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About Me

Have I got a canoe in my pocket or am I just pleased to see you?!?!?! WOOF!!!!But remember it's just a ride, there's highs and theres lows, buts its just a ride. And a message for all the people out there, you're gonna die sometime...OH did I ruin the end for you?The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride... And we... kill those people. - Bill HicksHave I got a canoe in my pocket or am I just pleased to see you?!?!?! WOOF!!!!But remember it's just a ride, there's highs and theres lows, buts its just a ride. And a message for all the people out there, you're gonna die sometime...OH did I ruin the end for you?The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride... And we... kill those people. - Bill Hicks

My Interests

Music, comedy - love to watch stand ups, movies, football - spurs fan, reading.

I'd like to meet:

Dave Cheese.Stephen Lynch - For The Ladies

Music:

Amen, monster magnet, tool, tori amos, bjork, pj harvey, dead kennedys, black flag, queens of the stone age, kyuss, silverchair, glassjaw, incubus, fun lovin criminals, a perfect circle, deftones, snot, nirvana, foo fighters, mars volta, at the drive-in, fiona apple, joni mitchell, quicksand, far, rival schools, onelinedrawing, weezer, areosmith, system of a down, rage against the machine, audioslave, jamiroquai, janis joplin, james brown, rat pack, queen, rolling stones, beach boys, hendrix, buddy holly, magic numbers, beth orton, nina simone, blondie, portishead, massive attack, david bowie, edith piaf, kings of leon, johnny cash...

Movies:

Requiem for a dream, Pi, the crow, american beauty, amelie, the pianist, run lola run, dirty pretty things, gummo, kids, julien donkey boy, shaun of the dead, monster, the jerk, austin powers, waynes world, zoolander, donnie darko, anchorman, aristocrats, unleashed, old school...

Television:

Family guy, futurama, simpsons, american dad, brass eye, coupling, fraiser, will and grace, the office, alan partridge, smack the pony, the sketch show, time gentlemen please, dinnerladies, absolutely fabulous, monty python, fawlty towers, porridge, the good life, have I got news for you, friday night with jonathon ross, they think its all over, bottom, young ones, peep show, spaced, black books, extras, UFC, also love to watch stand ups such as bill hicks, richard pryor, bill cosby, eddie murphy, bill bailey, eddie izzard, dylan moran, ricky gervais, tim vine, jimmy carr, sean lock, joan rivers, lucy porter, brendan burns, daniel kitson, david cross, demetri martin, flight of the conchord, stephen lynch, lee mack etc...

Books:

Authors I like include Ben Elton, Stephen Fry, Robert Rankin, Stewart Lee etc

My Blog

10 Attributes of Really Lazy People

1. Inability to put forth the effort required to complete any task....
Posted by Big Adam on Wed, 30 May 2007 12:01:00 PST

Only 3 months...

Until my birthday, which means you should be thinking about what to buy me and so whilst looking on amazon for some inspiration I came across this Some Idea's You may need to check with me though...
Posted by Big Adam on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 04:24:00 PST

The Hoff makes a sexy woman as well...

Posted by Big Adam on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:17:00 PST

Three Little Pigs......as told by ME!!!

Once upon a time, like all truely great stories begin. There were three little pigs named Pinky, Perky and the lesser know pig Dave. Now Dave was lesser known for a reason, this reason was that he was...
Posted by Big Adam on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST

Chicken Little As Told By Me

One day I was walking along, when suddenly a piece of sky fell onto my head. "AAAHHHHH THE SKY IS FALLING" I whispered as not to alarm people of the dire and terriblle event. I picked up the piece of ...
Posted by Big Adam on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 07:04:00 PST

A Picture of my head quarters

Posted by Big Adam on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 05:27:00 PST

SPAM!!!

The amount of spam emails I'm getting is just becoming ridiculous. And the ones that are really pissing me off are the increase your penis size ones. Not only are they slightly hurtful, but I find the...
Posted by Big Adam on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:22:00 PST

EDDIE IZZARD SAYS....

Turn right... Or other such things...um yeah, hes now doing voice for sat nav on tomtom Listen Here...
Posted by Big Adam on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 02:14:00 PST

So I was watching this video....

It was of a guy fucking a kid. Not that kinda kid you sick fucks....It was a young goat. Jesus..... But like the idea of it is just taking it to the next level of depravity. 'Man this animal porn just...
Posted by Big Adam on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 11:46:00 PST

Gf's Friends

You know when you are dating someone and your at stage where you are getting to know a bit more about their friends. And theres usually the Gf that will tell you things about their friends sex life. B...
Posted by Big Adam on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:38:00 PST