer, playing with my nephews and nieces, acting like a child when it's too hot outside, watching movies I illegally download, pretending everyone else is stupid and I am not, saying I hate Communism when deep down inside I love it, getting attention, singing Elton John as loud as humanly possible, pretending I'm a robot, playing racquetball, making jokes when it is inappropriate, drinking stella artois, traveling, telling the same Kenya stories a million times, watching ants when I should be working, being a janitor, playing soccer, getting my ass kicked at jujitsu, printing shirts all day long, speaking in shitty Spanish to Miguel, letting Matt shave my head, starting inane fights with my girlfriend because I'm bored, trying to use big words in everyday conversation to make me look smart, taking a fuck ton of pictures, pretending like I'm nice, watching movies especially ones from the 70's...