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Tommy

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

People say I talk too much. People say I'm loud. People say I'm an asshole. People say I get too drunk. People are stupid...except my beautiful wife, the Girl in the Moon.Don't ask me questions if you don't want me to tell you that "yes, you do look fat in that dress" or "I think you're an idiot and you look like Corky from Life Goes On". Wow, remember that show? That shit sucked. Now Airwolf...that was awesome.

My Interests

World domination, booze, music, booze, naked women, booze, movies, booze and history. Oh, and booze.

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO DON'T PISS ME OFF. IS THAT SO FUCKING MUCH TO ASK???? Be one of those people. It's its own reward. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Music:

Loud ass guitars are cool. If I can't have that, give me some really killer air guitar. If you rock enough, you don't need anything else.

Movies:

I like movies. Especially talkies. It's so much better with sound. Nudity and zombies can never hurt, either.

Television:

Discovery channel. I love that shit. Public is pretty good, too. Educational TV is cool because it's got non-french Canadians on it a lot. Radical.

Books:

Books are fun to read, but the real benefit is that it makes you look smarter than you are. It's a good way to dupe chicks into the sack or to sneak closer to someone in order to play a joke or suckerpunch them without having your intentions discovered prematurely.

Heroes:

My dad and myself. My dad because he can kick your dad's ass and myself because you've got to be pretty damn great to put up with all of you people and not blow your own fucking brains out. Oh, and Mr. T.

My Blog

I'm not a jerk, I'm just pro-wildlife...

Ok, all I keep hearing about all day is this nimrod zookeeper that got mauled to death by a jaguar. E-fucking-nough. I know that it's a sad thing to most people when random strangers die, but with th...
Posted by Tommy on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:58:00 PST

Criticism for the "Rockabilly" scene...

Your style is stale as pondwater. All of you were just clones of something else until Johnny Cash died and some hollywood jackoff made a crappy movie about him. Suddenly, it's cool to like country mus...
Posted by Tommy on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:53:00 PST

Not responsible for overthrowing capitalism...

"Not responsible for broken windshields." "The proprietor is not responsible for damage to customer vehicles when parked in lot." Are you fucking kidding me? Well, apparently not. I drive down the ro...
Posted by Tommy on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 09:08:00 PST

...took that wrong turn into 'Friendville'...

It's happened to all of us men, yet we still keep doing it and then sitting around scratching our heads wondering how we wound up in Friendville. It's that town at the end of a highway that goes ...
Posted by Tommy on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:26:00 PST