shizzy profile picture

shizzy

when life hands you lemons, just add vodka.

About Me

if i say good things, i sound egotistical. if i say bad things, i get pity messages from bleeding-heart recycled tampon users. anyway, i spend a good portion of my time saving the world. i have found that character is won or lost when no one is looking. i usually answer questions w “maybe”. i never have a plan. i am very wishy-washy, a little fickle and at times a bit much to take in. i make no excuses for who i am, or what i do. i’m a natural flirt. i’m a pretty girl that gets lots of attention, i always seem to steal the show, which usually happens by accident. i think if you're good at something, you should never do it for free. i love hero-worship, however it's uncomfortable to watch. hipsters don't bother, i am not cool enough for your independently conformed bullshit. i don't wear my sunglasses unless the sun is out, and you shouldn't either. the smile that i wear first thing in the morning and at the end of the day reminds me what makes me happy. sooo, to recap; i like myself just fine. sometimes too much and sometimes too little.travel freely ♥ look complex ♥ be legendary ♥ prove real ♥ radiate presence ♥ feel famous ♥ act kindly and live the life you always wanted.

My Interests

mousing around (losely used) peanut butter, apples, cheese (all kinds) tiddlywinks and things that go bump in the night. that sums it up

I'd like to meet:

candy makers, jack and jill, kings and queens, mermaids, old stars and a hopeful beginner, orchestra conductors, radicals, the famous, urban dwellers, waifs, wine snobs and world class mathematicians

Music:

you name it

Movies:

willy wonka, the dark knight, pretty women and closer-in that order

Television:

californiaction, dexter, intervention, family guy and shows about teenage jerks.

Books:

print is dead...unless it's a book about me.

Heroes:

"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle..but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe

My Blog

chances, changes and promises.

if you get a chance, take it. if it changes your life, let it. nobody said that it would be easy; they just promised it would be worth it.
Posted by shizzy on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 09:09:00 PST

fired up FRIDAY, aka FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

Fuck you to all the ppl waiting for Wed's to get here so they can post some faggot ass "HAPPY (I'm a Pervert) HUMP DAY" post on my page...COMMENT DENIED Fuck you to the bad weave at Subway...Stop ey...
Posted by shizzy on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:57:00 PST

oh the good life

HOW TO REALLY LIVE1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant. 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if...
Posted by shizzy on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:40:00 PST