World domination, booze, music, booze, naked women, booze, movies, booze and history. Oh, and booze.
PEOPLE WHO DON'T PISS ME OFF. IS THAT SO FUCKING MUCH TO ASK???? Be one of those people. It's its own reward. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Loud ass guitars are cool. If I can't have that, give me some really killer air guitar. If you rock enough, you don't need anything else.
I like movies. Especially talkies. It's so much better with sound. Nudity and zombies can never hurt, either.
Discovery channel. I love that shit. Public is pretty good, too. Educational TV is cool because it's got non-french Canadians on it a lot. Radical.
Books are fun to read, but the real benefit is that it makes you look smarter than you are. It's a good way to dupe chicks into the sack or to sneak closer to someone in order to play a joke or suckerpunch them without having your intentions discovered prematurely.
My dad and myself. My dad because he can kick your dad's ass and myself because you've got to be pretty damn great to put up with all of you people and not blow your own fucking brains out. Oh, and Mr. T.