MAYONNAISE JAR AND 2 CUPS OF COFFEE |
When things in your life seem almost too much toohandle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough,remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and h...
Posted by Roxanne on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:48:00 PST |
Pickings and attitude&. |
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With the school year coming to an end, I figured it was time to let some tension out and fill you all in on the o...
Posted by Roxanne on Thu, 31 May 2007 01:58:00 PST |
Jokes - thanks Fred! |
I live in my own little world, but it's ok... they know me here.
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said......."Implants?'"
"I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get...
Posted by Roxanne on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:08:00 PST |
My Celebrity Look-alikes |
http://www.myheritage.com...
Posted by Roxanne on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:23:00 PST |
A not so proud moment! |
I have chosen to share my not so proud moment with all of you...for those who don't know me, perhaps I'll receive some sympathie. For those who know me just remember, I know where you live there...
Posted by Roxanne on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:38:00 PST |
Joke of the day |
>>>>> Once again, The Washington Post has published the
>>>>> winning submissions to its
>>>>> yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked
>>>>> to supply alternate
>>>>> meanings for common...
Posted by Roxanne on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:15:00 PST |
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's , 50's, 60's and 70's !! |
Those Born 1930-1979!
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's , 50's, 60's and 70's !!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.
The...
Posted by Roxanne on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:08:00 PST |
Reflections of life! |
· I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.· Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable pla...
Posted by Roxanne on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:24:00 PST |
Joke of the day - a must read! True stories. |
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hol...
Posted by Roxanne on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:24:00 PST |
You know you're a Quebecois when... |
In case you ever forget where you come from... If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May; you live in Quebec. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time...
Posted by Roxanne on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 12:43:00 PST |
