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About Me

Just got an electric guitar, an act which in itself is quite unremarkable. However, there's a storm-a-comin'. Yep. Just as soon as Greaves learns to play the Goddamn keyboard and we learn to 'do' the Tambourine. Shit, we have the titles, all we need is the words. Stay informed, people. Keep it foolish...
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My Interests

Anything interesting, seriously. Anything irreverent or fatuous to some degree. Also; The truth.

I'd like to meet:

People with a filthy agenda. My match. An immovable object. A team of husky Chinesers, well trained in Martial Arts. Ken Hoddle. Funny people. A sticky end.

Music:

Underground, UK and oldschool hiphop Indie Rock Jazz Soul Blues Murder ballads Breaks Decade music, naturally.I do not like Jungle, house, garage, lavatory or any other fucking stupid area or space you want to name your elctro-shit after. Yeah, it's probably that I just don't get it. Whatever.

Movies:

Evil Dead and Army of darkness.

Television:

I don't watch a lot of TV. There was a whole other piece of information here but it's totally outdated and no longer makes sense. Now I just don't watch a lot of TV. Thanks.

Books:

Hunter S Thompson (take your pick, they all rock but The Great Shark Hunt was impressive). Diceman. Terry Pratchett. Danny Wallace & Dave Gorman; two truly British eccentrics. Robert Rankin. The game - Niel Strauss. Chuck Palahniuk is on another level, read this short story he wrote http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html

Heroes:

Jesus. Oliver Reed, there ya go. Popeye too. Anyone who kills a wasp has a special place in my heart, too.

My Blog

I try sexy Roleplay

Got bored and decided to give someone some hot cyber love. Shouldn't be a problem right? The net is choc-full of freaks around the world looking to get their rocks off by the thousand, 24/7.panicr0 om:...
Posted by They came and ate us! on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:42:00 PST

Why I (pt. 1)

Why I use the Disabled & Womens toilet at work when I am clearlyneither Female nor disabled. I pretty much don't do this because I fear extreme toilet kickings or am embarrased about my size; it's...
Posted by They came and ate us! on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 05:27:00 PST

'Correct' speech.

PC is the thing now. It's what Schools and liberal-minded farleft middle class assholes regurgitate ad nauseum. A popular Childrens rhyme 'Baa Baa Black Sheep' was bannedfrom being recited in Schools ...
Posted by They came and ate us! on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:51:00 PST

Answers: for those who wish to know.

This was an annoying 'ironic' circular created by some smug fuckOr other. Anyway, I got this in my email about 6 years ago andFelt it necessary to field these oh-so-clever questions. ApparantlySome pe...
Posted by They came and ate us! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:39:00 PST

More lies.

I post as 'Perfect'. Just another random message that I played along with.(this 'good enough' for you?)carrie2002001 : sarah you are not really drunkperfect : No I know.carrie2002001 : you better know...
Posted by They came and ate us! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:01:00 PST

Democrasy?

Following a conversation with a taxi driver this morning I have come to this point and find myself actually frustrated with it. I actually don't give a fuck if it never gets read at le ast I know I've ...
Posted by They came and ate us! on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:19:00 PST

What women want

I was out on Saturday night with a few friends, pretty drunk comes as standard, and I decided it'd be funny if one of my pals and I gave ourselves the shittest 'showbiz' jobs ever in order to see if t...
Posted by They came and ate us! on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:52:00 PST

Lies I've told

Interestingly enough most people are interested in my 'lies' comment, I'm not sure what that says about you guys because I'm just not feeling that profound at the moment, so I shall instead provide o...
Posted by They came and ate us! on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:42:00 PST

I supermarket.

The supermarket is primarily a source of food, true enough. Let's leave the morals of the Supermarket Moguls to one side for the moment because the likes of J. Sainsbury have already commanded enough ...
Posted by They came and ate us! on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 03:28:00 PST

Break up's suck?

I've seen a bit of a trend lately in my friends with regard to splitting up with their partners, this trend has extended to people I've just met or even people that I have met online. I started thinki...
Posted by They came and ate us! on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:26:00 PST