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TiM

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About Me

Ok where to start...where to start..


Well ive got four eyes..and my Birthday is on the 5th of January!

I'm an eccentric 17 year old who thinks too much for his own good. A consequence from doing too much acting as a child, plays and stuff. I often spontaneously burst into character although im working on toning this down...the p word tim..the p word...

Im an Aussie that takes for granted the fact that my home is girt by sea. You know how people say "hey you look like!.." well the last time that happened i was accused of being a Serial Killer...Ive also been asked whether im indian, the bollywood style and not the cool one from the Village people.., aboriginal. Ironically my fathers heritage is scotish..pitty i didnt get that gene. And a funnel.

Im a musical freak. Im the guy in the crowd that knows all the words to a song but cant sing for crap. Ive passed through so many music phases its reduckulus. Anything from the 60's, 70's, 80's (this is not a free plug gold FM! you owe me!) floats my boat. But we must not forget the jolly bands of today wich i love so very very much (see the music list
Ive got nunchuck skills and computer hacking skills and bowstaff skills... not really but i thought that quoting that movie might give me some credibility...*stands up and walks out with head hung in shame*

Possibly my finest hour was dressing up as kevin bacon and dancing to Kenny Loggins 'Footloose' infront of a captive audience. Either this or when i played the butler in the school play...had three lines, then there was the time i played the nerd Eugene in Grease the musical...!!!

I am one half (or a third. Is there three of us?) of the Los Banditos! We dont ride motorbikes...we nab street signs! Oley!! Though this hasnt happened in a while

Ive been to vietnam for a month and like the Cold Chisel song ...i would really love to "drift back there again"Im pretty much happy all the time...and who wouldnt be with a beautiful girlfriend like Renee!!
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My Interests

Music, music, films, kicking ass, Teenage politics, the mental stability of the rare african white rhino, busting ghosts, slaying the heathen, LAUGHING, making others laugh...even if its at my own accord,the beatles, politics in general, listening to triple j, saving the world, contradicting myself, not contradicting myself, History, spiderman comics....writing. Radio presenting. Trying new things. Meeting people. ACTING. Partying. Singing (WARNING: just because i like to sing doesnt mean I CAN SING catch what I'm trying to say???) playing guitar. History.

Bad dancing!Best dancer ever!

I'd like to meet:

John Lennon ,Vladimir Lenin, Ho Chi Minh, Harrison Ford, Weird al Yankovic, Humphrey Bogart, Stan Lee, John So, the guy who invented the spork. Bon Scott. Rowan Atkinson, Kira Knighley, Ghandi, George Lucas, Ross Noble, Stephen King


Miss you kiss the love cats...
Roll up for the magical mystery tour...step right this way!
Well suited..
Get on up! Get on up!
United we stand...togeather we fall
I see red i sEE RED I SEE RED! ..

Music:

Bands ive liked and still do: AC/DC, The Beatles, The Strokes, The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Hendrix, Greenday, Grinspoon, The Hives, The Offspring, Queens of the Stoneage, Weezer, The Saints, Frenzal Rhomb, POWDERFINGER, franz, The foo fighters, Queen, U2, Rage against the machine, Oasis,dallas crane, The Doors, bob dylan, blondie, the clash, the darkness, fat boy slim, gorrillaz, THE AWSEOME SKA MASTER JUDGE DREDD, rocket science, ramones, ramstein, REM, radio birdman, silverchair, vines, the white stripes, weird al yankovic, bee gees, beck, crowded house

bob marley, ray charles, Glen Miller, killers, custard, Nirvana, pearl jam, gyroscope, they might be giants, exploders, hovercrafts, editors, jet, the living end, The screaming jets, Toto, meat loaf, the pogues, Cornershop, the b-52's, The Sweet, The Dandy Warhols, Split enz, Inxs, Spiderbait, Kings of leon, scissor sisters, little birdy, Ben Lee, Ben Folds + his five, The streets, The bees, Greenskeepers, David bowie, The von bondies, William Shatner, Tism, Wolfmother, The black keys, Interpol, Regurgitator, Dogs die in hot cars, Machine Gun Fellatio, Nerd, Darren hanlon, Basment jaxx, The whitlams, Datarock, Mc Hammer, After the fall, kisschasey, Faker, The Sahara Hotnights, Guns and roses, Midnight oil, Run DMC,Blondie, nena, Starship, soft cell, joy division, Rolling stones, Eyurithmics, Elton John, Rod stewart, The cure, Cruel sea, xavier Rudd, Jack johnson, Devo ...i got a new cd holder ive got room for another 20 cds JOYS!

Movies:

Star wars...Indiana Jones...Napoleon Dynamite...Casablanca...A bridge too far...Saw...From Russia with Love...Napoleon Dynamite...Bruce Almighty...Waynes World...Braveheart...Spiderman...Toy story (dont laugh)...the guns of navarone...ghost world...team america...southpark...zoolander...meet the parents...spiderman...batman returns...forest gump...Predator (ive watched this about ten times, a friend of mine used to always get it for his birthdays...its cliched and annoying but its fun to hear the governator say "KILLL MEI NOOOOVeW!")...breakfast at tiffanies(or any movie with Audrey Hepburn in it)...Event horizon (scary as f@ck)...Scary movie1...The ring...chicago...hitch, Juno, Mary poppins, Interview with a vampire, Monsters inc., ghost busters 2, Shawshank redemption, the mask, Freddy got fingered, Subway monkey hour, Austin Powers

Television:

John Safran Music jamboree, John Safran vs God, Spicks and Specks, little britan, Black books, seinfeld, Family Guy, futurama, daria, captain planet, the wild thornberries, CNNNN...chuck norris karate kommandos, magyver, the A team! rockos modern life, tin tin, the chaser, The mighty boosh, , stupid stupid men, DOCTOR WHO and my favourite show at the moment LIFE ON MARS!

Books:

Catch 22, Catcher in the Rye, ice Station by Matthew Reilley, 1984 by George Orwell, Animal Farm By George Orwell, Hearts in Atlantis by Stephen King,IT by Stephen King (shit movie good book...figures), Hercule Poroit by Agatha Christie, The Communist Manifesto, Fake tan, molvania, the tommorow series, evil genius, harry potter before the order of the pheonix, lord of the rings, goosbumps (yeah they were rad...i tried to restart the trend at the start of 2005 but it failed...) I love NOMAD by MATT RUBINSTEIN fantastic book for travellers.

...The day my bum went psycho?

Heroes:

First and formost, if your my friend then your a hero of mine!

Striperella

Bogart

Stewie

MR T

Daria Morgandorfer

Weird Al Yankovic

Yoda

The Beatles

Napoleon Dynamite

JOHN SO...as a Los Bandito!

Spidey

My Blog

2006

An ode to one hell of a cool person! 2006 was a year of: 1. Bad jokes2. Crazy faces3. Public dancing4. hot chips5. Excessive drinking6. Sloppy face licks7. neck cramps and sore backs from watching mov...
Posted by TiM on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:00:00 PST

Lord of the Rickie

Roll up Roll up...step right this way for the multicultural mystery beer tour! Ok so its about 12 at night and your in the towers area of melbourne...in an apartment (the first tower) with some p...
Posted by TiM on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:19:00 PST

Cookie..

Ah cookie..where to begin Well the whole incident is one of completely ridiculous circumstance. Its one of nude beaches and of subtle brain disfunction. When your girlfriend is discussing the discover...
Posted by TiM on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:04:00 PST

Futureama

You know they say in the scouts that you should...be prepared. Dont think im going to get all dib dib dib on your butt though...because i never joined the scouts. I went to one sea scouts meet when i ...
Posted by TiM on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 06:44:00 PST

Blues and Roots festival me and a frogman

T'was grey and murky..not exactly the finest day for a festival, even the surveying guy near the blues and roots tent was a bit iffy about the whole day... Still someone made the whole thing more fu...
Posted by TiM on Sat, 13 May 2006 12:21:00 PST

IM SO POST MODERN

Heres a fact, i do literature this year. I hate Wiston Auden!!!!! He is such an irritating poet...incase you are a lover of Auden, i apologise BUT seriously Post modernists do piss me off. Thus i have...
Posted by TiM on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 03:49:00 PST

Captains suck the wang

If I can offer you all one piece of solid gold information its this! DONT BECOME A CAPTAIN OF ANYTHING ...including a ship...a sports team...a mathleats group...a chess club...a masonic hall...HECK JU...
Posted by TiM on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 03:38:00 PST

It is the night my body's weak im on the run no time to sleep

Ok i did a runner last night. Felt like Steve Mc Queen, the nazis were all over me like a rash. I wasnt allowed out so i cracked it....oh dear you say Tim finally flew the cuckoos nest. Nearly.I was c...
Posted by TiM on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 02:55:00 PST

Were BACK and im not talking about the coloured dinosaurs!

YeS! Thats right Syn let us back on the radio! Im so shocked that they would after our previous season of murderous auditory torture!!!Anyway WE ARE BACK ON 3-5pm every wednsday avo Syn 90.7fm.The sho...
Posted by TiM on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:47:00 PST

Birthdays arent for losers

Birthday on thursday....swell time. Family came over and we ate cooked meat. Sounds primitive but its what some of us refer to as a bbq. I think i burnt the sacrificial cow and the goat, oh well...cha...
Posted by TiM on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 03:29:00 PST