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About Me

i work with children.i live in a dream.i wear low cut shirts to diguise my high of self confidence.i am the butt of all my family's jokes, yet they still love me. this past week, my mother told me, in the same sentence mind you, that i've lost too much weight and now i don't have a butt, but that i've never looked better. she then asked me what time i wanted to wake up. when i said, "eight o'clock", she scowled and said "no! you'll wake up at seven thirty."this is why my psyche runs hot and cold.i'm very good at imitating sounds. there is a bird in australia that does the same thing.I am not a bird.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Liza.

Music:

my i-pod is the most expensive solitaire machiene ever...ever!

Movies:

OLD woody allen, not that new crap he's trying to pass off. miranda july the cohens todd solanz micheal showalter or any members of the state or ucb wes anderson pedro almodavar roberto benigni (sp?) quinton tarintino sophia copolla MICHEL GONDREY kids in the hall is that enough? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME BE IN YOUR MOVIE

Television:

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Books:

raymond carver, um, lorrie moore, ayn rand, kurt vonnegut, nick hornby, jeffery eugendes, rahl doal, john steinbeck, FAULKNER, augustine burrows, the sedaris kids, charles baxter, salinger, eric magnuson, michael chabon, louis eldrich, checkov, naomi wallace, carol churchill, martin mcdonaugh...anything thats very silly

Heroes:

Larry David and my mother...and Chekov. In that order...I think.No, wait, my Mom should go first because she is a woman...but Larry David is a Jew so...wait, was Checkov Jewish? Do you capitolize the 'j' in J(j)ew? Okay, so if Checkov is not Jewish, then, really, my Mom, then Checkov, then Larry David, becuase really what has he done for me, you know? "Seinfeld" is not "Uncle Vanya".

My Blog

S-L-A-C-K

I'm posting a blog right now in order not to take work so seriously.... see, this is all very new for me. for the past 2 years I've been teaching children artistic things they don't want to lea...
Posted by megHan on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:18:00 PST

Michigan is like Eastern Europe

Ah, HOME! For so many weeks in New York, I have been dreaming of coming home. The smell of my parent's house, presents under the tree, the overdevelopment since I moved away that turned&nb...
Posted by megHan on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:53:00 PST

Newest Shitty Band That Is Trying To Be My "myspace" Friend

This is the newest shitty band that is trying to be my "myspace" friend. http://www.myspace.com/ela I urge you all to go to this sight and rate on a scale of 1-10, (10 being very fa...
Posted by megHan on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:44:00 PST

Iz-ruhl

A certain story caught my eye on abc news tonight. Evangelicals in support of Israel.... or as many of them pronounce it "Iz-ruhl". It was baffling to me to watch some of these people on ...
Posted by megHan on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:08:00 PST

Venus razor

today, I went to the target at atlantic/pacific station. That will mean nothing to most of my friends, but to some of my friends it will mean everything. Most of my friends live in an area...
Posted by megHan on Sun, 14 May 2006 04:34:00 PST

Matthew McConaghey-sexiest man alive, til he opens his mouth

I admit it. I watched the softly lit incredibly boring pre oscar Baba WaWa interviews on ABC the other night. SHAME! I know, I know, incredible shame is thrown upon me, but hey...
Posted by megHan on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 08:42:00 PST

my neighbor downstairs is named Juan

my neighbor downstairs is named Juan...and he's a fucking psycho. today was the second time I've seen him in nothing but his long johns. Long Johns usually aren't too taboo to me, I'...
Posted by megHan on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:15:00 PST

curry my to(fu)

its freezing in nyc and for some reason I have put all my midwest practicality on the back burner and gone out without long underwear or sensible shoes. It can only be blamed on my sunny disposi...
Posted by megHan on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 03:49:00 PST

blog or bladder?

The term "blog management" sounds a lot like "bladder management". I suppose there IS no managing of your bladder- unless you consider drinking cranberry juice and doing kegel exercises "ma...
Posted by megHan on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 04:54:00 PST

Penguin babies

i've decided that when i grow up, i'm not going to have a baby... unless its a penguin baby!!!! we watched march of the penguins last night and it was the most adorable thing EVER. EVER, you he...
Posted by megHan on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 06:35:00 PST