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I Will Set You on Fire

About Me

I don't work much.

I have a blog at colin-fisher.blogspot.com.

Bill the Butcher is buried by my house.

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My Blog

Wow, forgot about this place

I've been running a few other blogs, which I will now pimp.http://popcornapocalypse.blogspot.com is my pop culture mockery blog.  I try to update it at least five times a week.  I like to think it's f...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 14:07:00 GMT

New Blog location

    I've started a new blog at http://colin-fisher.blogspot.com.  I like their layout better.  Feels more official.  And my non-Myspace-using friends can see it (yes, I d...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:23:00 GMT

Another sign I’m getting older...

I think Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson look like the same damn person.  If you played me one of their songs I doubt I'd be able to tell you which one it belonged to.  Is no one else fundament...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:59:00 GMT

Checking out

I've been temping at the offices of a fancy downtown preschool since January.  I was told last week that my last day would be next Wednesday, which is cool since I haven't had a job this long for...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 10:43:00 GMT

Question...

This morning I sat next to a guy my age obviously on the way to work.  He looked at his reflection in his cellphone no less than three times in twenty minutes.  I wanted to make his existenc...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Obama Forced to Apologize for Making Some Goddamn Sense

SCRANTON, Penn. (AP)-- Undecided voters in Pennsylvania are scrambling to understand recent comments made by Senator Obama about their beliefs as the state's primary approaches.Speaking at a fundraise...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:10:00 GMT

Inauspicious Beginnings

I was a very lame child.  It's true, and I've come to grips with it.  And for the sake of comedy, I'd love to tell you all about it.I was not in touch with popularity, both in culture and in...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:10:00 GMT

Allow me to preach for a minute...

On Ellen Degeneres' show yesterday she mentioned a school shooting that I had not heard of before, which occurred on Feb. 12th in southern California.  An 8th grade boy, Lawrence (Larry) King, wa...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 11:13:00 GMT

True horror...

The other day, while enjoying a DVR-ed episode of Reaper, I was treated to a particularly horrific commercial break.  I was just about to fast forward, but this dreaded harpy sunk its claws into ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:49:00 GMT

Memo: RE public behavior

    To the members of the lower economic strata in NYC:Generally it is considered polite in our society to withhold all sinotracheal fluids within their respective cavities.  If it...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:57:00 GMT