How can you be this way |
A time not to long ago (ummm now), in a place not so far away (port Richey, FL) walk a crazed woman. Who went around trying to destroy everything in her path. Family friends even her ...
Posted by Rich on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:16:00 PST |
OMG!! |
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream...
Posted by Rich on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:40:00 PST |
Joke!! |
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest an...
Posted by Rich on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:35:00 PST |
Who Died the Worst Death? |
Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst d...
Posted by Rich on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:29:00 PST |
why parents have gray hair |
Just a reminder........
Why Parents Have Gray Hair
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up p...
Posted by Rich on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:19:00 PST |
I Thought I had a Bad Day |
HAVING A BAD DAY?
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it accidentally slipped into gear. The m...
Posted by Rich on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:41:00 PST |
What a freind means |
What a Friend Means
In first grade,
your idea of a good friend was the person who went to the bathroom
with you and held your hand as you walked through the scary halls.
In second grade,
your id...
Posted by Rich on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:41:00 PST |
8 words with two meanings |
8 WORDS WITH TWO MEANINGS...
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Full...
Posted by Rich on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:47:00 PST |
Medical Problem |
An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've b...
Posted by Rich on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 07:57:00 PST |
Calling in Sick (This is so True For so Many) |
CALLING IN SICK Employee... I'm sorry but I can't come in today. My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma. Boss...... Anal Glaucoma? What's that? Employee....I just...
Posted by Rich on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 07:51:00 PST |
