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{Jacqueline}

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About Me


Myspace Layouts My name is Jackie.
I have a beautiful daughter named Bella.
I smoke Marlboro menthols
I know I'm fat you don't have to tell me.
Christy and Heather are my best friends.
I love my brothers and sisters.
Pink is the best color ever.
I am a southern girl.
I like country music.
I say "you're horny" at least 10 times a day.
My cousin and I just became mommy's together.
My hair is always a mess.
I love Tae Bo.
Farting is not embarassing.
Cash Cab is an awesome show.
The Discovery channel and TLC rule.
Ice Age is he funniest movie ever.
I like to make my own movies with my sisters.
Don't take that the wrong way.
I hate dogs.
But then again I love animals.
I'd rather come face to face with a shark than a spider.
I have a cabin in Potter County, Pa.
It's a great place to go to get away.
I'd rather be in the mountains than on the beach.
I like to get my feet rubbed.
I get angry when things don't go my way.
I like to get drunk and make a scene.
Campfires are the best hangouts.
My dad's deer jerky is the best.
I can be the nicest person ever.
I can be the biggest bitch ever.
It depends on how you treat me.
I hope my daughter grows up just like me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jacqueline Fern
Birthday: July 31, 1987
Birthplace: Reading
Current Location: Reading lol
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty!
Your Heritage: German and cherokee Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: American Eagle flip flops!
Your Fears: Spiders, worms, and small spaces.
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be the best mama ever!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Someone kill me
Your Best Physical Feature: Nothing
Your Bedtime: Whenever, when I gotta work I try to be asleep by 1
Your Most Missed Memory: I'm making my best memories now♥
Pepsi or Coke:Def Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: Bk for sure
Single or Group Dates: Depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Hate tea, except Snapple Green tea! Thanks Jill!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla or mixed
Cappuccino or Coffee: French Vanilla from Wawa♥
Do you Smoke: yes.
Do you Swear: All the time
Do you Sing: Love to!!
Do you Shower Daily: Most of the time
Have you Been in Love: Once
Do you want to go to College: I was already there, it sucks but I wanna go back
Do you want to get Married: Not anytime soon, but I definatly do
Do you belive in yourself: Hell yeah I am invinsible!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: Look at me. No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes I love them♥
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes I love watching and hearing them
Do you play an Instrument: Lol. No.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Omg yes!
In the past month have you Smoked: yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes just yesterday to max out my Victoria's Secret credit card lol
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I dont think I ever have
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ew, No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: No I have not!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Lol no I haven't done that in a LONG time!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: HAHHA! Yes!
Ever been called a Tease: More than enough times!
Ever been Beaten up: No I never fought I am a lover
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah
How do you want to Die: Get hit by a train
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A lawyer but I am grown up and that didn't happen. I think I am going to go back to school to be a homocide investigater
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: It Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 6'
Weight: Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: Redneck or preppy ghetto
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: I don't fucking know, a lot
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing, because I love my life right now and everything lead to where I am right now!
57 Girl Confessions1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
Absolutely
2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress?
Depends.. It is fun to dress up and a big poofy dress but if I am trying to be hot or I'm going to a party.. Then def short party dress!
3. What would you do if you received a long love letter?
Depends on who it was from
4. Group dates or single dates?
Depends on how well I know the guy.. But I rarely go anywhere without Heather and Christy!
5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends?
No machoism is sexy!
6. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend?
Omgosh for sure!
7. Is your hair up or down today?
Up I didnt go anywhere but work
8. Do you straighten your hair?
Omgosh yes! I have to when I go out duhhh!
9. Favorite mascara?
I haven't found a fave yet but I do like Lash Exact and Expansion
10. Do you get your nails done?
Yes! I have them done right now which reminds me I gotta get them filled!!
11. Small or large purses?
Def large!
12. In your purse, what are your must haves?
Cell phone, tampons, money!
13. Jeans or sweats?
Depends on where I am going
14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that’s uncomfortable?
Yes, beauty hurts!
15. Do you text message a lot?
Pssshh constantly!
16. What would you do if you got pregnant?
Been there, done that. But if it happened AGAIN then well, I'd have another baby duh!
17. What’s your favorite color?
PINK!!! Of course!
18. Heels or flats?
Flats because I don't wanna fall on my ass lol
19. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
I don't have enough feeling to cry
20. Would you ever leave the house without make-up on?
I have.. I don't like to... But big sunglasses always cover up the fact that you're not wearing make up!
21. Walmart or Target?
For what?
22. Do you wear collared shirts?
I don't think I have any actually
23. Do you like preppy boys?
I like all boys no matter what they are! I just love boys!
24. Do you think lip gloss is the best!?
No when I drive my hair sticks to it
25. Do you own any big sunglasses?
Lol yes I have goe through 3 pairs of them this summer! I keep getting drunk and loosing them! My American Eagle ones will always be my fave Christy
26. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
For work? Ten mins... To go out... 2-3 hours
27. Do you like to wear band-aids?
Odd question.. No
28. Do you like skater boys?
I already said I like all boys!! Ghetto boys are the sexiest
29. Do you often wish there was something you could change?
No I am perfect so are my friends family daughter and my life
30. Gold or silver?
Silver, def looks better on white people
31. Do you like to receive flowers?
No they just die
32. Do you like surfer boys?
All boys!!!
33. Do you dress up for the holidays?
If we are having company or going somewhere yes
34. Do you like to wear dresseses?
YES! I love wearing dresses!
35. On a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you?
They don't... I don't let them.. I confuse them before they get the chance!
36. In the last 48 hours have you hung out with a guy?
You know it!
37. Would you date a guy shorter than you?
Nope
38. Do you like to hold hands?
Yeah for sure
39. What is the youngest you would date?
18
40. What is the oldest you would date?
Like 35
41. What do you notice when you first meet a guy?
Teeth
42. Is it hott when guys sweat?
Hell yeah!
43. What is the best feature in a guy?
Arms and teeth
44. Do you like making eye contact?
Yes I flirt with my eyes
46. Would you kill for chocolate?
When I have my period yes!
47. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?
Always do!
48. On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping?
10!!! I love shopping!
49. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
YES!I love New York! I don't ever miss it though so its coo
50. Do you yell a lot?
Well I am naturally loud.. ANd yes I yell a lot
51. Do you wear sweatpants/pajamas to school/work?
Yup
52. Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?
Yessir! I'd do anyting to impress a guy!
53. Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?
Nope
54. What makeup could you not live w/ out?
Eyeliner and eye shadow!
55. Do you fall in love easily?
Hell no, only did once!
56. Do you have cramps?
When I get my period yeah!
57. Do you think you have the bestest friend ever?
Omgosh! Look at my album name!! Heather and Christy are seriously the best friends EVER! No one will ever have what we have. Be jealous!
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My Interests

I love being a mommmy to my gorgeous daughter Bella Ann

I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesn't cheat! I want Christy.

Music:

I only really listen to country music. Tim McGraw, Garth Brookes, Jack Ingrahm, Kenny Chesney, Miranda Lambert, Slake Shelton, Little BigTown, Billy Currington, Dierks Bentley, Craig Morgan, Reba, Faith Hill, Aaron Tippin, Brookes and Dunn, Mongomery Gentry, John Michael Mongomery, Big N Rich, Gretchen Wilson, Merle, Brad Paisely, Phil Vassar, LeeAnn Rhymes... Ok there are WAY too mant to name them all lol. And I LOVE rap. Eminem Chris Brown Akon SOULJA BOI!!!!!!!!!! Cruisin ♥

Movies:

I LOVE BIG BLACK AND BOLD PORNO'S 1,2,3,4,&5, I like horror movies. My favorite movies are House of 1,000 corpses, Lion King, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (yes the new one), Haggard, and Fern Gully! Um... Hills have Eyes is good and SUPERMAN RULES. Sorry, he's hot. SAW 1, 2, 3, and 4 are the best!

Television:

Cash cab, Futurama, Cops, Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, Body of Evidence, Lock Up, anything like REAL TV, Family Guy, SPONGEBOB!!! I like to watch TLC because : 10 Years Younger, What Not To Wear, Overhaulin', Little People Big world, Honey we're killing the kids, Trading Spaces, While you were out, A Wedding Story, *A Baby Story*, ~Bringing Home Baby~, and Miami Ink. I also like Frasier, Roseanne, Fresh Prince of Bell Air, Family Guy, Futurama, Oblongs, HEY ARNOLD, Robot Chicken, Sealab 2021, and shit like that haha. Discovery channel is awesome because of shows like Cash Cab, dirty Jobs, and How it's made.

Books:

I do not read a lot. But when I do it is usually a dr. martin luther king jr.- i have a dreamcicle

Heroes:

My mommy and my daughter, I love them both so much!

My Blog

Ever wonder?

EVER WONDERWhy the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?Why is "abbreviated" su...
Posted by {Jacqueline} on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:57:00 PST

The rumors flew...

But nobody knew how much she blamed herselfFor years and years she tried to hide the whiskey on her breathShe finally drank her pain away a little at a timeBut she never could get drunk enough to get ...
Posted by {Jacqueline} on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:41:00 PST

Happy birthday Bella!!

It is July 15th 2007! Today is my baby girl Bella Ann Watkins' first birthday. She will technically be one year old and 10:31 pm. I can't believe how fast this is going. I love her so much... She is...
Posted by {Jacqueline} on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 10:18:00 PST

Soooooooooo....

So I don't even know where to start with me and Christy on our honey moon last night. All I have to say is we were in this hot tub kind of thing in Jay's house and at the same time we said " I need a ...
Posted by {Jacqueline} on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 10:08:00 PST

Us ♥ what the dick dock?!

Uh oh we got alcohol on our breath!Daddies sistas brother you better be scared to deathYou know we got the coors lightWe aint gonna start no fightsAll we wanna do is hug and kissDamn I gotta pissYou k...
Posted by {Jacqueline} on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:50:00 PST

WOW. From 2005. You know we going strong!

I "I'll wake up with ghosts pondering me" Here for everyone's enjoyment... Is the TUSSY RAP. This explains why Danielle Marie Ford and Jacqueline Fern Watkins are such good friends: Yo yo yo What's...
Posted by {Jacqueline} on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:25:00 PST

RIP little bro....

My baby Bella's uncle died yesterday. It was a tragic accident... He was only 12 years old. He was like a little brother to me an this doesn't even seem real. I loved tht kid so much. He ws my little ...
Posted by {Jacqueline} on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:35:00 PST

It's time for an update....

Ok so, my little girl is now 7 months old. She will be 8 months old in like two week. It is also about two weeks until Shawn and I have been together for a year!! Wow I can not believe how fast the ti...
Posted by {Jacqueline} on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:52:00 PST

My little girl<3

When I'm a bullet shot out of a gun... When I'm a fire cracker coming undone, when I'm a fugitive ready to run... All wide eyed and crazy. No matter where my wreckless soul takes me, Bella you save me...
Posted by {Jacqueline} on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:11:00 PST

My precious baby girl....

So my daughter Bella Ann Watkins is now 2 months old. She is the most beautiful baby I have ever seen in my life. I love her more than anyone or anything in the whole world. When people say you don't ...
Posted by {Jacqueline} on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:12:00 PST