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Natalie

SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE THE BORING THINGS GOT INTERESTING.

About Me

Chances are you already know stuff about me, but if not, um...I'm not too exciting, but I will take a dare for a dime. " / Get Your Own Voice Player Manage

My Interests

Getting my past tense drug addicted brain back in motion. I always have to be learning something. Your brain is a muscle, it needs to be used. Eventually I want to go back to school and become a naturopath. Why does this picture turn me on so much?!

I'd like to meet:

Funny people is a MUST, good looking ain't half bad either. Most importantly, no brain dead junkies please.

Music:

I have a hard time letting new bands in to my life. The rare few are as follows:Muse, The White Stripes, Family Force Five and A Perfect Circle. The rest are old bands that are ripped out of a page of I Love the 90's. Tool, NIN, STP, Blind Melon, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, Mazzy Star, Sublime, no one is reading this anymore.

Movies:

Kingpin, Super Troopers (I don't want a large Farva! I want a goddamn liter-a-cola!), Waiting, Grandma's Boy, Suicide Girls' DVD. Anything with Will Ferrell, Dane Cook or the late great Mitch Hedberg. I watch a lot of comedy.

Television:

HOUSE, The Office, 24, hockey games (that used to not be a joke). King of Queens, Queer as Folk reruns, The L Word, The Boondocks, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, 30 Days.

Books:

The Electric Kool-aid Acid Test, Kingdom of Fear, The Long Quiet Highway (not a chick book, it's about Judaism and Buddhism), Making Plant medicine by Richo Cech (The man is a personal hero of mine). I Adore any books as long as they make me think and learn. My guilty pleasure authors are Burroughs, Laurell K Hamilton, Kim Harisson and Janet Evanovich. God I miss Hunter. I have been known to peruse encyclopedias from time to time...

Heroes:

Myself, I survived some majour crap in my 26 years. My parents for trying to raise my horrid brother and I. My husband Rick for sticking it out over the past 9 years. My Kid for never letting me take things for granted and for never just excepting things at face value.

My Blog

Sweet Revolations

So I'm stuck at work, waiting for the man to pick me up, wishing that I had a keyboard phone, craving a beer, wondering if I have the energy to shop with all the crazy people and being bored out of my...
Posted by Natalie on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:36:00 PST

I can't see shit!

So my electric got knocked out @ 11:OO ish. I have an old school c.d. player with 10,000 days jammed into my ears so that I might get some sleep. Sing me a lullabye Maynard. Oh! I have a new Tool frie...
Posted by Natalie on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:52:00 PST

Brumble

So my vacation was filled with over spending, over drinking, being stupid sick and now to finish out my last day my wisdom teeth are making me miserable and as cranky as a 9 month old. I hate this shi...
Posted by Natalie on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:10:00 PST

To all the girls I'ved loved before....

I just wanted to tell all of you people that I'm sorry I have been incomunicato recently. I'm not ignoring any of you. I'm just way over worked and it's been a struggle to even finish a beer before I ...
Posted by Natalie on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:12:00 PST

Ode to Fall

I dare thee Fall to bring on your leaves,to crunch you beneath thine feet.Held up in faded sweats,Falling asleep fireside, I'll make my bets.Intaking warm liquid,burning my lungs.Smelling fires burnin...
Posted by Natalie on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:38:00 PST

Come on!

So, there is no difference between being an active or non-active masochist because I still hurt myself at work. Ran through two finger tonight, after slicing my left pointer finger on Saturday. Things...
Posted by Natalie on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:39:00 PST

Effin, ow!

There is nothing greater than having a teeth hurting cold Schlafly Pale Ale in a frosted mug. Ahhh, this is the life. So, here's how my day went.I woke up with a hangover from too much cherry vodka an...
Posted by Natalie on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 01:20:00 PST

Ho-Yeah!

Tonight is the last night of my vacation. *tear, sniffle* I spent the night with a few beers and my friend Emmy. The Office won best comedy and 24 won best drama!!! They both deserve it. Rick yelled a...
Posted by Natalie on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:30:00 PST

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

This week starts the begining of Kurt going to first grade,which means Natalie has to start getting up at the same time she used to go to bed. It's hell. Although, being a productive member of society...
Posted by Natalie on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:49:00 PST

I can't believe they let me leave the hospital with a kid.

So quitting drinking should make me smarter, by deduction. Drinking kills brain cells, not drinking...they grow back. I can't even have a simple conversation with people at work without forgetting wha...
Posted by Natalie on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:02:00 PST