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Citizen Smythe

whale for sale. free london a to z

About Me

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My Interests

DRINKING,red wine, gin & tonic (bombay sapphire), guiness, tequila, lambs navy rum, . DANCING, daft punk, lcd sound system, lfo, freq nasty, wako jako, felix da housecat, blur, pulp, david holmes. SMOKING, embassy, lucky strikes, marlbro, bennies, hamlets, castillas, amber leaf, camels, blues, #1, ak47 and bubblegum. DJING, soul, funk, hip-hop, dub and reggae, FALLING DOWN DRUNK. READING, books, mags, fanzines and cereal boxes, WRITING, poems, limericks, bollocks, WALKING, white peak, LYING DOWN, bed, sofas, floors, fields, COOKING, sunday roasts, pasta, rice and peas, EATING, TALKING. SLEEPING.href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9id WNrZXQuY29t" target="_blank"

I'd like to meet:

The bastard who sold me that whale !Bill Hicks 1989 (sacred cow prod)

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Music:

hate to say it, but it was OASIS that got me into music in general. After a fortnite.... I grew up, now listen to anyting, any ting thats sound good. ROLLING STONES,THE WHO, SPECIALS, BEAT, BUZZCOCKS, ROOTS, PRODIGY, CHEMICAL BROTHERS, ATOMIC HOOLIGAN, SPEARHEAD, MASSIVE ATTACK, GROOVE ARMADA, ORB, ORBITAL, FUTURESHOCK CARL COX,LEFTFIELD, LFO, BLUR, BELLE & SEBASTIAN, P.J.HARVEY, THE FALL, CLASH, LTJ BUKEM, CHARLATANS, UNDERTONES, JESUS AND MARY CHAIN, NEW ORDER, JOY DIVISION, LITTLE MISSMACHETE, HIEM, LESS THAN ZERO, SUK-MUNKI, GRANDMASTER FLASH, JUNIOR JACK, MJ COLE, PLUMP DJ'S, SCRATCH PERVS, MOLOKO, DAVE CLARKE, GUS GUS, DIVINE COMEDY, RADIOHEAD, MUSE, BLOC PARTY, THE ALARM, THE DETROIT GRAND PUBAHS MAURO PICOTTO, LAURENT GARNIER, RAZORLIGHT, ARTIC MONKEYS, PULP, ALL SEEING EYE, DIZZEE RASCAL, KANO, GORRILAZ, WE ARE SCIENTISTS,ROOTS MANUVA, Q-TIP, SNOOP, ICE -CUBE, PHARCYDE, DEL LA SOUL, LEMON D & DILLANJA, MAMPI SWIFT, PENDULUM, DJ HYPE, KRUSH, DJ KRUST, ADAM F, FELIX DA HOUSECAT, SOULWAX, THE ZUTONS, KOMA ANDBONES, BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB, BLACK LABEL MAFIA, BLACK SABBOTH, THE SKIDS, INXS, THIN LIZZY, THE JAM, SEX PISTOLS, THE RAPTURE, HIIIGH CONTRAST, SOUL 2 SOUL, JAZZY JEFF, JILL SCOTT, JAMES BROWN, DIONNE WARWICK, DJ SPINNA, BLAZE, DAFT PUNK, CASSIUS, HAPPY MONDAYS, EMF, KLF, STONE ROSES, BLACK GRAPE, FREQ NASTY, DAVID HOLMES, APOLLO 440, FUNKADELIC, DILLINGER, SMALL FACES, FACES, NICKCAE AND THE BAD SEEDS, HERBALIZER, HAYSEED DIXIE, LORDBISHOP, BENT, ELBOW, PRINCE, COLDCUT, DJ SNEAK, THE STROKES, MOTORHEAD, CHILLIES, FOO'S, BEATLES, and so many, many more......

Movies:

Black comedies such as GROSS POINTE BLANKE, THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO LITTLE, BIG LEBOWSKI, THE TREE-LOUNGE (Steve Buscemi rules as director)Don't mind most horrors, sometimes the cornier the better. Jaws, Alien, pitch black are all pretty cool. ONG BAK, fuck me just watch it and tell me you don't like martial arts films. Cannonot stay away from old 'Jimmy Bond' and lets settle the debate....... Sean Connery was, is and will aways be the best at playing Bond. Stop your internal dialogue..... your wrong, get over it!!I also watch alot of stand ups, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, lee Evans, Jack Dee Paul Merton, Rich Hall, Mark Lamar, Gregg Proops and of course MR HICKS.Avoid chick flicks and teen movies like 8 year olds avoiding Mr Glitter at a playtime gang meet!!Hate to be told which films i 'must watch'. fuck off ! I'll watch them in my own time!!

Television:

Horny

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Books:

ANYTHING REALLY. GEORGE ORWELL, IRVINE WELSH, STEPHEN KING, RICHARD LAYMON, ROALD DAHL, WILLIAM BURROUGHS, HUNTER S. THOMPSON, ALEISTER CROWLEY, JAMES HERBERT

Heroes:

Mo Mowlam, Jarvis Cocker, Richard Branson, Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, John Peel, Bryan Robson, Burt Reynolds, ME !!My sister Divinia, we don't see each other that much but she is a star!!!! last person you'd ever think was a nurse but she is a great one!!My Grandfathers who are no longer here with us but never forgotton as they were taken way too early. To Gronwyn and Stanley XXMum and Dad for being there!!!All family and friends 'cos lets face it, I can be hard work so you need to be a hero sometimes. or a policeman!!my Uncle David, who I only have vague memory of unfortunately......this next section is to him. one of twenty who lost their lives serving Britain in a pointless conflict....... The loss of Sheffield HMS Sheffield on fireSheffield was a Type 42 destroyer and part of the main surface task group deployed at the beginning of May 1982 east of the Falklands in support of British operations to retake the islands from the Argentineans. At this point there had been a certain amount of military activity on both sides. Royal Navy ships had bombarded enemy targets ashore, the airfield at Stanley had been attacked from the air, both by land-based aircraft operating at range from Ascension island and by carrier-borne Sea Harriers. On 2 May, the Argentine cruiser General Belgrano had been sunk by the submarine Conqueror.The Argentines clearly wanted to retaliate and to do so they used the most capable weapon in their armoury, the air-launched Exocet missile carried by Super Etendard aircraft. This approached the task group at low-level before going to higher altitude to gain radar contact on British ships. One was selected as a target and, despite detection by ships in the group, found Sheffield.The missile hit the ship centrally causing widespread disruption and fires. There were 20 deaths. Despite several efforts the ship could not be salvaged and she sank a few days later.