I love playing my guitar, Goin out to toon on a saturday nite! Music (it's my life,) food, thinking about food,
thinking about thinking about food, Creating real-life dioramas from fish eyes, peas and solidified cum shavings, and eating frozen newt tails!
I have now got six piercings, My left ear, nostril, Tongue, right eyebrow, my right ear, which I did myself 'cos I was bored! And now my middle lip!
I'm a human piercing factory!
Let's just hope I don't walk past any big magnets...
I'd like to meet:
James Hetfeild - 'cos he's GOD!!
Kirk Hammet - 'cos he's a bigger GOD!!
Kurt Cobain - but he's croaked it so meh,
The Scarecrow from Howel's moving castle, He is SUCH a lovely kid!
Dani Filth - COF are sooooooooOOOOoooooo good...
Metallica, 'cos they are GODZZZ!
George Bush - so I could urinate into his open mouth,
A cow - so I could ask it, "where's the beef?"
Ozzy Osbourne - So I could faint and be a tit.
For a cartoon character how very fucking sexy is Ariel!? If all that fails, AN ELEPHANT!!
THIS CAT!
Music:
When it comes to music I'm an opinionated git!
Music really is my life, I don't know what I'd do without it!
It creates a freedom that cannot be replicated in any other form, and when I'm playing or listening to music I get freedom from the mundane existance that we all inhabit.
Instaed of any silly blabbers of words that I usually put here, I'm just gonna tell you the top ten bands that really get my ass to the dancefloor!
Cradle of Filth!
Metallica!
Machine Head!
Children of Bodom!
Rammstein!
Killswith Engage! Arch Enemy!
Pantera!
Chimaera!
Avenged Sevenfold!
Nine Inch Nails!
My fave songs!
Cradle of filth, Mother of Abominations,
Starts off with spooky gothic chanting, before silencing for a split-second before erupting into a huge creshendo of awe-inspiring fretwork!
Metallica, Of Wolf and Man,
such a powerful riff, such a powerful song, need I say more?
Avenged Sevenfold, Eternal Rest,
Starts off by just going into a KE-RAZY solo of doom, before slowing down into a much heavier, almost industrial-sounding riff, one of my faves!
Metallica, Damage Inc,
The shreddiest song I've ever jizzed over, my ultimate goal is to learn this, and then I can play it so often that James Hetfeild has me killed...
Violent work of art, Funny Farm,
Tecno/industrial/metal at it's finest, now why can't I find any of their cds?!
Chimaera, The Dehumanizing Process,
Starts so suddenly you jump and dosen't relinquish it's heavy-as-fuck tempo 'till the end! I paticularly like it where the song breaks down into a drummy bit, before grabbing your attention again with such a heavy, evil-sounding verse!
Machine Head, Davidian!Really captures the mood of the metal scene back in '94, and manages to sound as fresh and exciting as it did 13 years ago!
Exodus, Culling the Herd,
This song is steeped in old-school, it sounds like something from the glory days of 1980s metal! I like the lyrics, "The word's a big ceespit/ of puke and piss and dogshit!" They just sum up the kind of band that Exodus are, sleazy, heavy and perhaps a bit pessimistic?!
Nine Inch Nails, Closer,
Such an amazing song, it's slow beat and Trent Reznor's voice make this an incredible song to fuck to, it seems to feel better when Iv'e got 'ol Trent whispering at me as I pump away...
Avenged Sevenfold (again,) Second Heartbeat,
Such an amazing song, It got me into death metal! So well-orchestrated, with possibly THE most amazing solo I've ever heard!
TRUE STORY- The first time I heard this song I really did get an erection! (yeah, It's THAT good!)
Murderdolls- Love at First Fright,
This is the best murderdolls song in my opinion, It still has the weird vocals, the basic-but-fun guitar riffs and the catchyness of any other of their songs, I just like this one better, for personal reasons (awww)
The murderdolls' album will NEVER get old, I'm sure I'll be listening to It foe a long time yet...
If anyone has a favourite song ever, please let me know, I love discussing this!
Movies:
My fave film of all time is The Nightmare Before Christmas, Gawd it's so good, like doing rumpy-pumpy in a vat of jelly or something!
I also like;
The Corpse Bride, (I Love Tim Burton)
From Hell, (Gory and Brutal, me like!)
Howel's moving castle (heart-warming and fun!)
Sleepy Hollow, (Weird and wonderful!)
Batman returns, (Tim Burton Directed this, so it's the most spooky and weird Batman film!)
All of the Matrix films, (NOT a nerd!)
Pirates of the Carribean (I may have spelled that wrong!)
Terminators 1+2, (the third one was PANTS!)
Jurassic park, (Dino fetish!)
Total Recall, (one of Arnie's best films!)
Mouse Hunt, (Lee Evans ROCKS!)
The Emporers New Groove, (Well the the best Disney film, And the funniest)
I also love Bring it on, but thats because I'm a queer.
Television:
Well, The list is;
South Park,
Two Pints,
Spongebob,
Family guy
Danny Phantom
Fairly odd Parents,
Any kind of superhero cartoon, like spidermam, like him, mmhmm
That sugar rush thingy that was on earlier this year,
Freinds!!!
I love cartoons and everything about them!
But no soaps, they are the nectar of the nitwit.
Books:
I'M A POTHEAD!
(In as many respects as you'd like to imagine...)
The Satanic Bible, this really is a revelation for me, instead of punishing you for your desires, like the christian bible does, the Satanic bible encourages your urges, and makes it ok to be human really...
It's really more of a philosophy than a full-blown religeon, but to me, it's the most sensible thing I have ever heard from the spiritual side of the world!
I love Harry Potter like a close jizz buddy! Shame that
DUMBLEDORE DIES!
Heroes:
All my mates for being there for me, My family too, my other heroes are already mentioned in the "who I'd like to meet" thingy, but I'd love to meet Dani Filth because of his incredible vocal talents,
Kurt Cobain because he was such a huge influence on the Grunge scene
Also, I'd love to ask Kerry King how the hell he plays those guitar solos so freakin' fast, he must have a bizillion hands!
The Scarecrow!I wish everyone was that lovely!
The biggest heroes I've met in real life are my freinds;Becca!This lass is mint, I believe her to be the reincarnation of bambi! She's always there for me when I'm down, and is an amazing stoner partner! I can't imagine life without this gal, her hyperness and sense of humour could outshadow mine, and there's no way of describing the chaos that ravages the land when we get drunk together!!
Gary!I've know Gary for YEEEAAARRRS! He's been a best mate for a very long time, we've had so many great times I couldent list them all if I tried for like, a bazillion years! School was amazing with this kid, I basically grew into an adult with him, there was never a shortage of hilarity the whole time we were at Whickham!
Thomas C!What can I say, I've literally known him forever!
There isn't a single memory I have where I havn't known him! We've always laughed, joked, and played with action men in the garden! (or the giddy giddy garden...) In this difficult transitional period I'm going through, with becoming a platypus and such, I know he'll stick by me forever!
Lee!This child made drama bearable for those long 3 years we had it together! He's one of the oddest, weirdest and sexiest lads i've met! Wether we're making "Horror" videos in watergate woods or just at work together, I never stop laughing the whole time! OH YEA!
Charlie!The first of my 2 minions, This lass is one of the most cat-like kids I've ever met, and I know lots of cats!
She's a non-stop source of entertainment and teamed up with minion number two it's a total laff-a-thon! I can always talk to her and though me and cat have broken up, I still think of her as a second sister!
Abi!Abi is minion number 2, and a grand source of laffs! Whether she's drunk and doing unsucessful busted jumps, or being hornier than a spring gibbon, Abi is the kind of gal that will never be bitchy behind my back, and that makes me think of her as a female version of Sonic the hedgehog!
I LOVE MY MINIONS!!
