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Roonil Wazlib

I shoulda knowd!!

About Me



Well, I complain a lot and I understand that I'm quite annoying...
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My Interests

My wife, my kid, music, my job, money, food, video games, sex, all kinds of ill-type shit

I'd like to meet:

Vic Wooten, anyone from Pantera, anyone from Lamb of God, myself in the future, god/satan(either works)

Music:

FUCKIN' METAL!!! jazz, techno

Movies:

Any Bruce Willis flick (almost) good action/adventure/comedy/dramatic porns

Television:

That there's the box with the magic jumpin' picatures, indn't it!!?!

Books:

Stephen King and porno

Heroes:

When I grow up I wanna be just like my son
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My Blog

And who said Im not professional??

So, I just got my first big raise. I am fucking pumped!! I am an adult now, all the way. I make more money than everyone I know. Well, the hourly people. I've gotten 15 cents, 50 cents, even a dollar....
Posted by Roonil Wazlib on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:21:00 PST

Rant of the week

I know it's Saturday and a little late for a "rant of the week", but I will make an exception. I hate those goddamn angel wings tattoos. They are so gay!!!! GAY!!! I mean, I thought tattoos were suppo...
Posted by Roonil Wazlib on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 01:57:00 PST

Open invitation

Ok, all you nosy fucks who check-up on my profile constantly: this is for you... As you may or may not know, we are moving to Ohio. Given this new lease on life, I am fully prepared to burn ...
Posted by Roonil Wazlib on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:50:00 PST

The ignorant (m)asses

I came home tonight to an round-table discussion on WETA concerning the 2008 Democratic candidates. I heard a ridiculous statement that was made by the public, apparently. Someone or some people said,...
Posted by Roonil Wazlib on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 05:55:00 PST

The True Meaning of MySpace

So, the other night, I met a new friend. And it was good. I hung out with an old friend. And it was good. Today I found myself holding diapers talking to a man about playing bass in a jazz/prog rock b...
Posted by Roonil Wazlib on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 08:38:00 PST

Rock-a-bye Buddy

Bedtimes can be tense here on the homestead. There is a good chance the halls will be filled with tortured screams for minutes, which then seem like hours. So tonight, I made a judgement call. I asked...
Posted by Roonil Wazlib on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:10:00 PST

Expect the expected

Once again I approached a disrespectful cunt. Once again they changed their outlook without flinching. Once again I have been proven right. All you tough-talk MySpace motherfuckers ain't got shit on t...
Posted by Roonil Wazlib on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:44:00 PST

No suprise...

Well, over a week has gone by and nothing has come of it. Yeah, just as expected. You know what I'm talking about, you who knows who I'm talking about. I'm sure you love to see what I have to say sinc...
Posted by Roonil Wazlib on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:37:00 PST

The Unstoppable M

OK, so on Sunday, we went out to find this guy who stupidly threatened the Child Protection Services on Jessica and I. He ran away and it turned into a fight. I got a cigarette in my face, I was ...
Posted by Roonil Wazlib on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:14:00 PST

Puss nasty mutha fucka

Man, I hate bitches. And bitch ass motherfuckers, and punkass motherfuckers. You old bitchass, you know who you are, punkass motherfucker. Peace.   This is the puss nasty   FUCK THE BOZOS &...
Posted by Roonil Wazlib on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:42:00 PST