to start off with i love to pump myself with steroids and go to the gym twice a day..i have a gay foot and a gay girlfriend who is gay and 14 and its gay...um i am a gay ladies man and i am completely suarve and remind myself of james bond..i love to rub baby oil on my biceps and look at myself in the mirror and its gay.i only just got my gay ps i failed my gay test 4 times before getting them it was gay..i drink alot of alcohol and lay slabs for a living and its gay like heaps gay..i have a receding hairline and its pretty gay like my foot..um thats about it and if u dont like me then ur gay
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: clubba lang
Birthday: 14/7/88
Birthplace: the gym
Current Location: the gym
Eye Color: big n brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: i do curlz with both
Your Heritage: kiwi n aussie
The Shoes You Wore Today: snake skin boots
Your Weakness: steriods
Your Fears: my girlfriends parents discovering i slam there 14 year old daughter
Your Perfect Pizza: pizza...thats unhealthy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 2 lift 400kg with my left instead of my right
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: thats gay
Thoughts First Waking Up: this is gay
Your Best Physical Feature: my robust biceps
Your Bedtime: night
Your Most Missed Memory: laying a slab or 2
Pepsi or Coke: protein shakes
MacDonalds or Burger King: i work out so probally...subway
Single or Group Dates: groups...(more chicks 4 me cause im a stud)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: protein shakes
Chocolate or Vanilla: thats a gay question
Cappuccino or Coffee: protein shakes
Do you Smoke: no way
Do you Swear: i say gay alot
Do you Sing: only opera 2 the ladies
Do you Shower Daily: of cause
Have you Been in Love: oh so many times
Do you want to go to College: yeh heeps of chicks
Do you want to get Married: no way
Do you belive in yourself: yeh
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: do you really need 2 ask how else do you think i pull so many hotties
Are you a Health Freak: yes i am
Do you get along with your Parents: no i want 2 figt my gay dad
Do you like Thunderstorms: they'r gay
Do you play an Instrument: the jazz flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ...............um yeh i think so but im not sure
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only the juice
In the past month have you gone on a Date: how many days in a month?yeh iv gone on 31 dates
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeh 4 my gay shirts there gay
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: hunk of the hunter...i shouldv'e won if i wasn't kicked out 4 bein on the gear
In the past month have you been Dumped: no not me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: maybe
Ever been called a Tease: oh yeh all the time
Ever been Beaten up: yeh only by sam in my garage it was like so gay
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: by my muscles outgrowing my body and crush every vital organ in my body
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a pro body builder
What country would you most like to Visit: france cause im a gay romantic
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: anything
Favourite Hair Color: anything
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: very short cause they r so young
Weight: light i lift weights all day i don't wanna lift more in the bed
Best Clothing Style: young if that is even a style...yeh young
Number of Drugs I have taken: anabolic steriods....growth hormones....there r just 2 many 2 name
Number of CDs I own: heeps they r all gay though
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not pulling more chicks
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