MANDIBAL

HEY THERE DOODZ AND DOODETS. I AM MANDIBAL... NICE TO MEET YOU, NOW HERES WHAT I'M GONNA DO... IM GONNA GIVE YOU THE LOW DOWN. I LIKE GRIND, PUNK, HIP HOP AND LOADS OF BIZZARRE MUSIC. I THINK CHOCOLATE MILK IS AMAZING (OBERWEIS) OF COURSE, IM ADDICTED MAN. IM A DECENT GUITARIST. SEX IS AWESOME. I THINK RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA USE IS BODACIOUS. YEAH I DO LIKE KETCHUP ON MY HOT DOGS SO THE FUCK WHAT. I THINK RELIGION IS FUCKING STUPID. I LIKE GETTING SHIT FACED DRUNK AND DOING STUPID SHIT. I THINK CHICAGO BEARS FOOTBALL, MMA CAGE FIGHTING, CARTOONS AND RONCHI COMEDY IS QUALITY GRADE A ENTERTAINMENT. I LIKE RANCH ON MY SAMMICHES. I THINK MIKE PATTON AND PAUL BOOTH ARE FUCKIN GENIUSES. I HATE YOU IF YOU HATE ME, IF NOT THEN YOUR COOL IN MY BOOK. CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH IS MY FAVORITE ICE CREAM. I LIKE TO GO TO D.I.Y SHOWS I THINK THERE PRETTY RAD. I LIKE BOXERS INSTEAD OF TIGHT ASS NUT HUGGIN BRIEFS. I THINK XBOX 360 IS A MAGICAL MACHINE SENT DOWN FROM THE CYBER GODS. I LIKE TATTOOS AND I LIKE TO GIVE TATTOOS. I THINK A GOOD QUALITY FULL LENGTH FEATURE FILM KICKS ASS. MY BACK ALWAYS HURTS, THAT SUCKS. I'M BLIND IN MY RIGHT EYE THAT ALSO SUCKS. IM GOING BALD I THINK THAT SUPER SUCKS, BUT THATS LIFE IT SUCKS SOMETIMES. I HAVE A SCAR ON MY LEFT POINTER FINGER FROM A BUTCHER KNIFE THAT I TRIED USING TO SPLIT OPEN A COCONUT WITH. MY NIPPLES ARE ALWAYS HARD, IT'S PRETTY WEIRD. AN EXTRA JUICY ITALIAN BEEF SAMMICH IS MY FAVORITE FOOD. I LIKE TO DRAW PICTURES. I HAVE GIRLY EYE LASHES I THINK ITS A SEXY FEATURE OF MINE. I HAVE THE WORDS SHIT HEAD TATTOOED ACROSS MY TOES I THINK IT'S PRETTY FUNNY. I LIKE PORNO FLICKS THEY GIVE ME QUITE THE IMPRESSIVE BONER AND I'M A WHIRLY BALL REFEREE THAT'S OK I GUESS... ANYTHING ELSE YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW JUST ASK ME.
I'M A PART-TIME D.I.Y TATTOO ARTIST.
STILL STRUGGLING TO BETTER MY SKILLS IN THE TRADE. MY GOAL IS TO ONE DAY TURN THIS HOBBY INTO A LONG TERM CAREER. I LIKE TO KEEP MY MIND OPEN WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO MY CRAFT. GRAFFITI, CHARACTERS, TRIBAL, NATURE, SYMBOLS, TEXT, FULL COLOR, BLACK AND GREY ETC.. MY FAVORITE IS CUSTOM WORK/FREEHAND. I DON'T DO PORTRAITS. NOW I'M GONNA BE HONEST I'M NOT THE BEST TATTOO ARTIST OUT THERE. AS A ROOKIE TATTOO ARTIST I KNOW MY LIMITS ON WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT DO. SO IF IT COMES DOWN TO ME KNOWING I CANT DO SOMETHING, I WILL BE STRAIT UP WITH YOU AND LET YOU KNOW. BUT I CAN GUARANTEE YOU'LL BE HAPPY WITH THE WORK I AM CAPABLE OF DOING. SO HIT ME UP IF YOU WANT SOME INK DONE... MANDIBAL INK D.I FUCKIN Y SON !!!
ADDICTED TO CREATING MY OWN MUSIC.
I TRY NOT TO STICK TO ANY GENRE OR USE ANY INFLUENCES. I RATHER SIT BACK, RELAX, SMOKE A JOINT (AND OR) HAVE A BEER THEN THROW DOWN ON SOME RITCHIOUS JAMS !!!
I PLAY GUITAR, VOX, I USE DRUM MACHINES, MOOGS, SYNTHS, DELAYS, REVERSE POLARITY, 3XOC'S, PITCH SHIFTERS, SAMPLES ETC...ETC...I MANIPULATE A WIDE VARIETY OF DIFFERENT MUSIC AND INCORPORATE IT INTO MY TRACKS. I TRICK OUT ALMOST ANY INSTRUMENT YOU CAN THINK OF. MY STYLE VARIES FROM HIP HOP TO GRIND DOWN TO GROOVY ASS PSYCHEDELIC SHIT AND ON AND ON. TRACKS CAN BE AS SLOW AS 20 BPM OR UP TO 900 BPM DEPENDING ON WHAT KIND OF MOOD IM IN.