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About Me

I like eating,
and cooking (the RULE: if you eat denise's food, you're required to say how yummy it is, even if it tastes like crap. Ask jeremy),
and dancing,
and singing karaoke (ESPECIALLY Madonna, The Bangles, basically almost anything related to the 80s),
and teaching math :),
and being a workaholic,
and cleaning (it's therapeutic),
and sleeping in my bed,
and talking about how angry my vagina is,
and wearing plastic bracelets,
and drinking,
and listening to electonica REALLY REALLY LOUD (yanno, some music just SOUNDS better when it's LOUDER),
and feeding my myspace addiction (whatever, I admitted it),
and belt buckles.

I love belt buckles.
BIG ones.

AND I LOVE VAGINAS.
V-SQUAD 2006 & 2007 REPRESENT!

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My Interests

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"Because women's work is never done and is underpaid or unpaid or boring or repetitious and we're the first to get fired and what we look like is more important than what we do and if we get raped it's our fault and if we get beaten we must have provoked it and if we raise our voices we're nagging bitches and if we enjoy sex we're nymphos and if we don't we're frigid and if we love women it's because we can't get a "real" man and if we ask our doctor too many questions we're neurotic and/or pushy and if we expect childcare we're selfish and if we stand up for our rights we're aggressive and "unfeminine" and if we don't we're typical weak females and if we want to get married we're out to trap a man and if we don't we're unnatural and because we still can't get an adequate safe contraceptive but men can walk on the moon and if we can't cope or don't want a pregnancy we're made to feel guilty about abortion and...for lots of other reasons we are part of the women's liberation movement."

~Author unknown, quoted in The Torch, 14 September 1987

I'd like to meet:

old friends, new friends, people that could potentially help me take over the world.

Music:

Denise likes music.

A lot.

I like going to music festivals with thousands of people!

Speaking of music festivals, WE'RE going to...

You bet your sweet @$$ I have my ticket.

Movies:

Mars' last song at ETD Pop - 3/31/07, SF

This fat ass had the NERVE to play this song as his last song at a SF rave in 2007.

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."

Freedom Writers. My new favorite movie. (And for all you bitches that think I'm going to get married and have kids, watch the damn movie and THEN tell me this.)

Television:

Almost EVERYTHING on Food Network.
"So You Think You Can Dance."
Invader Zim was tyte.

Books:

I don't read math books for fun ok!? GOSH. Well.. except that one time...

Heroes:

Teachers are cool...
Parents are cool...
My friends are cool...

"You can't live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you." ~John Wooden

Fortune Cookies are freaking AWESOME. Denise says to click this one.

My Blog

YOU ARE GOING to this event: The 2007 Vagina Monologues

Hosted By: Denise HueyWhen: 2007-02-15 20:00:00.0Where: CSUMB World Theatre6th AvenueSeaside, CA 93955United StatesDescription:Denise Huey Click Here To View Event...
Posted by D. Lush" WAS all about the VIRGIN ISLANDS on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:51:00 PST

I'm a Vagina Warrior.

Disclaimer: Denise didn't write this, but she thinks this is an amazing piece.Vagina Warriors: An Emerging Paradigm, An Emerging Species I have sat with women in crowded factories in Juarez, in crumbl...
Posted by D. Lush" WAS all about the VIRGIN ISLANDS on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:34:00 PST

My new Math Proficiency Exam

I had to.
Posted by D. Lush" WAS all about the VIRGIN ISLANDS on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:37:00 PST

Plaskett Creek 2006

Here it is bitches... There's more Plaskett than Plasketteers.. but it's better to take pictures of the PRETTY things, rather than the intoxicated things... p.s. Post your pictures or ELSE! ...
Posted by D. Lush" WAS all about the VIRGIN ISLANDS on Sat, 27 May 2006 07:52:00 PST

This guy's my HERO.

check out this video. this guy does all the dances from: the sprinklertothe lawnmowertodun, dun dun dun jump on it jump on in jump on ittoymcatomacarenatomc hammertoi like big butts...toi ...
Posted by D. Lush" WAS all about the VIRGIN ISLANDS on Thu, 11 May 2006 11:32:00 PST

Denise likes ponies. :)

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Posted by D. Lush" WAS all about the VIRGIN ISLANDS on Sat, 06 May 2006 03:23:00 PST

CSUMB prom '06

All right.. here it goes.Someone's good idea of a "before" picture.Cute...I My otterparties Party Boy of the Month-You didn't believe me about Sara's legs..Mess with my centerpieces and I'll shank you...
Posted by D. Lush" WAS all about the VIRGIN ISLANDS on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 04:52:00 PST

Survey thingee

So I decided to take this survey thing off my page and put it somewhere else. If you wanna know "all about Denise" and feel like stalking me.. here's a good place to start.I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT MY...
Posted by D. Lush" WAS all about the VIRGIN ISLANDS on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 03:20:00 PST

No like REALLY the best hip hop in CSUMB history...

Posted by D. Lush" WAS all about the VIRGIN ISLANDS on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:10:00 PST

Asian jokes.. some are just too funny.

A man, traveling through the jungle for days, grew tired as he passed by a house and decided to ask if they could put him up for the night. After knocking on the door an old Chinese guy, with a beard ...
Posted by D. Lush" WAS all about the VIRGIN ISLANDS on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 10:56:00 PST