Megan - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am cynical and I'm not usually a ray of sunshine. I do like to go out with my friends and have a good time. My friends are like my family. I love my work and I work a lot. I don't have time for laziness, drunks, unmotivated junkies and the like. I think that these people are a fucking waste of human space. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ My favorite things include: Chapstick, I'm obsessed with chapstick. Camel cigarettes, The '90's, If I had a time machine I would live in the 90's forever. Nose piercings, Boys who wear rings and hoodies, SO hott. Subway Sandwiches, Polyester, Swiffers, and lemon pledge [shut up, it's my fetish not yours!]. People who do tactical rolls on a regular basis, Aprons, My Garfield slippers, Sunglasses I buy a pair almost everytime I go to the store, music, diet coke, and Jake. I love him so much I could kill him sometimes. haha +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

My Interests

The 40's and 50's, angelina jolie, b films, beauty, being glamourous, bettie page, black and white movies, black hair, book stores, boots, booze, burlesque, caffiene, charlie chaplin, cigarettes, classic cartoons, classic movies, corsets, creativity, dita von teese, dolls, ear piercings, edgar allan poe, european history, fake eyelashes, fashion, folklore, genealology, history, hot pants, intellect, james stewart, jeff goldblum, johnny depp, lingerie, marilyn manson, movies, music, old books, parties, philosophy, photography, pin-up girls, rain, reading, rob zombie, sexy photos, smoking, snail mail, stockings, tattoos, the 90's, the color pink, the french language, tim burton, vintage, and vodka.

I'd like to meet:

NO MORE DOUCHEBAGS!!!!!I'm not interested in self-centered, drug induced pricks that have no direction except to their dealer. I hate boring people that drone on and on about what they want to do but never get off their asses and do anything.

Music:

Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Smashing Pumpkins, Foo Fighters, Ace of Base, Primer 55, Nirvana, Kittie, Nine Inch Nails, No Doubt, Acidbath, Orgy, ICP, The Offspring, Everclear, Primus, Butthole Surfers, Aqua, Tech N9ne, Green Day, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Black Eyed Peas, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Weezer, Bloodhound Gang, Acidbath, Ozzy, Cradle of Filth, Fear Factory

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Virgin Suicides, Texas Chainsaw Massacare, Charlie Chaplin movies, Shaun of the Dead, Friday the 13th, Spun, Girl Interupted, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Nightmare on Elm Street, Re-Animator, Classic Horror Movies, Ed Wood, Earth Girls are Easy, Empire Records, What Dreams May Come, B-movies, Benny and Joon, Lethal Weapon, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Pulp Fiction

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Degrassi, and CSI

Books:

The Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe, The Great Divorce, A Grief Observed, The Chronicles of Narnia, War of The Worlds, Johnathan Livingston Seagull, King Solomons Mines, Long Hard Road out of Hell [Marilyn Mansons Biography]

Heroes:

I don't really have any....