Tazzeroo

I love everybody. I want to be everyone's friend. I am goofy, mischievous and like to play practical jokes on friends, and especially my mom- like hiding in the fireplace while she and my live-in bitch, Coco, go crazy trying to find me...when I think they've looked hard enough, I'll come out and say..."What? What did I do?" covered in black soot from head to toe, looking like another breed..That really gets a rise outa my mom.. She'll start yelling, then hug me and tell me I'm too darn cute to get mad at..She's got a problem with that, ya know, a sucker for cuteness...heehee..works for me, though... I'm always looking for attention getting activities..and anyone to join me...I'm fun, and a great friend...Contrary to popular belief, I do not like Kibbles and Bits, nor do I lick my balls... I don't wanna go there, but when they were done with me, they tied 'em up, and a few days later my mom found them all dried up behind the couch, ouch! I heard from a friend there are these things called NEUTRICLES, like implants to get chicks diggin' on ya, but I'll enhance my manhood when my mom gets a boob job...(she needs one, but won't get one..something about sleeping on her stomach and not wanting a bunch of jamokes following her around....I don't know, but it sounds fun to me...Fun just finds me...Hopefully some fine fluffies will find me too...boys and girls...I'm neutralized, not bi...so come see me...

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