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Bawdy Hot Dog Fingers

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About Me


The CricketSoda Myspace Editor!
born in flint, raised in clio. i've been married for a little over a year.

My Interests


look at my fucking ears!
also, the animal kingdom.

Music:

mashed potatoes, green beans, crunch wraps, avocados, eggs, ribs, stovetop stuffing, and green tea.

Television:

gilmore girls, the office, my name is earl, law & order SVU & CI, undeclared, aaaaand... hgtv.

Books:

right now i'm reading Baby Love; choosing motherhood after a lifetime of ambivalence

Heroes:

your mom.

My Blog

life is crazy.

 tyler's aunt passed away this morning. i'm gonna try to find something to do outside of the house.
Posted by burton-billings on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:26:00 PST

werewolves

flint at six thirty am is different.  i'm loving all the "go tropics" signs across town too. but yeah, early morning flint is all busses, dumptrucks, semis, and deliveries.  i'm forever dri...
Posted by burton-billings on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:44:00 PST

holy crap i have dimples

and not on my ass, either.  something made me smile while i was washing my face, and i kind of have dimples.  weird.
Posted by burton-billings on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:38:00 PST

angus is a bastard

we took angus and emmy over to tyler's parent's house yesterday. angus ran in the door a million miles a minute zooming in circles.. then he stopped, lifted his leg, and pissed on one of buffy's pla...
Posted by burton-billings on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:40:00 PST

car chases are sweet

car chases are sweet when they end in your backyard.  especially when you see headlights flying toward your house careening out of control.  there's so much excitement with a chase..  r...
Posted by burton-billings on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:32:00 PST

stupid stairs

i just spilled it down our basement stairs.  all the way to the bottom.  my feet flew through the baby gate we keep at the bottom.  angus likes pooping in the basement.  since we p...
Posted by burton-billings on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:53:00 PST

my dog doesn't realize he has nuts yet.

today is the last day of my ragtime, so i'm starting a hormonal upswing that will last about three days. then i'll start rolling down the other side of the hill.  at the end of next month i'll fe...
Posted by burton-billings on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 01:26:00 PST

accomplishments...

screw the promotion at work..  i'm more excited about the fact that i just figured out how to make a severely tastey sausage egg sandwich.  ask tyler.  it's an egg mcmuffin without all ...
Posted by burton-billings on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:43:00 PST

damn squirrel.

i know, piss and moan..  i was having kind of an irritated day at work, so i came home on my lunch break.  what did i find?  fat ass squirrel bastard tearing my strawberries out of thei...
Posted by burton-billings on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 05:02:00 PST

for anyone who's curious...

this is a more detailed picture of my hair from the back.   nina is a hair magician. and then a better frontal top view. and one more from the side... ...
Posted by burton-billings on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 07:39:00 PST