The name's Houston Crump. I'm a Student at the University of Alabama. BEER ME..
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You Know You're From Alabama When...
You have a party or a barbeque whenever Alabama plays Auburn in football.
You go to Gulf Shores every summer.
You call the Atlanta Braves baseball team "us" like they're actually from Alabama.
You would much rather visit Florida than California.
You don't "take", you "carry" or "tote"... as in "You want me to carry you down to the 7-11?"
A soft drink isn't soda, cola, or pop, it's Coke.
You call it a "buggy" and not a shopping cart.
You've said "fixin' to," "might could," or "usetacould" during the last week.
Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
You know the meaning of the phrase "Fobbed again."
You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Opelika, Bayou La Batre, and Oneonta.
The Talladega 500 is the biggest sporting event of any sort during the entire year.
You know exactly what chitlins and mountain oysters are, and you know someone who eats them anyway.
You think that people who complain about the humidity in other states are sissies.
You aren't surprised to find rental movies, groceries, ammunition and bait all in the same store.
You've missed a wedding or a funeral to go to a football game.
Asian food is always "CHINESE" regardless of the fact that it may actually be Korean or Japanese or Thai
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Alabama.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Houston Crump
Birthday: November 06, 1986
Birthplace: DALLAS, TEXAS
Current Location: Tuscaloosa, AL
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Southern
The Shoes You Wore Today: The Shirt Shop Loafers
Your Weakness: Love
Your Fears: Not Driving a Truck, Yankees, Skanks, "PIGS",
Your Perfect Pizza: W/ Beer
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Drink a Party Ball By Myself, Get a DIESEL Again, and A Gorgeous Girlfriend, then Die unless all goes well
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't use that much
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who the Hell are you?
Your Best Physical Feature: Umm...
Your Bedtime: When Alchohol Permits
Your Most Missed Memory: My "True" Love and My Flipped Truck
Pepsi or Coke: If Jack is in it, it doesn't matter but otherwise, COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's
Single or Group Dates: First Group, then Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Does it have alcohol in it?
Chocolate or Vanilla: On what?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Capp
Do you Smoke: Smoke What?
Do you Swear: Fuck No
Do you Sing: Yeah
Do you Shower Daily: Duh
Have you Been in Love: Yep. It Sucked.
Do you want to go to College: I Am. - "ROLL FUCKIN TIDE" -
Do you want to get Married: YES
Do you belive in yourself: YES
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO
Do you think you are Attractive: From who's point of view
Are you a Health Freak: Not Really
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES. I find them very exciting to be in bed with the one you love in your arms
Do you play an Instrument: Diesel
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I Can't Remember.
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoked...?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Maybe
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YES
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NO
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NOPE
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NOPE
In the past month have you been on Stage: YEAH
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO
Ever been Drunk: Too Much
Ever been called a Tease: I Guess Not
Ever been Beaten up: Nope. Been in Fights but everyone Sucks
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Diesel Fumes
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: The Man
What country would you most like to Visit: Umm...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Your Color
Favourite Hair Color: Your Color
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: No taller than me
Weight: Under 135
Best Clothing Style: Clothes?
Number of Drugs I have taken: Don't Care
Number of CDs I own: Umm. Hold on. Let me go Randomly Count them.
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Umm, let me get out my personal Diary and Count the Stupid Shit. I Don't know. Enough to matter.
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