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About Me

This is a video that one of my friends introduced me to. It's freaken hilarious... Watch it. Thanx Lawr!"Horny Superheros" Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building and drops down to ask him where the best place to get laid is. Batman proceeds to tell him that Wonder Woman is a great lay. Superman then tells him that he couldn't do that to her because they have been friends for too long and he flies away. Superman then sees Spider-man swinging around and flies next to him while he's swinging and asks him who the best piece of ass is. Spider-man tells him that he hears Wonder Woman is good and tells him to look her up. Disgruntled Superman takes to the air and flies about. He then notices Wonder Woman lying in a field naked and spread Eagle. He thinks I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of that so fast she'll never know what hit her. So, he flies down does his business and id 4 seconds he's back in the air flying away. Wonder Woman looks up and says "What was that?" Invisible Man says: "I don't know but my ass hurts!"

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

"Step Up" One Of The Best Dance Movies; Makes You Wanna Dance!

Music:

Whatever sets the mood

Movies:

I enjoy watching all types of movies, as long as Im not watching it alone.

Television:

I don't watch to much T.V. mainly because I don't have cable. So most of the time I rent DVD's or watch at the theater's.

Books:

Not much a reader for books... you'll usually find me in the magazine department.

Heroes:

We're all heroes in our own ways.

My Blog

Blonde Joke

BLONDE ON THE SUN..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" Th...
Posted by K.M.P.M. on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:56:00 PST

Fart One Time And...

Sometimes... When you cry... No one sees your tears... Sometimes... When you are worried... No one sees your pain... Somtimes... When you are happy... No one sees your smile. But FART just ONCE! ...
Posted by K.M.P.M. on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 04:23:00 PST

A 14 year old girl from my church wrote this poem.

"I Will Do More" -- Annette Parson When others do me a serious wrong, I will forgive to keep me strong. When others speak an unkind word, I will forget what I have heard. When others fail to do their ...
Posted by K.M.P.M. on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 04:08:00 PST

A very touching poem about God

I knelt to pray but not for long, I had too much to do. Must hurry off and get to school, For work would soon be due. And so I said a hurried prayer, Jumped up from off my knees. My Christian d...
Posted by K.M.P.M. on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 04:04:00 PST

Love Again

Look EVERYBODY'S got a lover. Don't you also have the right to have one? GOD created us not as individuals but in pairs. He'll give you your fair share if you truly DESERVE it. But what if y...
Posted by K.M.P.M. on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:49:00 PST

10 Rules of Myspace

ONEw.a.k.e.u.pthere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.TWOTo the people who have like 25,000 friend...
Posted by K.M.P.M. on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:16:00 PST

My Sex Sign

Ruling Planet: MercuryThe God in charge of intellect and speed but don't worry because Virgo likes to take their time in the sack!!Virgos have two sides to their personality. The Virgin and the Vixen....
Posted by K.M.P.M. on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 07:06:00 PST

Because of you...

LOVING & LOSING So you love someone but doesnt know it. And youre afraid and shy. Will you just stay away, And love from a distance secretly and perhaps painfully? &nbs...
Posted by K.M.P.M. on Tue, 23 May 2006 06:26:00 PST