Real People:
Funny people
Conversationalists
People interested in the same things i am
Anyone really...
Famous People:
Jim Carey
Liv Tyler
Johnny Depp
Brad Pitt
Tom Cruise
Penelope Cruz
Orlando Bloom
Johnny Knoxville
Benicio Del Toro
My Music
In No Particular Order:
♥Taking Back Sunday
♥Blink 182
♥Linkin Park
♥The Used
♥Panic! at the disco
♥Fall out boy
♥Avenged Sevenfold
♥Massive Attack
♥Breaking Benjamin
♥Nickleback
♥Yellowcard
♥HIM
♥CKY
♥Crazy Town
♥Mindless Self Indulgence
♥Spineshank
♥NIN
♥Hollywood Undead
♥Brand New
♥The Legion of Doom
♥Disturbed
♥ZebraHead
♥Anberlin
♥Funeral for a friend
♥All-American Rejects
♥Bloodhound Gang
♥Alexisonfire
♥Jimmy Eat World
♥Fischerspooner
♥MC Lars
♥Head Automatica
♥Brand New
♥30 seconds to mars
♥Insolence
♥Enter Shikari
♥Bloc Party
♥Finch
♥Bowling for Soup
♥Rise against
♥Hellogoodbye
♥TC
♥Chronic Future
♥Stone Sour
♥The Faint
♥Dillinja
♥Lost Prophets
♥HED P.E
♥Norma Jean
♥Imogen Heap
♥36 CrazyFists
♥Papa Roach
♥Rage against the machine
♥The academy is...
♥Prodigy
♥Korn
♥We Are Scientists
♥N.E.R.D
♥Distorted Minds
♥Atreyu
♥Three Days Grace
♥Three Doors Down
♥Frou Frou
♥Hadouken!
♥Black Eyed Peas
♥Kelly Clarkson
♥Savage Garden
♥Pink
♥Madonna
♥Barthezz
♥Pendulum
♥Fun Lovin' Criminals
♥Eminem
♥Roni Size
♥Justin Timberlake
♥Gwen stefani
♥Nelly Furtado
♥Darren Hayes
I love the random classic songs that everyone knows the words to =D
DONT LIKE IT?....I DONT CARE!
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Movie Fav's
♥Hook
♥Troy
♥Party Monster
♥Fifth Element
♥Memoirs of a Geisha
♥LOTR 1, 2, 3
♥Harry Potter 1, 2, 3, 4
♥Garden State
♥Pitch Black
♥Chronicles of Riddick
♥All the Disney films
♥Amelie
♥Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
♥Peter Pan
♥Meet Joe Black
♥FightClub
♥All Disney Pixar Films
♥Unleashed
♥Its All Gone Pete Tong
♥Armageddon
♥Minority Report
♥Paycheck
♥Elektra
♥40 Year Old Virgin
♥Donnie Darko
♥Men in Black 1, 2
♥Mr and Mrs Smith
♥The Borne Identity
♥The Borne Supremacy
♥Saw 1, 2
♥Natural Born Killers
♥Van Helsing
♥Wedding Crashers
♥Vanilla Sky
♥Madagascar
♥King Kong
♥Bridget Jones Diary 1, 2
♥Notting Hill
♥Constantine
♥Scary Movie 1, 2, 3
♥Old School
♥Pearl Harbour
♥X-Men 1, 2
♥Home Alone 1, 2
♥Walking Tall
♥Serenity
♥Corpse Bride
♥Bad Boys 1, 2
♥The Truman Show
♥The Longest Yard
♥Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2
♥Just Friends
♥Just like heaven
♥The Skeleton Key
♥Robots
♥8 Mile
♥In good company
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Television Fav's
♥Skins
♥Friends
♥Futurama
♥Scrubs
♥8 Simple Rules
♥Less Than Perfect
♥Home Improvement
♥Simpsons
♥Family Guy
♥Just Shoot Me
♥Will and Grace
♥Lost
♥Dharma and Gregg
♥Fraiser
♥Everybody Loves Raymond
♥House
♥CSI
♥My Wife and Kids
♥Desperate Housewives
♥Big Brother (not celeb)
♥Cartoons...
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Booooooks!
♥Harry Potter:
*Philosophers Stone
*Chamber Of Secrets
*Prisioner Of Askaban
*Goblet Of Fire
*Order Of The Phoenix
*Half-Blood Prince
♥LOTR Trilogy
♥Kathys Story by Kathy O'Beirne
♥One Child by Torey L. Hayden
♥Tigers Child by Torey L. Hayden
♥Little Prisoner by Jane Elliott
♥A Fantasy Trilogy by JV Jones
*Bakers Boy
*A Man Betrayed
*Master and Fool
♥A Fantasy Trilogy by Phillip Pullman
*Nothern Lights
*The Subtle Knife
*The Amber Spy Glass
♥The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown
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My Heros
♥Spiderman =P
♥The P.I.M.P's
♥Zee Max-imus!
♥Tyson
♥Jim Carey!
♥The Rock
♥Eddie Izzard
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All for me:
Rob's
Maz's
This wasnt for me, but i like it.
Flower for meeeee!
The ones who matter:
Mate!
♥Victoria
Shes one of my best girlie mates.
We've been through quite alot together, good and bad stuff.
She takes no shit from anyone.
Shes secretly a big fat chav! x
♥Marilyn
Shes the other best girlie mate.
Shes probably the craziest friend ive ever had.
I know shes there for me no matter what.
I tell her everything!
Shes wonderfully weird in a special way. x
♥Mikeface
That ^ pictures hilarious!
This "legend killer" is my best guy mate.
I never get pissed off with him.
I can talk to him about anything.
We have a good laugh together.
Cant say ive had a friend like him before =) x
♥Carly!
Carly is my longest close friend.
We've been through ALOT together.
Had our ups and downs, but still there for eachother.
WKD trip to spain =P x
♥Andy
Andy has been there for me for years now.
We've been through interesting situations
I can tell him anything and everything.
I love him to bits! x
♥Becky
Becky is my lil sis.
Shes an acetastic person, and we have great chats.
I now feel i can tell her almost anything! =]
Watch out or we'll sniper your ass! x
♥Arran
I love him to bits!
We used to be so close, but now not as much.
Altho when we finally do get together we have a cool time!
Im so proud of where hes got in life,
and i know that we'll be friends forever!
Funny:
Ah Dear
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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
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Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said, "Hey, how's it going?" So I grabbed his arm and twisted it up behind his head and said "Now who's asking the questions?"
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
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To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
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If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
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Disconfect:
dis-kon-fekt) v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.
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Karmageddon;
n. It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
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Clothes dryer
(kloze dri*yer):n. An appliance designed to eat socks.
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Hair dresser
(hare dres*er): n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."
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Waterproof mascara
(wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah): n. Comes off if you cry, shower or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
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