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Christopher Michael

No longer in Europe, tell all your friends!

About Me

I tend to keep to myself, but appreciate and encourage all efforts to keep that specific character trait to a minimum.Also, likes robots.PS: Check out my hip new t-shirt commercial:

My Interests

Role-playing video games in the vein of the Final Fantasy series (VIII is currently my favorite, XII (the most recent) was a very pleasant surprise)), reading in general, especially comic books, Nintendo as a consumer brand, the New York Times Crossword Puzzle, any and all theatre, any and all film. When two or more the above interests mix in anyway, I cannont be reached for weeks at a time.

I'd like to meet:

The guy that invented Scrabble.

Music:

There are certain artists I will buy new work from no matter what: Aimee Mann, Ben Folds, Sufjan Stevens, The Darkness, Weezer (if they were still producing records), and, say, Third Eye Blind. I'm also a stickler for video game soundtracks and remixes. So... = Nerd.

Movies:

Rushmore will always be number one (unless the Coen brothers, PT Anderson, Alexander Payne, or Christopher Nolan stop making new movies)(to name a few).

Television:

Has anyone ever watched "Degrassi: The Next Generation"? If you haven't, it's probably best if you kept it that way.

Books:

Hardy, King, Stephenson, Asimov, Clarke (the lady and the gentleman), Gaiman, Dickens, Wells, Moore, Verne, Greene. I'm currently reading this massive seven book series about the start of mercantilism in Age of Exploration Europe. It is called "The House of Niccolo" and should only be approached if one loves 1) history, 2) swashbuckling.

Heroes:

This week: Ponce De Leon, Mike of Mike's Bikes Tours, Dashell Hammett

My Blog

I have become an old woman

Have you ever been to any sort of theatre or speech competition?  If you answered yes, or have even heard of such events existing, then chances are you have seen some mis-guided girl/young woman ...
Posted by Christopher Michael on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:52:00 PST

Crap

A bird took a dump on my shoulder today. Coincidence?
Posted by Christopher Michael on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:52:00 PST

Where's Marilyn Monroe when you need her?

Never before have I had the distinct pleasure of paying $140 of my own dollars for the chance to smell like stale urine and cat food for a extended 24 hour period.  While normally I wouldn't mind...
Posted by Christopher Michael on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:53:00 PST

Wherein I become King of the Vagabonds

Brief Precap:  I'm really glad I'm being introduced as "that Greyhound guy" at parties around Nashville now.  It's like I've achieved some sort of mythic status (Watch out Achilles, I'm 'a g...
Posted by Christopher Michael on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 12:50:00 PST

What did I do to deserve this?

Brief precap:  If you were "lucky" enough to catch my bulletin at around 10 pm EST last night, you might have some idea of where this story will take place.  And by "take place" I literally ...
Posted by Christopher Michael on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:50:00 PST

On Set With: The Sopranos!, plus, Nashville!

Of all my experiences so far in this work-a-day city, nothing has been as gritty and demanding as working on the set of the hit HBO show, "The Sopranos."  And by "working," I mean "constructing h...
Posted by Christopher Michael on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:33:00 PST

Rachel Dratch: Round 2

While it may seem like fifty percent of my most recent stories have taken place at the Union Square Post Office (Motto: Our vaulted ceilings speed your mail transactions by an almost noticeable effect...
Posted by Christopher Michael on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 01:57:00 PST

I am in desperate need of a hair cut.

Not since the misguided days of my high school youth (BHS shoutout!) has my hair been at such a lengthy and, some might say, behind my back, unfortunate length.  Why the reason behind such flowin...
Posted by Christopher Michael on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:28:00 PST

Yes, yes I am

I was walking down the street today and this guy (clearly late for a job at a construction site) runs up to me and asks, "Hey, are you a construction worker?"  And you know what?  I took tha...
Posted by Christopher Michael on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:37:00 PST

A Thanksgiving Cautionary Tale

Yes, much to everyone's chagrin, I did not successfully use Kim's bathroom during her Thanksgiving Deliciousness this year. And by "successfully," I mean "pass out and lock the door behind me." Whic...
Posted by Christopher Michael on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:56:00 PST