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Halboy

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

It is said there are guys girls date and there are guys girls marry. General opinion is I am the latter. There are no secrets with me(ok a couple but only cause the statute of limitations hasn't run out yet), my life's an open book. For as wild and crazy a life as I've had and the goofy path I'm on now, I am a surprisingly well adjusted individual (at the very least I understand most of my dysfunctions and deal with them pretty well) I am a very funny smart ass (when your drunk friend falls down, do you laugh before asking if they're ok and helping them up? me too!) I am intelligent and educated (in both the world and the classroom). I am not racist, nor homophobic, and in no way sexist. I am constantly striving to achieve new goals in life both personal and business oriented. I am strong believer in being happy in life and know that immediate gratification doesn't gaurantee it. But immediate gratification is fun though! Strive for true happiness and all else will follow.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||| 16%
Artistic |||||| 23%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate || 10%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You're a freaky kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing... And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go
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According to experts, my adult industry job would be...
Viagra Dealer
It's no secret that viagra is used a lot in the adult industry, but where does everyone get their pills from? You of course.
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Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category Your Score Average
Self-Lovin' 15%
I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you 64.9%
Shamelessness 35.7%
Puts 'em on the glass 79%
Sex Drive 15.8%
Humps fire hydrants when nobody's looking 77.3%
Straightness 0%
Knows the other body type like a map 44.1%
Gayness 83.9%
Repressed, are we? 83.8%
Fucking Sick 50.4%
Dipped into depravity 90%
You are 34.53% pure
Average Score: 72.5%

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You Have A Type B+ Personality
B+ You're a pro at going with the flow You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity. Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?
Goofy
Which DISNEY character are you most like?
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Your Stripper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails
"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me Ive got no
Soul to tell"
When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Reese Witherspoon and Jenny McCarthy, or reasonable facsimiles therof. What? If you thinks its just because of how they look, move along.


Find your own pose !

My Blog

Mike Hess Obituary

Michael Edward Hess, 52, passed away May 27, 2009, surrounded by people who loved him at the Orlando's home in Lenexa, Kan. Visitation beginning at 2 p.m. on Tuesday, June 2, 2009, at Park Lawn Fun...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 19:29:00 GMT

2nd and 3rd favoritest pick up lines

you look good.....but you would look better with my dick in your mouth.My dick just died....Can I bury it in your ass?
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 22:55:00 GMT

Celebrate whatever you want. Just know whens and whys

http://www.essortment.com/all/christmaspagan_rece.htm No one knows what day Jesus Christ was born on. From the biblical description, most historians believe that his birth probably occurred in Septemb...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:54:00 GMT

Wives and whores, an economic study

http://www.columbia.edu/~le93/The%20Economics%20Of%20Prostit ution%20-%20Forbes_com.htmWife or whore? The choice is that simple. At least according to economists Lena Edlund and Evelyn Ko...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:22:00 GMT

My favoritest pick up line

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to suck the last cock that fucked you.
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:03:00 GMT

Keep wearing the lipstick ladies

The Guild of Prostitutes [in ancient Rome] were in every sense "working women." (Possibly this is the origin of the term "oldest profession" being associated with prostitution.) There was no shame at...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:50:00 GMT

Show Me Your Genitals

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM its wrong but it made me smile.
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:18:00 GMT

My inner geek strikes again

Your results:You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 70%Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 70%Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 65%Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 60%Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 50...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:44:00 GMT

Deep Thoughts with George Carlin

Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin:The paradox of our time in history is...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 22:32:00 GMT

A toast

My new toast at parties:Sex drugs and rock and roll,Speed weed and birth control,Life's a bitch and then you die,So fuck the world and lets get high!
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 11:24:00 GMT