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About Me

My name is David Andrew Meccariello. I have committed too many sins for sainthood, and the job of messiah is already taken. I am just a man...no more... less. Accept me for my faults and virtues, and we will do just fine.Just because this is a coffee house myspace, that does not mean that there is not a real man behind the scenes... and just because I didnt message you first, doesnt mean that I am not interested in hearing from you.Step up and let me know that you want to talk to me deeper than just the social hellos. The desire to learn more about each other, just may be mutual. If I dont answer right away, be persistant with me. I am busy... not ignoring you.
Open from sunset to sunrise (if it is dark out, we are here... If it is light out, we are in our crypt)
727-849-5555 (Leave a message if we are too busy to answer. We may or may not get back to you depending on how hot you sound)
2100 square feet of slacker's paradise. Xm radio, Big Screen TV (plug in that new PS3!), and enough caffeine to keep you wired for a month.
Free Wifi. Free computer access on the desktop (w/printer)
Located right next to Bourbon Street Night Club (Across from Sam's Club)... On US 19, just south of Trouble Creek and just north of SR 54.
Come By And Chill. A great spot for a date, or just general chilling out when you are sick of being drunk...or if you need to sober up after getting twisted on a wild night.
Musicians interested in doing a live unplugged set? Drop by and bring some fans anytime.
Artists interested in showcasing your work? Put it on the walls and sell it. Low 20% Commissions...Better rates than any local gallery in town.
Smoking Permitted! Finally a place where you can smoke a cig in peace without getting any grief.
-D. Meccariello

My Interests

Myspace mail wont let me send outgoing mail, though I can still read incomming. Leave me contact info if you wish me to respond back to you (or email me [email protected])

1. Are you really open until sunrise? A. Yes. I turn to dust in the daylight.

2. Do you serve alchohol? A. No. But I have enough caffeine here to wire you to high heaven.

3. Can I bring my Xbox/Ps3/Wii and plug it into the big screen? A. Yes, But I call dibs on Guitar Hero II... Motley Crue and FreezePop Must be Played!

4. Can I bring a date? A. Yes, but I take no responsibility if some other swinging d*ck snakes on her while you are playing Guitar Hero II

5. How much money should I bring? A. We have a one drink minimum, and you can have a night of fun for under $5... However, gambling on Guitar Hero or paying for the bail for punching out that snakey guy, will cost you more.

6. Is there a minimum age? A. All ages are allowed, but make sure your girlfriend is over 18 so we can snake on her. I will provide the Guitar Hero II

7. Can I bring movies to play on the big screen? A. Yes. especially ones that contain the 3 Bs.... Boobs, Beer and things that Blow Up!

8. Is it true that it is hard to get a seat? A. Yes it is... The rule is that if you get up, you loose your seat... or we have an office to to bring your girlfriend into while you are watching the movie.

9. What is the dress code? A. Whats your gender?

10. Can I sleep on the couch? A. Yes, but we keep a bottle of Nair behind the counter... If you wake up with no eyebrows, dont bitch to me about it. (I am so *NOT* kidding)

11. Do you have free WIFI? A. Yes... but no downloading anything illegal. Downloading immoral stuff is encouraged... just nothing illegal!

12. Do you take credit cards? A. Yes, Visa/MC and Visa Check Cards are accepted. No personal checks (I dont trust you *THAT* much). Winning lotto tickets are acceptable.

13. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? A. African or European? You have to know these things when you are King. (Monty Python Fans will understand...)

14. Why did the FAQ end at 14? A. Your girlfriend stopped by... I want to show her the office, so I have to go now.

I'd like to meet:

On a realistic note? Decent people will suffice for now...though I always keep an eye peeled for my soul mate...or at least one good woman to spend my life with. But perhaps that is a long dead dream. I will continue my work.

"Balance in life is everything...Find your balance." D. Meccariello

Music:

Every Wednesday Night:Open Mic/Jam Session Hosted by "Rock"

Movies:

Coffee...The Last Legal Drug!

Television:

Coffee...The last legal drug! D. Meccariello

Heroes:

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Blog

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Posted by Insomniacs Coffee House on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 02:47:00 PST

Rants and raves...Ok.. mostly rants.

Starting next week, we are going to be open during the day too. I have a hot coffee chick that will be running the show during the day... So, now I wont have to kick people out at 5 or 6am... you can...
Posted by Insomniacs Coffee House on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:01:00 PST

Looking for night shift worker...

Well gang... I have finally grown to the point where I can consider taking on a night shift person (the day slot is filled and will be opening daytime hours in a week or 2) Here is the drill... If you...
Posted by Insomniacs Coffee House on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:58:00 PST

Some questions/answers and statements

I know that many ask why I am closed from time to time. It is just the way it must be. In time, I will hire someone that I can trust explicitly that will keep the place open 24/7 or at least on the ni...
Posted by Insomniacs Coffee House on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:51:00 PST

we're here all night

If you have yet to step through the door at Insomniacs Coffee House, treat yourself to a full menu of lattes and cappuccinos. We are currently scouting for the best local bakery to provide our sw...
Posted by Insomniacs Coffee House on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:46:00 PST

Know Your State Motto...Updated!

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Posted by Insomniacs Coffee House on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 04:20:00 PST