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Korey

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About Me

As the answer to this statement will be explored deeper in my upcoming autobiography "The Pedestrian Handbook, and the life of Korey Fernando", I shall give you the blurb from that.."This guide will serve to give Pedestrians the knowledge that not every other person has in regards to Pedestrian etiquette..Ever wondered what to do when walking along the street and you are apporoached by an obese person? Ever wondered how to react to sudden surprises or hazards that are on your neighbourhood street? All this and more in the "Pedestrian Handbook, and the life of Korey Fernando"Also contains the backstory for one of this decade's most intriguing personalities:From humble beginnings in North Dandenong, he has risen to occasion time and time again. He now resides in Brighton with his Mother, Step-Father and two Half-Brothers.He is recognised by his dark complexion, trademark brown locks and rock-brown eyes.His favourite colour is green and his favourite number is three.He currently dates the nicest and most attractive girl known to man, with whom he loves dearly and has managed to keep interested in him for more than six months now "...

My Interests

[Kiara Ferraro]Have always enjoyed a spot of improvisation with my Drama and the occasional witty remark or whimsical line that can be recorded in a tattered black book I carry around with me, as well as contorted facial expressions and funny voices that sound nothing like my own.

I'd like to meet:

Betty Ford [My Favourite Alcoholic]..

Music:

I don't really have a problem with that many things, as I have a wide range of mucial tastes.I will give you a list of things I hate though. I HATE SIMPLE PLAN, I [used to] HATE TECHNO BUZZ CRAP [until certain people showed me stuff that didn't suck that much], I HATE MOODY, WHINEY CRAP and more often than not, I HATE THE PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO IT.You get all that? Lovely.My Favourite song at the moment is Louie, Louie (The cover done by Paul Revere and The Raiders no less; The Kinks just don't cut it as far as I'm concerned - but then again the cover done by Robert Plant for the Wayne's World 2 Soundtrack is up there also)

Movies:

Have people called actors in them.My favourites are the ones that have large cult followings devoted to them - however I doubt that you would ever see me at a Star Wars convention....My face'd be hidden under a Bounty Hunter's Helmet.And now for something completely different - here's a spliced reel of the Battle of Yavin to the Kenny Loggins classic: "Highway to the Danger Zone"

Television:

Is best enjoyed with a side order of Mi Goreng Noodles and a good glass of milk. Make that Pura milk.

Books:

I'm into long series of novels.Sure I've read your Harry Potter and your Lord of the Rings. But I'm partial to a good Nick Hornby Book - and to be honest I got up to Rivendell and decided that queer halflings wasn't for me. I generally like my school texts and I normally keep them after I've studied them. That way I can look superior with my large horde of tattered Paperback Novels...

Heroes:

Spiderman is certainly up there - but as I've said time and time again - Lando Calrissian is perhaps the greatest influence of mine for all time. And Weird Al Yankovic. And whoever contributed to writing the Bible.. Creative shit! I also have a great group of mates - they're like totally inspirational 'n shit. Oh and of course Jess Stanistreet who is and has always been the height of kool (with a 'k')